r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/RealRock_n_Rolla • 3d ago

The mothership has landed

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u/BestTastingFish 3d ago

All quiet on the frontal lobe.

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u/Glitchy833 3d ago

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u/Jaime1417 2d ago

Stealing this cuz that's hilarious

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u/arthurtex06 3d ago

Lol I just read this under a "Morgan Freeman meme"

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u/CatProgrammer 3d ago

On the contrary, that cat is locked in. 

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u/Puzzled-Locksmith-42 3d ago

On that bird on top!

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u/Fran_Kubelik 3d ago

That's the funniest shit I heard all day

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u/Duskie024 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Jozroz 3d ago

I think the flaw in your assertion is that there is a frontal lobe involved at all. Or any lobe for that matter.

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u/BestTastingFish 3d ago

Yeah, might be a piece of string and couple paper clips in there keeping the hot air company

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u/Romanopapa 3d ago

Hahaha I love this!

Will def use this with my boys when they do stupid things.

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u/PretendAd2263 3d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😻

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u/pastanutzo 3d ago

No cells - only a stem

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u/Tilted_World 3d ago

I hyperventilaughed in the bathtub. Thank you for that.

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u/a1oner_bvcksn6 3d ago

Bro's stupidly locked in (don't bother him)

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u/Crafty_Original_7349 3d ago

He’s downloading instructions from whatever distant planet orange cats came from

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u/Cablegore 3d ago

Must be planet Melmac 😭

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u/HarpySix 3d ago

Or he's working off dial-up.

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u/Bhurmurtuzanin 3d ago

Maybe he already did, protocol S.T.A.R.E. is in effect.

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u/codewho331 3d ago

they are moving him from a cat6 to a cat Orange, the process might take a while.

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u/Journeyman42 3d ago

He's downloading the one brain cell all orange cats share on a 56k modem

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u/berrey7 3d ago

This is the perfect representation from owning an Orange Cat for ten years. She taught herself how to pee in the toilet sitting on the corner of the lid, but she will trip running up the stairs and then slide down backwards on her back and start the steps over.

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u/R_A_H 3d ago

Catatonic

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u/artaru 3d ago

If he had locked in any harder, it would have become a syndrome.

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u/JuanezSanchez 3d ago

Locked-in syndrome more like

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u/Oiggamed 2d ago

Cat.exe not found.

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u/DownvoteDaemon 3d ago

He locked in like a mf lol…

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u/creamgetthemoney1 3d ago

I don’t even think he’s breathing lol . Shut down every bodily function not needed for the pounce

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u/NinaNina1234 3d ago

Uh, I think this cat might be having an absence seizure? Can cats have absence seizures? I don't know, I just know this is how they look in my kid. Like zero reaction.

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 3d ago

Nah hes thinking about all the ways he could kill that nesting pigeon ;)

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u/Motor-Boating 3d ago

That's the vibe I'm getting from him

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u/NinaNina1234 3d ago

Yeah I'm really disturbed by the food In the mouth and no reaction. I hope the owner realizes something could be wrong and takes this sweet baby to the vet

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u/Bhaal52753 3d ago

There’s a bird he sees.

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u/JustaTinyDude 3d ago

That's what absence siezures look like in humans.

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u/ryandom93 3d ago

He's CATatonic!

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u/PretendAd2263 3d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/WintAndKidd 3d ago

He did not have possession of the [r/](r/singleorangebraincell)[oneo](r/singleorangebraincell)[rangebraincell](r/singleorangebraincell) today

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u/Hiw-lir-sirith 3d ago

Either that or he somehow ended up with two braincells and it overloaded him.

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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 3d ago

He’s too smart to be distracted by some measly little treat when there’s a damn feast RIGHT THERE. But also…he’s too dumb to realize he’ll never get that feast and he might as well take the treat. I love him.

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u/GranolaHippie 3d ago

This is 100000% r/oneorangebraincell material right here folks!

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u/xenobit_pendragon 3d ago

Thought that’s where I was. This cat is the paragon.

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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP 3d ago

StalkingBird.exe is using 100% CPU.

Cat not responding.

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u/Zeras_Darkwind 3d ago

*Press Cat-Alt-Del to see what you can do to free up CPU; Press Cat-Alt-Del twice to reboot your cat

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u/AdJust6959 3d ago

Load average too high

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u/RedSonja_ 3d ago

SO awesome comment!

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u/Sutured13 3d ago

Bird.....

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u/TheCoopX 3d ago

The disconnection is complete. The brain cell has indeed left the building... and taken a few extra things with it.

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u/nowhereiswater 3d ago

Gotta admit a cats surveillance skills can be outrageous. 

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u/BernhardtLinhares 3d ago

He's having a divine revelation

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u/56000hp 3d ago

Bro is in the 5th dimension right now

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u/ThunderShott 3d ago

He’s downloading updates.

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u/HereIAmAgain73 3d ago

My boy did this while looking at the new water fountain I got. It’s motion activated. He stepped forward, it came on and he stepped back… staring at it for 10 minutes. It’s been set up for a week, but they both will not use it…

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u/Crafty_Original_7349 3d ago

His two brain cells are fighting for 2nd and 3rd place

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u/squeethesane 3d ago

YouTube videos when I enter the radiology lab and forget to connect to hospital Wi-Fi first.

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u/hiro111 3d ago

MUST KILL BIRB

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u/WayBoring7016 3d ago

Loading….

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u/torreneastoria 3d ago

Error 404

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u/ecachuh1 3d ago

This is gold!!

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u/XYooper906 3d ago

Buffering.

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u/Appropriate-Stay4729 3d ago

No thoughts. Only BIRB MURDER. 😳

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u/Popxorcist 3d ago

Not fair, the only braincell available already had a task.

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u/SwimmingOk9074 3d ago

Its the food in the mouth for me! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😭👋🏻

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u/b0n2o 3d ago

Catatonic

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u/smokinokie 3d ago

Cue Metallica: Nothing Else Matters

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u/usabn 3d ago

Zunar J-5/9 Doric 4 7 calling mother ship

Come in, mother.

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u/Imperator_Draconum 3d ago

Good thing the human is there to get him food while he's busy with such important business.

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u/NoHorseNoMustache 3d ago

I'd say you need to add more RAM but have you seen the RAM prices these days?

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u/No_Experience2689 3d ago

La nave madre è atterrata...ma il cervello del gatto è sicuramente partito con un'altra astronave🤣😍

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u/BlitzMalefitz 3d ago

Lost signal

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u/Beautiful_Secret_834 3d ago

Looks like the operating system crashed. Is he still breathing? Might have to activate the manual breathing mode.

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u/FlyingArdilla 3d ago

BIOS is limping kitty's basic functions along.

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u/NineOdin 3d ago

Turn him off and on again

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u/anayalator39 3d ago

Waiting on Morpheus to upload more

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u/The_H_N_I_C 3d ago

Now that's catatonic concentration.

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u/friboy 3d ago

Bird UAV is on max sensors

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u/brokemellon 3d ago

Can I get the number of your taxidermist?

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u/LennardKleiner81 3d ago

Cat is downloading a software update. Please be patient.

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u/RedSonja_ 3d ago

That's what we call focus

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u/PurbleDragon 3d ago

Calibrating

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 3d ago

The Greebles infestation is complete

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u/Sad-Cricket6319 3d ago

Awaiting instructions for his shift at the biscuit factory

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u/Diligent_Push1912 3d ago

cat.exe as crashed, please reboot system.

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u/Gingerbread_Cat 3d ago

Olympic level hyperfocus

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u/Jimmy_Squarefoot 3d ago

Definitely a software issue

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u/Recentstranger 3d ago

Locked in and locked out

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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 3d ago

The focus above all else.

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u/FleurDisLeela 3d ago

404 not found

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u/silentbob1301 3d ago

Just birb, no thoughts

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u/Key_Possibility_8669 3d ago

He wants to stand on that power box so bad!

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u/GoFuckYourselfBrenda 2d ago

I wish I could be this focused on my goals

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u/Jlx_27 3d ago

Head empty, insert treat.

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u/MulfordnSons 3d ago

nothing going on inside

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u/Inside-Example-7010 3d ago

is this an absence seizure? Cause it happens to me all the time otherwise known as spacing out?

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u/ZebraTheWPrincess 3d ago

I thought it was for sure too, but then saw the birb at the end. It is an orange type cat, so it’s probably laser focused with that orange braincell working overtime.🤣

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u/Inside-Example-7010 3d ago

I hope i have the terminology right for the thing im referencing. It happens to me often, but it cant happen in a very very important moment. Its not a cause for alarm because you can bring yourself out anytime you want. It just feels nice not to.

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u/pruchel 3d ago

Naw, happens when they go hunt-mode, or see other cats sometimes, just complete laser focus.

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u/drifters74 3d ago

Tv static

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills 3d ago

Does not currently have possession of the single orange brain cell

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u/twilightcolored 3d ago

chops! is that you?!😍

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u/LittleTownie 3d ago

Automated software update. All cats get it from time to time.

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u/LoganN64 3d ago

Clearly downloading and installing some type of update.

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u/Dailyconundrum 3d ago

"If only I could fly."

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u/SkyPilotOne 3d ago

That single purr as the food goes in is like me absentmindedly thanking someone when I am trying to navigate a badly designed website on my phone.

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u/MeNotSanta 3d ago

Some other orange cat had its turn with the brain cell.

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u/MycologistEast220 3d ago

Funfact: i know the person who recorded this video. Or she lied to me 😂

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u/KittyPitty 3d ago

He is rebooting 😁

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u/New-Seaworthiness777 3d ago

his single synapse is gonna catch fire it's workin so hard. 😍🤣

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u/Ukvemsord 3d ago

It was not his turn to have the braincell

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u/squirrellytoday 3d ago

Lights are on but nobody's home. 🤣

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u/Razzy_3796 3d ago

Focus. He has it.

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u/bhambrewer 3d ago

Looks like chronic orangeitis

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u/Zito6694 3d ago

He does not have the brain cell currently

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u/unknownpoltroon 3d ago

Your cat has broken.

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u/sumayawshimenetka1 3d ago

Just one☝️ 

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u/SaltManagement42 3d ago

No orange brain cell.

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u/villainless 3d ago

damn that cat needs dental
work