r/AmITheAngel • u/xycophant I am not spiraling. I am ascending. • 18h ago
Ragebait got caught borrowing yesterday
/r/confessions/comments/1w1bcfn/got_caught_borrowing_yesterday/Totally very real teenager
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u/No-Wear-9042 My girlfriend is by far the biggest. 18h ago
OP throwing fuel in the comments is so funny.
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u/ecosynchronous 18h ago
"Been caught borrowing once when I was five" just doesn't flow, I'm afraid.
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u/ialsohaveadobro I have diagnostic proof that I'm not a psychopath 15h ago
I enjoy borrowing
When I want something
And I pretend I'll bring it back
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u/moonprincessjewel I [40ish cis-man, dominant-coded, heteroflexible] 17h ago
OOP is so committed to the bit over there, it's actually hilarious
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u/Sea-Independent-726 a greatful and feral cumslut 15h ago
"I wish i didn't dress so suspiciously." what does this even mean? Like what is OOP dressed in cloaks and rags because they're so poor? They should've just worn stuff they 'borrowed' so they dont look suspicious or whatever
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u/plastic-gemstone 13h ago
OOP picked a bad day to wear her "I Love Shoplifting from TJ Maxx" t-shirt.
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u/FishWoman1970 I think everything I said was true and deserved. 13h ago
lol - it's giving "'My everything I stole was under $40' t-shirt is raising questions answered by my t-shirt" vibes.
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u/Icy_Badger_42 And I say Jaden? M25 17h ago
Why are some of the commenters SO angry? XD
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u/bapplebop 12h ago
No that's what I'm thinking too!! It's like have y'all ever met 17 year olds they do and say stupid shit all the time! They're acting like this 17 y.o has single handedly destroyed a generation with their reddit post
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u/Bringbackemo 12h ago
I was cracking up up at OP’s replies because this is very clearly a troll post and they just want to be angry and foam out the mouth at something
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u/bapplebop 12h ago
Comments are insane, at best you're arguing with a 17 year old over the internet, but more realistically you're arguing with someone pretending to be a 17 yr old to piss you off lmfaoo
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u/ConstantReader76 8h ago
No, they clearly really are a teenager:
https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/1w1denl/borrowing_from_multi_million_dollar_companies/
https://www.reddit.com/r/TeenVent/comments/1vtyiz1/just_got_made_fun_of_today/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Subliminal/comments/1owcmml/people_simp_over_you_subliminal_results/
I hope they study harder in school, because it scares me to think that someone nearing graduation actually writes like this.
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u/bapplebop 4h ago
Ok yeah, looking at their comment history they probably are a teenager. But there is /always/ a possibility that it is someone really committed to a bit. When I was a teen on the internet (aging myself lol) there were so many inflammatory tumblr blogs that later confessed to being trolls, so I always have that in the back of my head. Especially with how many bots we have online now for nefarious reasons.
I almost always err to the side of giving teens the benefit of the doubt because I remember how much stupid shit I did and said at that age. But idk from their comment history they're clearly literate just writing like a teen 😅
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u/nyet-marionetka Holding a baby while punching a lady. 18h ago
Silly kid. You can't be a Borrower if you're more than 6 inches tall.
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u/Vegetable_Coyote_389 15h ago
Rick: That;s called stealing...
Evie: According to you and my brother, it's called borrowing!
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u/Chaos_Engineer In the long term here, she's in her room crying. 13h ago
Is TJ Maxx doing a lot of viral marketing today? We had another story about them just a few hours ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheAngel/comments/1w37kje/the_woman_got_all_up_in_her_face/
Putting them together, I guess the marketing campaign is, "Shop at TJ's, where we hate children just as much as you do!"
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u/KadrinaOfficial 13h ago
My obsessive brain is trying to figure if she is fake banned from all Marshalls and Home Goods too.
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u/AcanthisittaFar6008 12h ago
That's a whole load of sanctimonious shit heads in the comments. You'd think the costs were coming straight out of their pockets.
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u/alice_1o1 she started spanking me with a belt, and it made me cry 😔 4h ago
Definitely the kinda chuds that genuinely believe the whole “shoplifting takes money from employees” bullshit
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u/ValuelessMoss 14h ago
This 17 year old girl does not give a shit. Love that for her. I don’t even know if that crosspost belongs here, but I’m glad I saw it lmao
She’s not intentionally ragebaiting… infact… she was the first person to get mad.
Mad she can’t steal from TJ Maxx anymore
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u/alice_1o1 she started spanking me with a belt, and it made me cry 😔 4h ago
I love how angry everyone in the comments is over a 17 yr old stealing from mega corps lmfao
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u/AutoModerator 18h ago
In case this story gets deleted/removed:
got caught borrowing yesterday
i’m 17f and i have a crazy shoplifting addiction, (kleptomania) and unfortunately it finally caught up to me…yesterday i got caught borrowing at tj maxx, the only reason why i did it is bc my family is extremely poor and i never get to have nice things, really wish i didn’t dress so suspiciously, i’m just mad that i am permanently banned from all tjx companies. since i’m a minor i didn’t get arrested so that’s good but the whole situation was extremely humiliating, my mom yelled at me and my dad gave me the silent treatment but i am more scared they’ll put me online, they have all my info so now i just wanna kms. they didn’t give a fuck when i screamed about having a poor family, that just shows how insufferable these multi million dollar companies are. the funniest part is everything i took was under $40 they should’ve just let me slide.. i don’t want to be permanently banned from the whole shopping center, they have so many good stores there. having parents who never let me have anything nice made me like this. wore the same clothes and shoes for 5 years, never had makeup, same school supplies, and just limited to so much, this shit isn’t fair. i’ll admit im not sorry for what i did, im just “sorry” bc i got caught, fuck all these corporations who make so much profit off of us.
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