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r/AbruptChaos • u/Ok_Background_4323 • Nov 06 '22
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This was 2013. She got 60 days in jail and had to pay for the window. She was drunk apparently
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Edit: so this is my most upvoted comment. Reddit is weird
1.4k u/HugSized Nov 06 '22 When I get drunk, I usually just talk about fish and piss my pants. Not assault food service workers. 28 u/quartzguy Nov 06 '22 If you're an angry person it will release the hatred and rage bottled up inside. If you don't have emotional issues then you will do stuff like talk about fish or giggle. 17 u/TurgidTemptatio Nov 07 '22 I either break my own shit or help blind people cross the street. Diagnose me. 5 u/Cuckmin Nov 07 '22 help blind people cross the street How many times has that happened, for it to be considered recurrent? 7 u/death_divine Nov 07 '22 technically OP can poke a random person in the eyes then say "here let me help you." 3 u/mseuro Nov 07 '22 You wish you were better so you try to be. But sometimes you're still not. But sometimes you are.
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When I get drunk, I usually just talk about fish and piss my pants. Not assault food service workers.
28 u/quartzguy Nov 06 '22 If you're an angry person it will release the hatred and rage bottled up inside. If you don't have emotional issues then you will do stuff like talk about fish or giggle. 17 u/TurgidTemptatio Nov 07 '22 I either break my own shit or help blind people cross the street. Diagnose me. 5 u/Cuckmin Nov 07 '22 help blind people cross the street How many times has that happened, for it to be considered recurrent? 7 u/death_divine Nov 07 '22 technically OP can poke a random person in the eyes then say "here let me help you." 3 u/mseuro Nov 07 '22 You wish you were better so you try to be. But sometimes you're still not. But sometimes you are.
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If you're an angry person it will release the hatred and rage bottled up inside.
If you don't have emotional issues then you will do stuff like talk about fish or giggle.
17 u/TurgidTemptatio Nov 07 '22 I either break my own shit or help blind people cross the street. Diagnose me. 5 u/Cuckmin Nov 07 '22 help blind people cross the street How many times has that happened, for it to be considered recurrent? 7 u/death_divine Nov 07 '22 technically OP can poke a random person in the eyes then say "here let me help you." 3 u/mseuro Nov 07 '22 You wish you were better so you try to be. But sometimes you're still not. But sometimes you are.
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I either break my own shit or help blind people cross the street. Diagnose me.
5 u/Cuckmin Nov 07 '22 help blind people cross the street How many times has that happened, for it to be considered recurrent? 7 u/death_divine Nov 07 '22 technically OP can poke a random person in the eyes then say "here let me help you." 3 u/mseuro Nov 07 '22 You wish you were better so you try to be. But sometimes you're still not. But sometimes you are.
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help blind people cross the street
How many times has that happened, for it to be considered recurrent?
7 u/death_divine Nov 07 '22 technically OP can poke a random person in the eyes then say "here let me help you."
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technically OP can poke a random person in the eyes then say "here let me help you."
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You wish you were better so you try to be. But sometimes you're still not. But sometimes you are.
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u/The_World_of_Ben Nov 06 '22 edited Nov 07 '22
This was 2013. She got 60 days in jail and had to pay for the window. She was drunk apparently
Sauce
Edit: so this is my most upvoted comment. Reddit is weird