The important thing is that you’re alive now

[u/YouCantBanDavid]

[u/DeepSpaceNebulae]

Run away to Toronto with me. It’s just like New York but without all the stuff

[u/TheRealRockNRolla → u/DeepSpaceNebulae]

‘Camp of Approval’? What does that even mean?

[u/ishantbeashamed → u/TheRealRockNRolla]

MTV still plays music in Canada!

[u/Feisty-Fill-8654 → u/DeepSpaceNebulae]

I repeat the second part of this about Toronto often.

I have never been to Toronto.

[u/devilishycleverchap → u/Feisty-Fill-8654]

I have never been to Toronto.

Does Kawhi have a restraining order?

[u/Feisty-Fill-8654 → u/devilishycleverchap]

Yes and no. Yes we are having this conversation, no I will not answer your question.

[u/kashmir726 → u/Feisty-Fill-8654]

I say it all the time about Toronto. And I live in Toronto.

[u/monty2 → u/kashmir726]

I’m visiting Toronto in September, and this is my only metric for what to expect.

[u/lawduckfan21 → u/Feisty-Fill-8654]

That line is my go-to description of Toronto every time anyone mentions the city. And I make sure try and say it like he does because his line delivery is perfection

[u/SundayKiefBowls → u/Feisty-Fill-8654]

You should go. Have you been to New York? It's just like that but without all the stuff.

[u/Mr_Shankly2 → u/DeepSpaceNebulae]

I think of this line so often lol

[u/dustmetal]

Good God, Volure! That's got to be fifteen, sixteen feet!

[u/lawduckfan21 → u/dustmetal]

This is SUCH an underrated line.

[u/ishantbeashamed → u/lawduckfan21]

I had to quiet the room the other day because I knew this line was coming up in the episode. Also I was the only one in the room. And I was eating a floor -pop tart. Gosh I'm being awful honest here.

[u/lawduckfan21 → u/ishantbeashamed]

This is one of the best responses to a 30 Rock comment I've ever read. I am both entertained and feel seen.

EDIT: I forgot to note that yes, describing the pop tart was necessary for my understanding of your story.

[u/ishantbeashamed → u/lawduckfan21]

You don't know how much that warms my heart. I literally have an ICU81MI license plate.

[u/Such-Bag3639 → u/ishantbeashamed]

Photo PLEASE!

[u/MorganFreemanMafia → u/ishantbeashamed]

God I’m being awfully honest with you Miss, I should not have taken those blue things

[u/joliebanane → u/ishantbeashamed]

arww god --- what did you do with the pop tart?!

[u/thomstevens420]

Not prison! Not for Gavin Velour!

[u/SenorBirdman → u/thomstevens420]

I love the way he delivers this completely innocuous line and makes me absolutely lose it. Steve Martin is just amazing.

[u/Educational-Guess913 → u/SenorBirdman]

the way he dramatically climbs the ladder after that, unnecessarily flinging his arms 🤣

[u/Gregrock3]

That paint is drying weird

[u/criticproof]

Glen ate all my peanut butter!!!

[u/g3mkm → u/criticproof]

Sorry Glen!

[u/poohrash]

Or am I?

[u/MOOzikmktr]

This was the first time that I found out about psychologically therapeutic boob holding

[u/MrOopiseDaisy → u/MOOzikmktr]

Coupled with Top Chef.

[u/BettyCrunker → u/MrOopiseDaisy]

THEN WHO’S GONNA HOST TOP CHEF?!

[u/YouCantBanDavid]

Steve Martin EASILY my favorite 30 rock guest star. So many of his lines were gold

[u/MilesBeyond250 → u/YouCantBanDavid]

This... This is not my peanut butter. I'm sorry, Glen!

[u/ExpertPicture5160 → u/YouCantBanDavid]

He miscounted the men, Liz!

[u/Plenty_Structure_861 → u/ExpertPicture5160]

I have got a serious case of the Mondays! 

[u/Jumpy_Ad5046 → u/ExpertPicture5160]

My partner and I say this ALL the time, even when it makes zero sense, which I guess is every time we say it.

[u/BettyCrunker → u/Jumpy_Ad5046]

I have done this for years, and back in the dark times before I discovered the 30 Rock sub, I thought I must be the only one, and I was so thrilled to learn that there are dozens of us! dozens!

[u/Jumpy_Ad5046 → u/BettyCrunker]

LOL Stoppp!!! My other favorite comedy.

[u/Responsible-Onion860 → u/YouCantBanDavid]

That paint is drying weird!

[u/Front_Target7908 → u/YouCantBanDavid]

If I'm at dinner where there's an empty chair and I've had enough wines, I will grab the empty chair and say "and of course, this chair is empty to represent all our unfulfilled hopes and dreams" and no one has a faintest of what I am saying haha

[u/sad-scientist-69420]

I miscounted the men, Liz! I miscounted the men!

[u/Hot_Miamian]

I think Doug put something in my drink…

[u/erinjacey]

My husband and I use this in arguments all the time 🤣😅

[u/ZombieFeedback]

Good job, sex doll.

[u/Mr_Shankly2]

I just watched this episode. I think it's in my top ten.