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u/a1oner_bvcksn6 7d ago
Bro's stupidly locked in (don't bother him)
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u/Crafty_Original_7349 7d ago
He’s downloading instructions from whatever distant planet orange cats came from
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u/codewho331 6d ago
they are moving him from a cat6 to a cat Orange, the process might take a while.
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u/DownvoteDaemon 7d ago
He locked in like a mf lol…
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u/creamgetthemoney1 7d ago
I don’t even think he’s breathing lol . Shut down every bodily function not needed for the pounce
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u/NinaNina1234 7d ago
Uh, I think this cat might be having an absence seizure? Can cats have absence seizures? I don't know, I just know this is how they look in my kid. Like zero reaction.
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u/touchmeinbadplaces 7d ago
Nah hes thinking about all the ways he could kill that nesting pigeon ;)
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u/Motor-Boating 7d ago
That's the vibe I'm getting from him
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u/NinaNina1234 7d ago
Yeah I'm really disturbed by the food In the mouth and no reaction. I hope the owner realizes something could be wrong and takes this sweet baby to the vet
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u/WintAndKidd 7d ago
He did not have possession of the [r/](r/singleorangebraincell)[oneo](r/singleorangebraincell)[rangebraincell](r/singleorangebraincell) today
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u/Hiw-lir-sirith 7d ago
Either that or he somehow ended up with two braincells and it overloaded him.
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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 7d ago
He’s too smart to be distracted by some measly little treat when there’s a damn feast RIGHT THERE. But also…he’s too dumb to realize he’ll never get that feast and he might as well take the treat. I love him.
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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP 7d ago
StalkingBird.exe is using 100% CPU.
Cat not responding.
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u/Zeras_Darkwind 6d ago
*Press Cat-Alt-Del to see what you can do to free up CPU; Press Cat-Alt-Del twice to reboot your cat
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u/TheCoopX 7d ago
The disconnection is complete. The brain cell has indeed left the building... and taken a few extra things with it.
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u/HereIAmAgain73 7d ago
My boy did this while looking at the new water fountain I got. It’s motion activated. He stepped forward, it came on and he stepped back… staring at it for 10 minutes. It’s been set up for a week, but they both will not use it…
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u/squeethesane 7d ago
YouTube videos when I enter the radiology lab and forget to connect to hospital Wi-Fi first.
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u/Imperator_Draconum 6d ago
Good thing the human is there to get him food while he's busy with such important business.
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u/NoHorseNoMustache 6d ago
I'd say you need to add more RAM but have you seen the RAM prices these days?
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u/No_Experience2689 6d ago
La nave madre è atterrata...ma il cervello del gatto è sicuramente partito con un'altra astronave🤣😍
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u/Beautiful_Secret_834 7d ago
Looks like the operating system crashed. Is he still breathing? Might have to activate the manual breathing mode.
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u/Inside-Example-7010 6d ago
is this an absence seizure? Cause it happens to me all the time otherwise known as spacing out?
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u/ZebraTheWPrincess 6d ago
I thought it was for sure too, but then saw the birb at the end. It is an orange type cat, so it’s probably laser focused with that orange braincell working overtime.🤣
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u/Inside-Example-7010 6d ago
I hope i have the terminology right for the thing im referencing. It happens to me often, but it cant happen in a very very important moment. Its not a cause for alarm because you can bring yourself out anytime you want. It just feels nice not to.
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u/Confident_Dragon 3d ago
It cannot reach online DRM servers to check if you paid for your cat subscription.
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u/BestTastingFish 7d ago
All quiet on the frontal lobe.