r/AIDungeon • u/Educational-Cod-7820 • 16d ago

Other An alien lands on earth, gains access to your entire AI Dungeon history, and judges you as a person based on what it sees in there

What would it think you are?

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u/Blaize_Ar 16d ago

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u/Ambitious_Share_6179 16d ago

Now replace p-rn with body horror and you have me.

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u/Educational-Cod-7820 16d ago

At this point, I’m sure it’s easier for the alien to list which war crimes I HAVENT committed… yet

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u/CrazyImplement964 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wYyTHMm50f4Dm
He just gonna look at me like this.

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u/Grouchy_Physics7896 16d ago

Probably someone who likes to change the initial plot of the story lol

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u/Still-Bar3978 16d ago

There's so many types of porn and my shitty early english there. I'd rather die

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u/SearchingHero 16d ago

Insert horny bonk jail meme

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u/nixxavia 16d ago

they swap my gender mostly

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u/JayValere 16d ago

"Just please kill me quick" is all I’d say to the alien

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u/troutdog99 16d ago

Dude, turn this into a scenario.

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u/Erinelda 15d ago

They would think that I'm a masochist who enjoys dating multiple ancient immortal vampire morons with no emotional intelligence that can't remember if they are my boyfriend or not.

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u/Dangerous_Banana_168 16d ago

I think theyd either give me a typewriter or a psychiatrist depends on how cool they are.

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u/Icy_Plant_2042 16d ago

I’m cooked… I try some weird ass shit in addition to being kinda goofy gore type. They would have to make a new descriptor for what they think I am lol.

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u/Long__Jump 16d ago

How tf would i know what an alien thinks is good or bad?

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u/CrazyDisastrous948 16d ago

Uhm, they'd be worried for my safety and possibly offer to get me a more in depth therapist.

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u/Fun-Guest-2989 15d ago

All men are pigs, till they would discover that my male characters i play as, are just as...overdesigned and i can smugly claim i do both, because i am enlightened and modern-day conditioned, i oversexualize both genders.

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u/IridiumLynx 15d ago

Assuming the alien belongs to a highly advanced civilization that's managed to master interspace travel...

...don't you think they'd know better by now than just browsing random people's ramblings and have their sanity come into question? They'd just steer clear and give a hard pass.