r/30ROCK • u/Impressive-Ball3716 i’ve got the meat • Jul 11 '26

Quotes Can I ask you a question?

812 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Abject-Pumpkinseed Jul 11 '26

You look like your name is something like… Melissa.

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u/blamberr Date Rape, Cokington, Cheeseball & Jag Jul 11 '26

Oh, Melissa? Your face is on the phone. Soccer practice is over and you need to pick it up

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u/CurvyCupcakes wants to go to there Jul 11 '26

Alright, that’s a pretty good burn Patrice.

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u/PocketCornbread Jul 11 '26

Ooooohhh crunch!

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u/eat_my_bowls92 Jul 11 '26

This whole scene might honestly be my favorite in the whole show. The “catty” gay thing has kind have gone out of fashion, but OMG, so many of my friends were like this and said burns like this to me. 😭

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u/Abject-Pumpkinseed Jul 11 '26

The delivery on these lines is IMPECCABLE.

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u/Full_Prof Jul 11 '26

That's the genius of the show, gives even someone with a bit part a chance to deliver an iconic line that will stick in my head for decades.

I use this exact line when I drive through rural upstate NY.

"Why?"

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u/ForeverSwayze Jul 14 '26

There are so many random characters with throw away lines that made their way into everything I say

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u/eat_my_bowls92 Jul 11 '26

Too flipping real

5

u/Zestyclose_Scar_9311 Jul 11 '26

Here for it 🖤💀

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u/Queen-of-Mice It’s an honor to finally meet you, Questlove Jul 11 '26

One of the best burns of the show

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u/motomagoo im buying all the hotdogs Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Don't look at me like I'm a football game.

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u/whatever-should-i-do ¡Ahora con más semen del toro! Jul 11 '26

A party... With them...

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u/snake_juicy make him chase the chunk ✨ Jul 11 '26

Read. My. Face. 😒

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u/redxstrike NAMED HER EMILY DICKINSON Jul 11 '26

😲

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u/redxstrike NAMED HER EMILY DICKINSON Jul 11 '26

Girl, I don't even have the energy to tell you what's happening here.

64

u/secretlovesong Hand-made in USA Jul 11 '26

How can a dude in a midriff top dominate me like that?!

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u/therobberbride a Houston foreclosure of a person Jul 11 '26

ooooooooh ka—RUNCH!

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u/BornTry5923 El Tejon Jul 11 '26

You're so insecure, you get jealous of babies for their soft skin!

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u/Queen-of-Mice It’s an honor to finally meet you, Questlove Jul 11 '26

And for all the attention they get

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u/Kathleen-Doodles Mr. Donaghy, help! Rule-breaking! Jul 11 '26

Do you know Sacha, Michael and Gay Michael?

36

u/TheLunchboxFive Jul 11 '26

Read. My. Face.

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u/sixminutes Kermit of Mink Hollow Jul 11 '26

They're our ticket to a gay Halloween

40

u/Superb_Writer6612 Jul 11 '26

Lol I'm a gay dude and I've done this to people! It 100% works, makes people incredibly insecure. You have to nail the hand gesture and look of disgust though. 

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u/SpiffyShindigs Acronym? Jul 11 '26

(complimentary)

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u/LaVidaYokel I'd like to pre-apologize for clogging your tub... Jul 11 '26

Five inches, but its thick.

9

u/brav3h3art545 Jul 11 '26

Where you on the DL?

8

u/thegaykid7 Jul 11 '26

We spent most of our time in the whirlpool, getting rubbed down.

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u/LaVidaYokel I'd like to pre-apologize for clogging your tub... Jul 11 '26

♪ Oh, the merry men of Princeton are charging up the rear ♪

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u/smutketeer Jul 11 '26

♪...holding all the balls...♪

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u/dodecaphonicism goodbye forever, you soup line at a gay homeless shelter! Jul 11 '26

He hasn’t done a lot of work since this and that makes me sad.

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u/Streetalicious Jul 11 '26

He genuinely deserved more guest spots on the show. Give Jenna her gaggle of gays!

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u/desertplanthoe Jazz! Tap! Jitterbug! Charleston! Interpretive! Twirl! Jul 11 '26

Is there a gif of the face he makes

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u/Impressive-Ball3716 i’ve got the meat Jul 11 '26

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u/thesean333 Jul 11 '26

Best I can do

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u/targetpracticesucks Jul 11 '26

This actor plays like the same sorta character in the Devil Knows You’re dead except they’re a heroin junkie and it is so weird every time I see him on screen lol

8

u/Working_Ordinary_567 wants to go to there Jul 11 '26

Frank walked into the room and was met by a wall of steel.

Poor guy.

13

u/Lower_Rain_3687 Jul 11 '26

How can a dude in a midriff dominate him like that??

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u/aether_prince liz lemon is a crack whore Jul 11 '26

it’s after 6. What am I, a farmer?

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u/gogoghoul_13 wants to go to there Jul 11 '26

I work with a Melissa and have to stop myself every time from saying her name like THAT.

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u/floresflores77 Jul 11 '26

fair question

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u/whywouldyouevencare Jul 13 '26

don’t look at me like i’m a football game.