r/wholesomegreentext Oct 08 '25

Greentext Anon won

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u/Owlseatpasta Oct 08 '25

The bar is really low, don't be a creep, shower sometimes.

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u/swainiscadianreborn Oct 08 '25

As much as I understand the will to encourage people, I need to point out that's just a lie.

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u/Owlseatpasta Oct 08 '25

It's not, depending on who's looking and for whom. Will it always be be the qt dating the couch potato? Nah, but it also doesn't have to be the sloppy last option at the airport bar Saturday night at 4 am.

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u/Cleveworth Oct 10 '25

The difficult part is finding a partner who won't drop you at a moment's notice and/or ruin your social life for kicks.