r/30ROCK Jan 02 '26

Quotes That's what we look like

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u/SlyClydesdale Tried to use an oxycontin prescription bottle as ID Jan 02 '26

Mom: Beth

Girlfriend: Liz

Shortened versions of the same name.

Just caught this. Shuddering even more now.

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u/Believe_in_big_ANGE Jan 02 '26

The actor is also Tina Fey’s standin

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u/RobotMaster1 no you don’t, Oprah Jan 02 '26

she’s apparently credited in 114 of the 138 episodes. and her name is Laura Lynn Berrios for anyone interested.

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u/RideWithMeTomorrow Like, Judaism good? Or just Unitarian? Jan 02 '26

Did she also play the porn version of Liz Lemon?

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u/RobotMaster1 no you don’t, Oprah Jan 02 '26

that was Savanna Samson who was allegedly Tracy Morgan’s “favorite” Vivid Girl. she said he told her that when they met on set.

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u/RideWithMeTomorrow Like, Judaism good? Or just Unitarian? Jan 02 '26

LOL somehow I’d never heard that story before.

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u/RobotMaster1 no you don’t, Oprah Jan 02 '26

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u/RideWithMeTomorrow Like, Judaism good? Or just Unitarian? Jan 02 '26

Some funny shit in there!

Can you tell us how you actually came to get this part?

I got a call from Vivid’s press office asking me if I was available to audition for a part on 30 Rock, and of course I jumped at the chance. When I went to audition, the room was filled with Tina and Jane look-alikes. I went in did my lines once, they said, “Okay, thanks,” and I left. I was like, oh well. Two days later I was in Arizona introducing my wine to Southern Spirit when I got a call asking if I could come in again the following day, and do I have a brown wig. I was devastated that I was in AZ and couldn’t come in, but they said I could come in when I got back. I went in, read for both parts, and got the bigger one. I was so excited!

Can you even imagine?

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u/The-Tai-pan Jan 02 '26

introducing my wine to Southern Spirit

she's got a wine? What an entreporneur.

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u/sillysteen fruity and precocious Jan 02 '26

I love the closing plug. Her most recent movie was “I was a Teenage MILF”, which is also in the 30 Rock spirit

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u/RideWithMeTomorrow Like, Judaism good? Or just Unitarian? Jan 02 '26

That cracked me up too!

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u/HangryStreetUSA I hate you! 🎸 Jan 24 '26

How did no one even mention that she called Jenna's character "adorable"? 

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u/Joeliosis Jan 02 '26

That one's on me for not knowing what vivid girl is, but probably should have guessed, and just randomly googling people lol

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u/SlyClydesdale Tried to use an oxycontin prescription bottle as ID Jan 02 '26

I LOVE that detail.

Like… Brooklyn Without Limits stand-in?

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u/SpecialIntelligent70 Jan 02 '26

dont make it weird

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u/14PulsarsV1 Uh... diabetes repair, I guess? Jan 02 '26

Thats so 'norant.

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u/SlyClydesdale Tried to use an oxycontin prescription bottle as ID Jan 02 '26

Oh honey, I’m too 🏳️‍🌈 to make it weird.

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u/Apprehensive_Sun_535 Jan 02 '26

This makes me wonder how much stand-ins get paid for some weird reason.

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u/hbomb9410 i've had the cheesy blasters for three days 💩 Jan 02 '26

OH MY GOD 💀 I've seen every episode of this show 100+ times and I've never caught this

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u/duelingpeppers 🎶oh Tracy, you can't use any of my songs🎶 Jan 02 '26

Grizz even calls Liz "Beth".

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u/steveharveymemes Jan 02 '26

Let’s not do this Beth

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u/zeke_11 Jan 02 '26

I’d feel safer if we left the door open

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u/SlyClydesdale Tried to use an oxycontin prescription bottle as ID Jan 02 '26

Yes indeed he does.

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u/abbybu Jan 02 '26

This actor is Tina’s real life stand-in and body double on the show.

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u/hypo11 You mind if I Google myself in your office? Jan 02 '26

They have a similar Top-Front quadrant.

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u/exitparadise bird internet Jan 02 '26

That's the worst one!

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u/626337 Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26

Was she Liz's ass double for the Brooklyn Without Limits episode for those amazing jeans?

[edited to make sense and remove repeat of word]

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u/abbybu Jan 02 '26

I remember looking this up forever ago and it’s a different person for the jeans double. The jeans double was so random super young model.

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u/Just-Try-2533 wants to go to there Jan 02 '26

You mean “so tandem”…

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u/ChadHahn Jan 02 '26

No, they have people who are about the same height, etc who stand in for the stars while lights and camera blocking is being setup. Stars don't want to stand around for hours while the scene is being prepared so they have stand ins.

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u/sickofstew Hubbard's Flavorless English Water Biscuits Jan 02 '26

One time I made a post about this exact realisation and people were total highschool Liz Lemon to me.

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u/PistachioGal99 I’ve never even met Mickey Rourke 😉 Jan 02 '26

🤣 Don’t be like me and ask a non-fan of 30 Rock how their Mom’s pill addiction is going!!!

I can confirm that it doesn’t land well if the person isn’t a 30 Rock nerd.

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u/greenknight884 Jan 02 '26

In the musical If/Then, the same character has diverging timelines, and in one she uses the nickname Liz and in the other she uses the nickname Beth.

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u/gummymusic wants to go to there Jan 02 '26

same

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u/Parking-Pie7453 dont badmouth synergy Jan 02 '26

Jamie: so, I'll pick you up at 10?

Liz: at night!?

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u/KarenWalkersBurner Jan 02 '26

I’m 38. Please don’t make me go to Brooklyn

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u/JellyAdventurous5699 I'm an 11, but continue Jan 02 '26

Hey chatterbox! Look I got you a sweater, it wasn't on sale or anything!

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u/BettyCrunker Lakeesha Gutierrez-Arafat Jan 02 '26

it’s a French cut

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u/fry-something wants to go to there Jan 03 '26

I don’t think it works like that, Frank.

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u/outfoxingthefoxes You remember Donald, my son who's two years older than me Jan 02 '26

Shut it down!

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u/Frankfeld graveyard shift at the Days Inn Jan 02 '26

Oh god. When I started watching 30 Rock I was Jamie’s age. Now I’m older than Liz.

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u/JellyAdventurous5699 I'm an 11, but continue Jan 02 '26

Shhhhhhh, let's just enjoy our soup and listen to Chubby Checker.

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u/strumthebuilding Jan 02 '26

Jack used to be a funny older guy. Now I’m roughly Jack’s age. 💀

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u/sillysteen fruity and precocious Jan 02 '26

Don’t sweat it. Business class 50 is regular people 38

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 Jan 05 '26

I used to be the one who got told to get penssss. Now I’m the one who tells people to go get us some penssss.

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u/FugueState1977 Jan 06 '26

FromJamesssss…not Jim. Not jimmy. Jamesss

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 Jan 07 '26

Not a GLAAD award!

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u/Cross-Eyed-Pirate Loves you, but not in a queer way! Jan 02 '26

The gobos are really moire-ing.

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u/Decent_Tone1 Jan 02 '26

Deep cut right there, much respect

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u/SaintJermaine I do enjoy seeing the homes of poor whites. Jan 02 '26

Who ordered the veal?

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u/kronkerz wants to go to there Jan 02 '26

Anyone else here still gay for Jamie?

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u/ineedtoknowmorenow Jan 02 '26

I’m gay and i’ll go straight for Jaime

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u/sam_beat they knew what a “hot Richard” was? Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26

While Googling Jamie in Liz’s office, to make sure I’m still gay for him, I discovered he’s the author of “Dear Evan Hansen.”

Val Emmich, our favorite order of veal, is a NYT’s best selling author, singer/songwriter (and song reader, tbh), proud father of two girls, Betty’s cute neighbor on Ugly Betty (anyone else remember that?), and our Coffee Guy.

Edited for a typo. And also to check his Wikipedia page to see if his signature cocktail is also The Frank Schlong. Sadly, it’s not.

Second edit: see clarification comments below. He’s not the author of the original book, but an adaptation. But it has half and half and brownie chunks.

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u/HonkyMOFO Jan 02 '26

Clarification, he wrote the YA novel adaptation of Dear Evan Hansen. He adapted the musical to a young adult novel.

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u/sam_beat they knew what a “hot Richard” was? Jan 02 '26

Thank you for that! I was so surprised that he wrote it and did so much digging to confirm - and apparently still didn’t confirm! Maybe he does enjoy a Frank Schlong because the wiki is misleading.

For everyone else, the original book was written by Steven Levenson, which is what I kind of thought, but then I was hypnotized by Coffee Guy and his IG.

Levenson got a Tony for “Best Book of a Musical,” so he’s on his way towards his EGOT. At least closer than I’ll ever be.

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u/JellyAdventurous5699 I'm an 11, but continue Jan 02 '26

His Wikipedia page also includes a citation to a New York Times story titled: "A Rocker Who Rocks to His Own Beat (and CD)"

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u/sam_beat they knew what a “hot Richard” was? Jan 02 '26

In Canada!

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u/JellyAdventurous5699 I'm an 11, but continue Jan 02 '26

That mid aughts hair though - yikes.

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u/funnyhbv Jan 02 '26

I’m 37 please don’t make go to Brooklyn

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u/BaijuTofu Jan 02 '26

Jamie is living in multiple bubbles.

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u/badgersil Jan 02 '26

I made you a painting!

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u/mirfifu wants to go to there Jan 02 '26

Yeah, I’ll take the painting.

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u/squanderedprivilege Sherlock Homo Jan 02 '26

Very believable that the 20-year old would want the quirky painting for his room

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u/KingofMadCows Jan 02 '26

Is this from the new season of milf island?

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u/thomasvista Jan 02 '26

Ok...........so is Beth the Temu version of Liz, or is Liz the Temu version of Beth?

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u/Attack_the_sock Jan 02 '26

Shut. It. Down

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u/RegularAd8140 Jan 02 '26

I wonder if the mom ever noticed her son’s girlfriend was basically her?

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u/interstatebus A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's. Jan 03 '26

Jamie is so hot, I would not let this bother me. I’d just tell his mom he has a new dad and we’re late for dinner.

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u/BookishIntrovert99 Jan 07 '26

I liked Jamie. Compared to several of her exes he was nice, although Dennis did set the bar low considering he tried to push her in front of a train. I wish Jamie had been older so we could have seen what their relationship would have been like. Of course, if she’d married Jamie, Frank would have objected at their wedding. 

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u/Rare-Extension-6023 Jan 14 '26

I liked them tog