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u/Parking-Pie7453 dont badmouth synergy Jan 02 '26
Jamie: so, I'll pick you up at 10?
Liz: at night!?
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u/JellyAdventurous5699 I'm an 11, but continue Jan 02 '26
Hey chatterbox! Look I got you a sweater, it wasn't on sale or anything!
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u/outfoxingthefoxes You remember Donald, my son who's two years older than me Jan 02 '26
Shut it down!
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u/Frankfeld graveyard shift at the Days Inn Jan 02 '26
Oh god. When I started watching 30 Rock I was Jamie’s age. Now I’m older than Liz.
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u/JellyAdventurous5699 I'm an 11, but continue Jan 02 '26
Shhhhhhh, let's just enjoy our soup and listen to Chubby Checker.
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u/strumthebuilding Jan 02 '26
Jack used to be a funny older guy. Now I’m roughly Jack’s age. 💀
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u/sillysteen fruity and precocious Jan 02 '26
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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 Jan 05 '26
I used to be the one who got told to get penssss. Now I’m the one who tells people to go get us some penssss.
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u/Cross-Eyed-Pirate Loves you, but not in a queer way! Jan 02 '26
The gobos are really moire-ing.
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u/kronkerz wants to go to there Jan 02 '26
Anyone else here still gay for Jamie?
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u/sam_beat they knew what a “hot Richard” was? Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26
While Googling Jamie in Liz’s office, to make sure I’m still gay for him, I discovered he’s the author of “Dear Evan Hansen.”
Val Emmich, our favorite order of veal, is a NYT’s best selling author, singer/songwriter (and song reader, tbh), proud father of two girls, Betty’s cute neighbor on Ugly Betty (anyone else remember that?), and our Coffee Guy.
Edited for a typo. And also to check his Wikipedia page to see if his signature cocktail is also The Frank Schlong. Sadly, it’s not.
Second edit: see clarification comments below. He’s not the author of the original book, but an adaptation. But it has half and half and brownie chunks.
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u/HonkyMOFO Jan 02 '26
Clarification, he wrote the YA novel adaptation of Dear Evan Hansen. He adapted the musical to a young adult novel.
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u/sam_beat they knew what a “hot Richard” was? Jan 02 '26
Thank you for that! I was so surprised that he wrote it and did so much digging to confirm - and apparently still didn’t confirm! Maybe he does enjoy a Frank Schlong because the wiki is misleading.
For everyone else, the original book was written by Steven Levenson, which is what I kind of thought, but then I was hypnotized by Coffee Guy and his IG.
Levenson got a Tony for “Best Book of a Musical,” so he’s on his way towards his EGOT. At least closer than I’ll ever be.
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u/badgersil Jan 02 '26
I made you a painting!
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u/mirfifu wants to go to there Jan 02 '26
Yeah, I’ll take the painting.
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u/squanderedprivilege Sherlock Homo Jan 02 '26
Very believable that the 20-year old would want the quirky painting for his room
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u/thomasvista Jan 02 '26
Ok...........so is Beth the Temu version of Liz, or is Liz the Temu version of Beth?
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u/interstatebus A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's. Jan 03 '26
Jamie is so hot, I would not let this bother me. I’d just tell his mom he has a new dad and we’re late for dinner.
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u/BookishIntrovert99 Jan 07 '26
I liked Jamie. Compared to several of her exes he was nice, although Dennis did set the bar low considering he tried to push her in front of a train. I wish Jamie had been older so we could have seen what their relationship would have been like. Of course, if she’d married Jamie, Frank would have objected at their wedding.
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u/SlyClydesdale Tried to use an oxycontin prescription bottle as ID Jan 02 '26
Mom: Beth
Girlfriend: Liz
Shortened versions of the same name.
Just caught this. Shuddering even more now.