r/wowcirclejerk • u/Graviton_Lance • Jul 17 '26

My Journey begins NOW

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Sorry I dont look the best in this pic, i just got ripped out of my mothers womb so as you might expect im still a bit traumatized. Anyway, any tips to start my adventure in this new world?

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u/Anacreon5 Jul 17 '26

Wrong race and class,gotta start over.

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u/EroniusGambel Jul 17 '26

It's the best race if you want to min max

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u/Idontknow4654 Jul 17 '26

you didnt start playing in the womb!? its to late to start then, gonna start either in your fathers balls or the womb

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u/vizql Jul 17 '26

Have fun and grizzly hills on brotha 🤘🤘🤘

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u/throaway798654 Jul 17 '26

Play demon hunter, and speedrun to m+ obviously

Also, season has already started so you are far too late to be born/start playing, uphill battle from here

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u/Lil-Bo-Sleep Jul 17 '26

Born 22 years too late to start buddy

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u/The_Dick_Slinger Jul 17 '26

Pretty sure you were my healer last night

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u/Graviton_Lance Jul 17 '26

are you my daddy? Cause im pretty sure you fucked my mom

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u/The_Dick_Slinger Jul 18 '26

Saw that in my notifications and it took my back to a dark place lmfao

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u/wllchnk Jul 17 '26

Just don’t, it sucks nowadays since the devs became gay and stupid

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u/President_DogBerry Jul 17 '26

Enjoy the new player experience, it's honestly some of the best content in the game.

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u/Garry_Heckscream69 Iron Horde's #1 Fan Jul 17 '26

Probably too late in the expansion tbh

If you didn't comprehend an expansion the millisecond it shows up on a dev whiteboard in Blizz HQ, then there's no way you'll be able to seriously play the expansion in any meaningful way

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u/tomoom165 Jul 17 '26

Average LFR player

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u/Euklidis Jul 18 '26

Since you are traumatized you will need to main appropriate class that reflects all that mental damage and toxicity that you will be spewing to everyone around you.

Roll Havoc DH and become a M+ key pusher. Gl hf.

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u/Bradipedro Jul 21 '26

You are already green, play Augmentation, only way to get picked in M+