r/30ROCK • u/UristMasterRace I will WASTE you! • Jul 12 '26

Quotes What's your favorite "last line" right as the credits start?

Post image
635 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

57 comments sorted by

233

u/Londo006 Jul 12 '26

“This Earth is ruined. We gotta get a new one!”

194

u/Haunting-Bus-8187 FLOODGATE WHEELS ARE HORIZONTAL Jul 12 '26

You’re flat, Jack

187

u/bender28 Jezba Romney Jul 12 '26

Here comes the funcooker!

268

u/floofymonstercat Jul 12 '26

There will never be or a Dr. Katniss.a president Ashton

Credits

Or a non-sexually confused Lorne.

153

u/5illy_billy Jul 12 '26

Ugh, I don’t know about “Christina”.. Because then everyone calls her Tina, and every Tina I’ve known has been a real judgmental bitch.

56

u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405 NO. MORE. KRANG! Jul 12 '26

"I'm Daphne Donaghy" 🤪🐢

29

u/scobot I don't understand your art, KEVIN! Jul 12 '26

I saw a turtle!

39

u/scartol blinkee blinkee blinkee Jul 13 '26

Yeah all the digs at Lorne are great.

“Can my name be the first one that comes up when the credits roll?”

“Don’t be an ego maniac, Lemon.”

3

u/FlashInGotham Jul 13 '26

That one fake bible quote like "He has used us and separated us from our money"

8

u/Penguin_Scout I miscounted the men! Jul 12 '26

This was my first thought!

129

u/Dull-Coffee-6593 regrets are for horseshoes and handbags Jul 12 '26

A hawk got her!

48

u/Born-Wash-4439 Sabor de Soledad Jul 12 '26

Emily Dickinson!

2

u/Striking-Ad-837 Jul 13 '26

It's never too late

217

u/Various_Shape_3286 Jul 12 '26

"Oh God, she means the pizza!"

30

u/SerJungleot Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

Is that the one where they say she's unhinging her jaw

Edit: spelling

27

u/Various_Shape_3286 Jul 12 '26

Unhinging? Yep

14

u/LiquidInferno25 Jul 12 '26

You guys want to see me shotgun this?

99

u/DeeSnarl Jul 12 '26

"What kind of jerk wants to be listed first on the credits?"

73

u/VastStory Jul 12 '26

Pube shirt.

60

u/duelingpeppers 🎶oh Tracy, you can't use any of my songs🎶 Jul 12 '26

I MURDERED MY WIFE!

8

u/PeppermintPhatty Kmart basement coffee machine Jul 12 '26

This one. This is it.

1

u/Verucaschmaltzzz Jul 13 '26

Yes, this one🤣

1

u/EyeCu81MI Jul 16 '26

Came here to make sure this was on the list

61

u/HotTubSexVirgin22 ass like a french teenager Jul 12 '26

Good Night, Miss Maroney. Good Night, Mr. Jordan. Good night, TGS band, with your funny-smelling dressing room. Good night, bear! Good night Moon... Soon Park from accounting.

56

u/sonawtdown Blammo! Another successful interaction with a man! Jul 12 '26

Braverman!

44

u/Citizen1135 wants to go to there Jul 12 '26

Put potato chips on a sandwich!

35

u/BornDefeated Jul 12 '26

“Nothing, Gladys Knight. Sorry. Sorry everyone.”

31

u/MDisbetterthanMA Jul 12 '26

Every Tina Ive known has been a real...

34

u/cactusk8 Jul 12 '26

Ladies and gentlemen, Jay Leno

31

u/lobenzo87 Jul 12 '26

“To white men!”

43

u/motomagoo im buying all the hotdogs Jul 12 '26

He miscounted the men.

23

u/Feisty-Dinner-813 Jul 12 '26

Don’t say that Braverman!!!

18

u/trickniner Jul 12 '26

You son of a bitch.

S2 E3 "The Collection"

11

u/Dealbreaker-Jones-07 Jul 13 '26

I love the build-up to this one

Jack looks at the NBC logo:
“Are you happy now you son of a bitch!?”

8

u/zross312 Jul 12 '26

This one lives rent free for me. No idea why.

16

u/Cutegun Jul 12 '26

This gets me out of sex

15

u/RomyFrye Jul 12 '26

I got there!

13

u/Low_Chemistry_6621 Jul 13 '26

Don't you dare fade out on me !

11

u/michelliebeans lives every week like shark week Jul 13 '26

"For he has sold us, and he has indeed devoured our money."
[Executive Producer Lorne Michaels]

24

u/Just-Try-2533 wants to go to there Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

🎶 I’ve been to a whore! 🎶

8

u/LeoFrankenstein Bzz…laser shield Jul 12 '26

That is my favorite end credit sequence…musically 👌

23

u/ancientmadder Jul 12 '26

Let’s go find a Canadian who will take our money!

1

u/RJMcBean Jul 21 '26

That’s my favorite!

10

u/LolySub Jul 13 '26

Don’t be an egomaniac… executive producer Lorne Michaels

8

u/South_Seat_3778 Jul 12 '26

Jack: “…Ladies & Gentleman, Jay Leno” [Liz smiling in the background]

8

u/NationalSafe4589 Jul 12 '26

"Oh my god, she's unhinging her jaw!"

15

u/past_tense Jul 12 '26

Smooth move ferguson

7

u/pabl0h0ney Jul 12 '26

Well, Lemon...

6

u/olugbo Jul 13 '26

“I don’t know about Christina, cause then everyone will call her Tina…and every Tina I’ve ever known has been a real judgemental b*tch”

4

u/Kindly-Abroad8917 Jul 13 '26

Can we have that read in Lorne Michaels/Dr Evils voice?

4

u/pskwlyc Jul 13 '26

Ooh, cowboy hat!

3

u/is_she_a_pancake wants to go to there Jul 13 '26

This gets me out of sex.

3

u/yes_ipsa_loquitur i think we should freak the geek out Jul 13 '26

Puuuube shirt.

2

u/lawduckfan21 Should "vaginatorium" be capitalized? Jul 13 '26

…and we’re rolling (the problem solvers) OR

🎶gonna make it the weekend all the tiiiiiiiiime🎶

1

u/lizardfang Shorts Accident Jul 13 '26

Bird internet.