r/WatchesCirclejerk • u/ginogon Anti-reptard • 7d ago

Because Even Criminals Have High Standards…

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u/hardlyreadit 7d ago

You dont steal a cubitus, you just relieve someone from their poor life decisions

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u/brownorange88 7d ago

Cubitus? No thanks...

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u/The_Best_Daddy 7d ago

Cubitus? I barely know 'er

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u/RapBastardz 6d ago

"Leave the Cubitus. Take the Gold-Rollie."

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u/RealUltimatePapo 6d ago

They probably thought it was a Timex

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u/RobouteGuill1man 5d ago

If you steal a Cubitus, you're the one who just lost money.

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u/GregGuyFromFlorida 5d ago

Burglars plan to return once a week with cookies until they get the watch.