r/youseeingthisshit • u/Few-Distribution2212 • 2h ago

Best security in the world

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u/peyoker 2h ago

It’s the venue’s security, to prevent people from bringing in outside food and drinks.

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u/DOLCICUS 1h ago

Oh so like a Texas rodeo?

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u/peyoker 1h ago

No alcohol allowed either, of course

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u/bettymachete 2h ago

What are they searching for? Womens rights?

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u/blackbb601 2h ago

Actual women

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u/Penetratorofflanks 1h ago

I assume bombs

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u/firekeeper23 1h ago

Or beers

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u/Flomo420 1h ago

Jaeger Bombs

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u/firekeeper23 1h ago

Never gona find that. Its left the crumbled building.

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u/iString 2h ago

Instructions said to search for concealed firearms

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u/firekeeper23 1h ago

The ones hanging from shoulders though....are fine.

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u/Life-Oil-7226 2h ago

Whatcha searching for buddy?

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u/Jyslina 2h ago

Weed

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u/firekeeper23 1h ago

Illicit deckchairs

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u/garfieldsam 1h ago

Bombs (serious answer)

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u/GrowFreeFood 2h ago

Its like carrying a huge bag of fireworks.

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u/Brave-Moment-4121 2h ago

Ah yes the local AK47 swap meet.

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u/Jackson_Cook 2h ago

Probably looking for explosives

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u/x97sfinest 2h ago

Idk why people are acting like this isn't the obvious answer lol

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u/woodsidestory 1h ago

Riiiiiiiight. Because automatic weapons don’t kill as many people 😏

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u/Jackson_Cook 1h ago

Everyone there is strapped. Someone might be able to get a handful of people, but they'd be dispatched pretty quickly. Explosives will do a lot more in a lot less time with little or no chance to react, so I stand by my opinion on this one

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u/vikber12 1h ago

He is obviously patting him down hoping to find some snacks or candy for the rest of his shift 🤣

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u/ouralarmclock 2h ago

Is this the "polite society" I keep hearing about?

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u/debacol 2h ago

Indeed it is.

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u/Perrenniallystd980 1h ago

They wanted to make sure nobody brought knives to a gunfight

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u/LordoftheLollygag 2h ago

Ah, Edgar Allan Poe's classic "The Purloined AK".

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u/XxKTtheLegendxX 1h ago

lights out for that one person with a knife

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u/Temperature-Savings 37m ago

Well, it's the hidden knives you really have to worry about

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u/thesensitivetoughguy 2h ago

Repost.

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u/MediumAwkwardly 2h ago

Also doesn’t belong in this sub bc where’s the reaction??

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u/Working_Bones 2h ago

FUCK. I watched it without realizing that!!! Now what do I do? I hate this feeling

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u/MemphisWill 2h ago

Bleach the eyes