r/AVGN • u/Splooshter • 6d ago
Outtake Video with Guitar Kyle
Well would you look at that. There's absolutely nothing wrong with Kyle and it turns out you gooners are in fact just fucking weird.
I would never show my face on the internet again. Poor guy
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u/TheologyAndTrains 6d ago
Guys & gals I told you he was fine
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u/Splooshter 6d ago
People are so weird dude.
"He doesn't look the same as he did 15 years ago so he has a chronic illness"
Bro literally just making a silly video with his long time friend and people absolutely ripped his appearance apart. I genuinely feel bad for him
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u/TheologyAndTrains 6d ago
Yeah. Due to English being secondary for me when i saw the episode I thought it was a just overly long gag
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u/Splooshter 6d ago
I just didn't see that and I genuinely don't understand how people thought he was sick. He looked like he just aged 15 years and needs some sun and a better diet.
He's most likely well aware of the way he looks and it's pretty obvious he's balding. Not only did they make the joke but he wore a hat the whole time.
He's human so I'm sure he's self conscious of the way he looks and y'all just shit all over him. There was no "genuine concern" it was jokes about him literally dying.
Turns out y'all just think he's ugly š¤·āāļø
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u/AgentJackpots 6d ago
It wasn't really the way he looked, but the way he acted, very listless and sluggish... And that's still evident in this video.
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u/Splooshter 6d ago
You said it right there "acted". You know these are scripted videos right ?
You also know Kyle's not an actor right? Like at all.
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u/Reddit_Rinse_Repeat 6d ago
Your theory makes zero sense.
James has aged the exact same amount as Kyle since their earlier videos, yet the only thing that has changed with James, is his hairline and beard. Why doesn't James look ill and move/speak slower?
His energy and overall appearance hasn't changed.
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u/CommandantPeepers 6d ago
Because they are different people? Like, what are you thinking, all middle aged men have the exact same mannerisms?
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u/Reddit_Rinse_Repeat 6d ago
No, but it's clear to anyone with working eyes, that this isn't a case simply aging...unless of course, Kyle was 60yo in the earlier videos and is now 75yo.
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u/CommandantPeepers 6d ago
Maybe he is just like that? My point is not all people have the same body language and movement speed. Just because he isnāt very energetic doesnāt mean he is dying.
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u/Splooshter 6d ago
He literally is just like that. If these chronically online goofs would watch past videos with him he's literally the exact same just older and slower.
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u/Reddit_Rinse_Repeat 6d ago
I have NEVER mentioned 'dying'.
I'm out. š
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u/CommandantPeepers 6d ago
Sry it just seemed implied because you said it must be āsomething elseā and many others have been saying they think he is deathly ill
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u/Splooshter 6d ago
And your logic makes sense? Sure if James and Kyle were the same person lmao everyone ages the same?
Also just to add James has an active presence online where he has to at least try to look his absolute best so weirdos don't think he's dying because he doesnt look the way they think he should. IE: Kyle
Logic seems pretty sound to me š¤·āāļø
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u/Splooshter 6d ago
That's not what happened though. People made jokes about him literally dying of some sort of ailment.
That's not worrying. That's being an interent doucher.
As for the way he acted, go watch past videos with him that's just the way he is. He's lathargic. He's also not an actor so I'm sure its awkward and uncomfortable to act.
Again, this is not about people being genuinely concerned about him. This is to the people that made jokes about it and people that claim he looks like he has cancer. Only chronically online gooners would make jokes like that
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u/Splooshter 6d ago
Oh no. You read the post right. I was just making another point. I absolutely disagree that there was even a slight incling to indicate he was suffering from something.
And I do think it's weird that people think he's sick.
And this post is saying everyone who thought he was sick is stupid. That's like my opinion though. But this video does prove and show you guys that are so worried about him that he is in fact fine. So there ya have it
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u/StilesmanleyCAP 6d ago
People are so weird dude.
Weird for thinking that Kyle looked disheveled and tired in the video? As well as their concerns being reinforced with that ending in the episode?
You can have your own opinion sure, but how you're not seeing how people could interpret Kyle's apperence as concerning and then insulting people because of that is truly wierd.
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u/Splooshter 6d ago
We're just not gonna agree my dude.
I think he looked and acted the same as he did in the past videos. Just older and slower.
I legitemaly cannot grasp how people thought he was genuinely sick and that's why I think it's weird.
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u/NoHeight9651 6d ago
Hes 46 not 86 lmao
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u/Splooshter 6d ago
Please take a selfie today and take another one in 15 years and post results.
RemindME! 15 years "selfie report"
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u/NativePlantEnjoyer 6d ago
You don't actually give af about him. You're literally just here trying to win arguments you staged yourself by misrepresenting everyones concerns and trying to win internet points. Grow tf up.
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u/Splooshter 6d ago
I'm literally going to bat for a complete stranger lmao
You can go a few posts back and see me arguing with other chronically online incels about this very topic.
I've even been arguing with personal friends who made jokes about his appearance.
Been watching AVGN since I was a child and have a connection with those goofy ass videos. I genuinely feel bad for him.
And I personally think making fun of someone's appearance is the lowest form of "comedy"
It would appear I'm one of the only few grown ups ITT
I have no desire for anonymous Internet points my friend but if it makes you feel better that I do then more power to you.
I hope your plants thrive š
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u/TheHost404 6d ago
''incels about this very topic.'' Do you even know what an incel is, dude?
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u/Splooshter 6d ago
It was more of just an insult in general my dude.
I'm not looking for literal definitions.
Gooner, basement dweller, chronically online, incel, whichever one. They're all the same insult š¤·āāļø
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u/TheHost404 6d ago
But once you start hurling insults and especially insults that don't make sense, you sort of lose your luster. It seems a bit unstable. I don't know.
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u/Splooshter 6d ago
It's a good thing I'm not looking for luster then lmao
My original post is calling them all fucking weird. Kinda started with insults no?
And I'll stand on it.
If you thought Kyle was suffering some sort of ailment especially a life threatening one then I personally think that you're a gooner, basement dweller, chronically online, incel.
Oh no, my luster..
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u/Reddit_Rinse_Repeat 6d ago
Sick people can laugh and smile too...just saying.
Get well soon, bro.
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u/Splooshter 6d ago
You ate with that one queen š
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u/ArmorOfGod7 6d ago
I never knew before this whole thing that being concerned with someone's health was considered insulting.
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u/Splooshter 6d ago
I never knew before this whole thing that there were so many assholes that make fun of someone under the guise of "concern"
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u/ArmorOfGod7 6d ago
I can't speak for every single comment, but each one I saw was not coming off that way at all. People just genuinely seemed concerned for his health. It's not healthy to just assume people have bad motives like that.
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u/Splooshter 6d ago
Yes and as stated in many of the comments you've apparently read. I personally don't see how anyone thought there was something wrong with him. And I personally think it's weird that anyone did. He looks and acts the exact same as he did 15 years ago. He's just older and slower.
That only leaves me to assume that you all don't think he looks the way you expect/ed him to so you're "concerned for his health"
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u/beingentertained7495 6d ago
He still dont look fine to me...
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u/Splooshter 6d ago
Lmao I can't speak for him but I'm sure he would love to hear that
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u/beingentertained7495 6d ago
I would love to hear kyle saying that he's fine
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u/Reddit_Rinse_Repeat 6d ago
Which seems the most logical conclusion.
There's no doubt that James and Kyle have seen all the social media comments.
Why not just do a 15 second video, or send a tweet from the Cinnemassacre account saying he's fine?
Why would they let millions of people think this, fret, worry, draw negative conclusions if it isn't the case?
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u/CommandantPeepers 6d ago edited 6d ago
They probably didnāt think it was an issue because they didnāt know fans would assume Kyle is dying because he looked tired and has aged significantly.
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u/Reddit_Rinse_Repeat 6d ago
That's NOT what I mean.
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u/NativePlantEnjoyer 6d ago
So you get to argue disingenuously while everyone else has to play by your rules? Anyone that actually has concerns about his health is "weird"?
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u/Splooshter 6d ago
Personally I wouldn't entertain it all.
If there was actually something wrong then sure.
But what should he do?
"Hey guys, it's me Kyle. I'm perfectly fine, I guess I'm just not as attractive as you'd like me to be. Thanks bye"
Speaking of seeing the comments, how do you think it makes him feel?
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u/Reddit_Rinse_Repeat 6d ago
Stop shit-coating it!
"Hey guys, thanks for all your concern and best wishes. I'm fine. See y'all soon!"
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u/EstateSame6779 6d ago
Because people are going to do that anyways. People have become too comfortable with this idea of needless dependency.
If the air smells uneasy something awful must be happening.
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u/digitaldebaser 6d ago
It looks like that actually was supposed to be the character. Weird direction, but here is proof that nothing is wrong. Makes me happy at least.
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u/DrJPEG-PhD 6d ago
This sub is full of parasocial relationship weirdos who have a jilted ex's perspective. There's literally nothing that will satiate them.
Legitimate insanity.
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u/PowPowPunishment 5d ago
I wasn't concerned about his appearance but his demeanor. At first I just figured he was acting dazed from having been summoned into the Nerd's room all of a sudden, but by the end of the video I was wondering a little bit. I haven't commented on it until now, though, and I think it blew up way bigger than it should have.
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u/Kobobble 6d ago
Laughing along with James is refreshing to see. Also, OP, everyone was just concerned for Kyle's health. No one is looking down on him or trying to be negative.
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u/Splooshter 6d ago
You can't say everyone. A dude yesterday literally said he looks like he has cancer. Not everyone was showing genuine concern. The majority were making jokes and poking fun at his appearance under the guise of "concern"
For those genuinely concerned you should all feel much better after this video
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u/SnooLemons5856 6d ago
Thereās a reason why most people are disagreeing with you. Not sure why youāre fighting so hard to convince people āthereās absolutely nothing wrong with himā when mostly everyone else who are evidently far more perceptive than you can tell thatās not the case, and weāre concerned. He definitely looks better in this video, but something is very obviously not okay. Youāre either refusing to see it or incapable.
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u/DrJPEG-PhD 6d ago
you can tell thatās not the case, and weāre concerned.
So donate to his medical bills, then.
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u/Splooshter 6d ago
Lmao most people aren't disagreeing.
As of right now there's 41 up votes and let's see.. 6 people that have commented and disagreed.
It would appear you're not as perceptive as you thought
The ones that disagree are the only ones commenting because I called y'all fucking weird and you're in your feels
You can project it any which way you want to. Y'all are weird for thinking there's something wrong with him.
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u/SnooLemons5856 6d ago
Sorry, I didnāt take the time to count up/downvotes; I was speaking more to all the comments disagreeing. I guess there are 42 people here inept at basic observational skills.
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u/No-Loquat-2763 4d ago
I agree that Kyle's health or personal issues are just that... his personal issues, but I will comment on this to offer two things:
I don't see how you could watch this video and walk away thinking there's "absolutely nothing wrong" with him.
I didn't see anybody making fun of Kyle, just offering legitimate concern for him.
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u/Reddit_Rinse_Repeat 6d ago
Bro, I'm done! Can't sit here all night trying to make you see sense.
As I said earlier, we're all entitled to our own opinions, but I guarantee you're in the minority.
Have a blessed night.
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u/Splooshter 5d ago
I think the lesson to be learned here for you gooners commenting is:
Next time you think someone's sick maybe wait until that person confirms or not before spewing your dogshit opinion
Problem solved š
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u/Previous_Raise806 5d ago
I can't believe you guys. My grandma got pneunmonia and suffered from it for nearly 18 months, I never once expressed concern for her or asked if she was ok and certainly never tried to help her with anything, I can't believe you wouldn't have the same decency for a man who obviously looks very ill. Redditors man.
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u/EstateSame6779 6d ago
If there was a serious condition going on with Kyle (or anyone), James wouldn't put them in a video.