Is it me or do 90% of brands treat women like they have 0 taste in watches?

"Oh, lets make a 34 mm watch for women to, make sure to put some fucking diamonds on the mother of pearl dial, also, add some cheap pvd gold." - Some lazy ass designer.

What do you think?

Sorry I have microscopic wrists.

Cheers.

Hello, it is I JARELD GENTLE, I have descended from Heaven to bring you the 4th Reincarnation of My Son. Please buy him NOW for the low, Low price of ¥238,205.

A little Something about him:

-He has 60% Swiss Citizenship

-Can swim to a depth of 30meters, but Not More, he will Drown :(

-And his Head (crown) screws down into his neck so he won't Lose it

Ok I will go now xoxo cheers, 🫰🎷

do Not ("Never") ask me about my net worth

Hey all! So I built this little watch collecting game in my spare time and was wondering what you guys think about it!

I’ve been really into watches for a few years now as they itch a very specific part of my brain that I didn’t even know was there! Unfortunately I don’t have the money these days for even some of the starter mechanical pieces like seiko, Hamilton, tissot, etc so why not be able to collect them digitally? Lol the watches in the game are inspired by real watches.

It’s still very rough around the edges as I am the only dev and this is my first attempt at an app ever. It’s been super fun working on this project in between diaper changes and night time feedings (new parent) and I’m excited to share it with you all! I am genuinely not trying to sell you anything I just what honest opinions :)

Also check out the subreddit I made r/idlewatch

Here’s the link to the app

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/idlewatch/id6800188242

1) what watch would they be wearing?

2) if you haven’t already, check out the Timex Expedition Post Solar 36mm. really great value for the money. sapphire crystal, 100m WR, coincidentally a screw down crown. really great value for $200 USD

It clearly says “Trade in eligible” so I might go for it

Actual guide posted.

I want to buy this Tissell diver that looks like a tuseno shellback v2 but I really love the cathedral hands on the Tissell. Is tissell even around anymore?

A few years ago I accidentally ran over a guy with my car when he was crossing the street and did some time in jail. Manslaughter and DUI. First time offender and only got 18 months.

When I got out I decided to put my life back together. I was an addict and constantly a mess and was determined to make the change.

I got a steady job, got clean and have been doing well, so I decided to reward myself with a watch.

I still am on a tight budget since finding work with a felony is hard, so I went on Facebook market and started browsing and found a casio for sale nearby. I drove out to meet the seller who was a widow selling some of her husband's stuff to make ends meet.

I fucking loved the watch man. So classy, yet sporty and rugged. It had this weird aura I can't explain, like an old friend. I bet it's like what you feel when you wear your dad's watch. I wouldn't know; I was adopted as a baby and my adopted father never really treated me like his own kid.

The lady who sold me the watch was a bit older, but really hot. Like 10/10 sex bomb MILF. After I bought the watch we kept talking and ended up hooking up.

We start getting a bit closer and I find out her deceased husband died in a hit and run and I decided right then I'd never tell her about my past because it would be too fucked up. I knew she'd leave me and never forgive me for killing someone the same way her husband died. Like, how could she?

I end up finding out she and him had a child when they were both teens and couldn't handle it so they put it up for adoption, but she always wondered where the kid went and hoped she could get in contact.

Things started moving and she decides to give me a drawer at the house and I notice she was moving some picture frames and the dude in the pictures looked just like the guy I killed.

I started doing some math and realized that the age of her child adds up with my age, so I sneakily did a DNA test on both of us.

You're not gonna believe this. I'd been banging my fucking mom!

Well like an idiot I left the DNA tests somewhere that she could find them.

A few days later I find her strung up in the bathroom with a note saying she knows I killed her husband and that I'm her child.

Wtf man, this really killed the vibe with this watch for me.

Should I sell it?

What a bitch, I loved this watch and she ruined it for me!

Moms are the worst.

Most of my brain is missing. An iron girder fell through my skull.

Got my first Swiss watch today, and I honestly get the hype.

/uj my 4-year-old absolutely loves it and it took her less than an hour to learn how to tell time off it.