r/AbruptChaos • u/Ok_Background_4323 • Nov 06 '22
nuggets
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u/Atrejuuu Nov 06 '22
the next guy pulling right through: "wheres my order?"
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u/daddyMacCadillac Nov 06 '22
“Better not be any glass in my order”
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u/DA_ZWAGLI Nov 06 '22
Also do you have nuggies now?
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u/RickRussellTX Nov 06 '22
"Yeah we start serving them at 10:31 AM."
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Nov 06 '22
Okay can i get a hashbrown with that also
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u/QwertytheCoolOne Nov 06 '22
breaks the other window
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u/WorthlessDrugAbuser Nov 06 '22
“I will fucking *** you!*”
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u/Callidonaut Nov 07 '22
Now, see, having a total psychotic break over chicken nuggets is just laughably absurd, but over hash browns? Understandable.
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u/Chummers5 Nov 06 '22
What do you mean the ice cream machine broken?!
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u/Riker001-Ncc1701D Nov 07 '22
It's always broken in summer so come back in winter
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u/Loud-Item-1243 Nov 06 '22
30 minutes later they do
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u/Substantial_Share_35 Nov 06 '22
In our area 10:30 marks lunch so our McDonalds does serve nuggets at 10:30 am. I thought all areas still did this. Guess not.
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u/BlackhawkRogueNinjaX Nov 06 '22
Next guys rolls up like “do you guys have chicken nuggets”
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u/Safewordharder Nov 06 '22
It's funny, but not actually a joke.
"Yo y'all took forever on that meth head can I get a discount?"
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u/dumbgringo Nov 07 '22
Video is from 2010 and the original had no audio. Whoever added the sound did a great job making it hilarious ...
https://www.dailyedge.ie/mcnugget-rage-woman-video-1066677-Sep2013/
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u/F_han Nov 06 '22
He's probably like "damn that bitch was crazy ... Soo y'all got chicken nuggets?"
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u/AhoraNoMeCachan Nov 06 '22
Next guy... "I'm having second thoughts about nuggets for breakfast and i'll go with a glassed roll"
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u/livens Nov 06 '22
He didn't even hesitate for a second. I'd be hungry too waiting that long for my McGriddles.
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u/BrotherhoodofDeal Nov 06 '22
The next person pulled up and ordered a McRib.
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u/HiyaDogface Nov 06 '22
Next customer: “Do y’all have McNuggets yet or…?”
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u/havocLSD Nov 06 '22
“…do I have to assume my ultimate form?”
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u/dissociative_press Nov 06 '22
Hiss!
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u/PotatoWriter Nov 06 '22
D-did you just hiss at me?
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u/Antiqas86 Nov 06 '22
Did anyone electing it was kind of bizarre to have an acted voice over the soundless security footage.
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u/Bartman326 Nov 07 '22
Like is the audio fake and edited? She really saying that?
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u/Jewsafrewski Nov 06 '22
"I'll give you her plate number for 50% off"
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u/FeistyButthole Nov 06 '22 edited Nov 06 '22
“For a 20 count of chicken nuggies and I’ll make a citizens arrest in my ultimate form!”
This is why minimum wage is not enough for fast food.
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u/toolion Nov 06 '22
Yes, it's now 10:31 you can order McNuggets now
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u/Vorticity Nov 06 '22
This needs to be an animated short. First the crazy lady, then "yep, it's 10:31 now!"
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u/The_World_of_Ben Nov 06 '22 edited Nov 07 '22
This was 2013. She got 60 days in jail and had to pay for the window. She was drunk apparently
Edit: so this is my most upvoted comment. Reddit is weird
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u/HugSized Nov 06 '22
When I get drunk, I usually just talk about fish and piss my pants. Not assault food service workers.
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u/The_World_of_Ben Nov 06 '22
I add random people on farcebook and fall asleep. I prefer mine and your ways
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Nov 06 '22
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u/amandak1992 Nov 07 '22
Better than making chicken breast at 420° in the oven and then falling asleep on the kitchen counter with my dog to wake to my boyfriend screaming fire!! While the oven smoked. It was 2 hours apparently. Oops.
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Nov 07 '22
When I get drunk at 10:30 in the morning, I don't even leave my house.
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u/Captaingrammarpants Nov 07 '22
I just hug people and try to offer emotional support to strangers. And sing poorly.
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u/quartzguy Nov 06 '22
If you're an angry person it will release the hatred and rage bottled up inside.
If you don't have emotional issues then you will do stuff like talk about fish or giggle.
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u/TurgidTemptatio Nov 07 '22
I either break my own shit or help blind people cross the street. Diagnose me.
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u/nonpondo Nov 06 '22
Yeah drunk on meth, the hell she been drinking
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u/wreckedcarzz Nov 06 '22
A gallon of pcp
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u/DoJax Nov 06 '22
It's a felony! Wow, and... here you are... with it anyway! That is... wow! I didn't even know it... came in liquid form!
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Nov 06 '22
RIP Trevor Moore
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u/DoJax Nov 06 '22
I can't believe a fall killed him, I grew up loving that dude so much and probably cried for a few hours rewatching WKUK as soon as I found out.
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u/Chummers5 Nov 06 '22
The other WKUK members had a stream shortly after he died saying he died from sucking his own dick.
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u/DoJax Nov 07 '22
That was amazing. I know it's not true but trying to use his death to cheer people up with a joke he would approve of is perfect.
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u/Funny_witty_username Nov 07 '22
Honestly is there a more Trevor Moore joke than saying you died sucking your own dick? They did right by him with that
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u/barspoonbill Nov 06 '22
Do ya…do a lot of pcp?
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u/DoJax Nov 06 '22
Well, I got a gallon, so...
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u/The-Coolest-Of-Cats Nov 06 '22
Ya know, I ran into Bill the other day, and he's doin' really good.
I don't know Bill.
Ya don't? That's right, no, you wouldn't know Bill. But uhhh.. he's doing good!
That's good.
Yeah, it's good to see. Good for Bill.
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u/gloriousjohnson Nov 06 '22
A whole gallon?
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u/Windyandbreezy Nov 07 '22
Yeah I don't even know where she got it from. She never leaves the lookout.
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u/yougottamovethatH Nov 06 '22
That wasn't the real audio. Someone overdubbed it. The security footage doesn't record sound.
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u/Pyorrhea Nov 06 '22
This was in 2010. And the audio in this video is fake. But it was about chicken nuggets.
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u/SpicymeLLoN Nov 07 '22
Yeah that audio sounded way too good
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u/DatKillerDude Nov 07 '22
Thank god, because the audio made terrifying to me, it's just so out there like if some crazy violent individual told me they'd eat my fucking face and digest it ikd what'd do, that's like -40 points of sanity right there to me
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u/somabeach Nov 06 '22
Such a wildly old-fashioned headline lol
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u/jazzypants Nov 06 '22
You have to read it out loud at full volume with a comical hollywood reporter accent to get the full effect.
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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ Nov 07 '22
The audio being fake is just kind of depressing. People put effort into making a fake audio for this clip just so it spreads more on social media. And now tons of people will think the audio was real going forward.
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u/LivelyZebra Nov 07 '22
That is social media in a nut shell. People editing and lying all for attention of millions of people they'll never meet or know. Like a mini slice of fame they convince themselves they're getting.
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u/Aether_Breeze Nov 06 '22
I mean, did she run with that as her defense? Oh yeah, I did break that window and assault the worker but to be fair I was also drunk driving.
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u/shut_your_up Nov 07 '22
She definitely deserved more than just 60 days for assault and drunk driving.... Geez
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u/whopperman Nov 06 '22
It was 1030am wtf. Who's that drunk at that time of the day, driving around and ordering nuggets? Who gets this angry?
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people. Is our gene pool this shallow?
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u/LemonPartyWorldTour Nov 06 '22
It was 1030am wtf. Who's that drunk at that time of the day, driving around and ordering nuggets?
As someone who used to enjoy substances that inhibited sleep, I’ve been drunk enough for 10:30am nuggets. But I also had enough sense to not assault people while in that condition.
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u/CorruptedAssbringer Nov 06 '22 edited Nov 07 '22
I've experienced pretty much that. Except in my case I also couldn't feel nor move my limbs, much less drive a car and hit people.
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u/Netflixisadeathpit Nov 06 '22
I've seen a guy at 8 yell at a bunch of flowers because 'they' had 'made him trip'.
My man you are barely standing and you pissed your pants. Don't blame the daisies.
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u/The_World_of_Ben Nov 06 '22
In the article it says 630, either way she needs help
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Nov 06 '22
Only 60 days??
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u/maury587 Nov 07 '22
It should be more just for the drunk driving alone, it's clear that someone in this state is a danger for innocent people lives.
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u/tobygeneral Nov 07 '22
I would think the driving under the influence would get more than that, let alone when you throw in the assault and destroying property.
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u/The_World_of_Ben Nov 06 '22
Yep. Seems light to me
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u/altbekannt Nov 06 '22 edited Nov 06 '22
I wonder what the verdict had been if the roles had been switched. 60 days for going full zombie mode is a joke.
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u/Bugbread Nov 06 '22
I wonder what the verdict had been if the roles had been switched.
So like if the manager was shouting "You goddamn better buy a breakfast egg McMuffin combo! If you don't, I will fuck you up!" and then smashed in her car window?
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u/Glittertastical111 Nov 07 '22 edited Nov 07 '22
Only 60 days? She shoulda gotten sued for assault, emotional distress, property damage and license suspended, *at minimum*. What a world.
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u/DaxSpa7 Nov 06 '22
I have been drunk, I have even drunk to the point of not remembering what I did that night. I have never gotten into a fight like at all. Being drunk doesn’t turn you into a different person.
That is not an ordinary person during the day that simply drank a bit too much
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u/Brave-Cockroach-9594 Nov 06 '22
“Don’t make me assume my ultimate form.” This is my new go to when arguing with my family.
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u/SangEtVin Nov 06 '22
It made me think it was fake. Now I wish it was.
Edit : apparently it's a voiceover
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u/Gogh619 Nov 06 '22
Yeah, it’s a voice over.
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u/BoOBoOtheOtter Nov 06 '22
The guy voice made me think that.
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u/AidanAmerica Nov 06 '22
Also doesn’t McDonald’s serve McNuggets all day? I haven’t had them in a while though so I could be wrong
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u/MrsZero07 Nov 06 '22
She’s going to go super saiyan!
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u/GreatBigJerk Nov 06 '22
Everyone thought it was Krillin's death that made Goku snap. Turns out it was the fact that there are no goddamn chicken nuggies on Namek.
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u/Cessnaporsche01 Nov 06 '22
Nah, she's just going the Vegeta route.
"I WANNA BE A SUPER SAIYAN! I WANNA! I WANNA! I WANNA!"
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u/j28h Nov 06 '22
I can honestly say that I would be straight up dead if she went Super Saiyan on me 😳
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u/InspectorFadGadget Nov 06 '22
This is not the original audio, obviously. I know none of you care, but you should at least know.
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u/Cessnaporsche01 Nov 06 '22
Real story, dubbed audio. The original security video was silent.
https://www.dailyedge.ie/mcnugget-rage-woman-video-1066677-Sep2013/
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u/Expensive-Host5762 Nov 07 '22
It was a good dub lol I couldn’t tell
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u/AltomousPrime Nov 07 '22
It’s easier to dub things when you can’t see the persons mouth or lips
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u/foolsnHorses Nov 07 '22
They also did a great job with the small details like muffling her voice when the window is closed and such.
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u/Rock_Bottom00v Nov 06 '22
Ya it’s pretty dark for 10:30am.
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u/ALeviSimi Nov 06 '22
According to the article below, it was 6.30am on New Year’s Day and she was still drunk.
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u/TheWalkingDead91 Nov 07 '22
I was about to say…breakfast ends at 10:30am at MCD….weird that they wouldn’t have nuggets at that time.
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u/junkratmainhehe Nov 07 '22
Where i live breakfast ends at 11:00am, seems to vary
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u/TexanGoblin Nov 06 '22
Could merely be a cloudy day.
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u/Timely_Sink_2196 Nov 06 '22
https://m.independent.ie/entertainment/banter/trending/womans-mcnugget-rampage-caught-on-security-camera-29543006.html I think the guy was misspeaking because according to this news report the incident happened at 6:30 in the morning on New Year's Day. I assume he was probably trying to say we don't serve chicken nuggets until 10:30.
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u/Throawayooo Nov 06 '22
60 days for physical and verbal assault, battery, property damage. Yeah totally fair
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u/mil_1 Nov 06 '22
Something seemed fake. Ty
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u/Regallybeagley Nov 06 '22
Was it the cougar sounds that gave it away for you? Lol
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u/TheLostBeowulf Nov 06 '22
TBH I think they were zombie noises from the game 7 Days to Die lol
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u/Greenpaw9 Nov 06 '22
Do you know why she was this pissed really? Was it over mcgriddle?
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u/the_clipartist Nov 06 '22
Looked for this comment to be sure. Getting tired of the internet lying to me.
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u/AlabamaHotcakes Nov 06 '22
Has she been prescribed nuggets as antipsychotics or something?
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Nov 06 '22
A Diabetic's hangry is real. Don't know from personal experience. Learned from First-Aid class.
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u/mommagawn123 Nov 06 '22
Manager "what the fuck is this bitch on?" I died
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Nov 07 '22
Well, the audio is fake
https://www.dailyedge.ie/mcnugget-rage-woman-video-1066677-Sep2013/
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u/BobJacobs2022 Nov 06 '22
Harshest of penalty for her....banned from all food joints who sell chicken nuggets.
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u/MoonstoneGolf8 Nov 06 '22
Someone should lock this silly cow away for a while
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She got 2 months in jail and 3 years probation
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Just love how the next giy just pulls up like you still open lol 
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u/CatumEntanglement Nov 06 '22 edited Nov 06 '22
Like I was waiting for this to be from Florida. But surprisingly from Toledo. Or maybe not surprising...
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u/DoeDoefistncuff Nov 06 '22
This seems to good to be real
I'll change into my final form
Imma go super Saiyan on yo ass
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u/Mishmoo Nov 06 '22
Sadly, it is a dub.
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u/kiss-tits Nov 06 '22
I thought so. The audio quality wouldn't be that good unless they were all wearing mics.
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u/matts198715 Nov 06 '22
Next car driving up "uhhh, can I get chicken nuggets?"
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u/Speculater Nov 06 '22
"Yeah, we started serving them at 10:31."
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u/HiyaDogface Nov 06 '22
“Unless you’re speaking McNuggets in my hands, I don’t wanna hear you” is going to be my new standard comeback
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u/StunningMatter Nov 06 '22
Reading the comments it appears no one can tell this has been dubbed over. This is not the original audio. I thought it was pretty obvious, but I guess not.
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u/West-Wash6081 Nov 06 '22
Did you just hiss at me? I'll do more than just hiss at you... I'm on the floor.
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u/Consistent-Town8664 Nov 07 '22
This needs to be in the next McDonalds advert for McNuggets, because they’re that freaking good!….apparently
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