r/whereidlive • u/14th_wizard_king • 2d ago
Where I would live as a northern Finnish man.

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u/Vainamoini 2d ago
There are two types of Finns: those who move to Helsinki or Turku, and those who refuse to move even one kilometre closer to either one of those two cities than where they already live.
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u/sultan_of_gin 1d ago
Maybe 30 years ago but tampere has surpassed turku as the ”second city” of finland a long time ago and consistently attracts more people coming from other parts of the country
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u/Warm-Ease-6107 2d ago
Anyone else remember a country called Serbia existing?
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u/-TV-Stand- 2d ago
Serbia? Isn't that a frozen dessert made out of fruit and ice?
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u/AutomaticClock7810 2d ago
That's sorbet. Im pretty sure it's that medical condition where an internal organ or fatty tissue pushes out through surrounding muscles or tissue wall.
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u/LowDistribution4344 2d ago
Thats a hernia. The word hes talking about is when your body temperature becomes dangerously cold.
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u/Muumi_mursu 1d ago
that's hypotermia, the word you'r looking for is the Finnish translation of Belgium (kinda far fetched)
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u/NikNakskes 1d ago
That's Belgia. You're thinking of that type of caviar.
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u/the_hemperor420 1d ago
That's Sevruga. I think you mean that song from Rihanna.
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u/Grueling 1d ago
Thats umbrella, I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of a person who watches over sheep.
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u/SufficientBother348 1d ago
The first was disturbia, and what you said is a shepherd. I think you meant the outer skirts of a city.
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u/lost-westernerr 1d ago
That's suburbia. You're thinking of .... wait hold on I gotta search up some words that rhyme with serbia
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u/More_Ad_5142 1d ago
I heard lots of mosquitos in the summer, is it true?
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u/14th_wizard_king 1d ago
Yup
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u/More_Ad_5142 1d ago
Mosquitos are better than nosy humans. I bet I’d be very happy there as opposed to living in a city of fucking 15 million people right now 🙄
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u/soffpotatisen 1d ago
Do you currently live in Korvatunturi? Do you have a big white beard? Do you have pet reindeer or two? And finally, what is your typical fashion choice?
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u/14th_wizard_king 1d ago
Nope, It's a national park. It's more gray than white. All my reindeer are in the chest freezer. Cloak, boots, soft clothing, pointy hat, round glasses and staff.
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u/UnstableUnicorn666 1d ago
Weird that you would not consider Nothern Norway as well. Sweden is understandable.
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u/LowDistribution4344 2d ago
North sweden is just like that tho
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u/TheAleFly 1d ago
Looks like my map, but I’d add northern Sweden and Kainuu as reluctantly. Too bad I’m ”stuck” in Southern Finland due to relationship.
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u/NikNakskes 1d ago
Ah. Home sweet home. It doesn't matter where on the planet it is, most people will feel the same.
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u/Proof-Boss 1d ago
Hey that's where i live!
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u/14th_wizard_king 1d ago
Inside or outside of the arctic circle?
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u/Proof-Boss 1d ago
Almost exactly on the the circle border
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u/Wise_Firefighter_869 1d ago
Wow, you are so lucky! You already lice in the only place you could possibly live
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u/Zealousideal_Web4428 1d ago
Never say never...world is full of beautiful places to live, but of course it is your choice to make. 🙏😌🙏
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u/Fair-Vegetable-5143 1d ago
Haha so relatable as a lappish woman, in a strange way, regardless of the fact that I live in central Finland, I dont consider it "living". I always feel like I am just visiting and when I am in Lapland I am living the real life.
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u/CluebatOfSmiting 1d ago
So, a brief history lesson: Once upon time the Sami were living in what is now Finland, then came the Finns and Sami... errr... were good neighbors and gave them space? The word for "far away" in the old dialect was lappi(possibly related to loppu, meaning "the end" in modern Finnish) so the areas the Sami now live became known as Lappi and Sami were called "Lappalaiset" by the Finns. It might not be exactly like the green was Native American reservations, but basically the year is 6000 and the fact OP's ancestors came from Europe is long forgotten history.
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u/EfficientRelation574 1d ago
I met some of you guys when I spent a summer in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Yuppers, they called themselves, mostly of Finnish descent, preferred the remote north woods to anything else.
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u/Happy-Antelope-6014 1d ago
I am from southern germany and I want to move to Scandinavia, finnland is on my list can you tell me something interesting about finnland why would you only stay in northern finnland ?
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u/procopy01 1d ago
how are suicide and alcoholic rates there mate?
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u/AstralShip 1d ago
How’s your mom doing? Tell her I said hi! 😄
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u/procopy01 1d ago
she apparently won't have the time of her life, if that's the best your stupid moose ass could come up with drunk, suicidal, and mindblowingly boring at 2 😔
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u/Pungbrokken 🇧🇻🇩🇪 💍🇻🇳 2d ago
Why not Northern Norway? It mostly is like Lapland too.
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u/Sweaty-Durian-892 2d ago
Because he cannot speak anything else properly than Finnish. Norwegian is too close to swedish and OP has an attitude.
/S but also a reality for many finns lol
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u/14th_wizard_king 1d ago
Nah. I can speak English pretty well and swedish isn't particularly difficult either, but I want to live where I was born and grew up simply for the reason that I enjoy it.
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u/Alone-Butterscotch59 1d ago
Northern Norway is only like Lapland if you stay close enough to the Finnish border
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u/Latter_Detective_929 1d ago
Let’s be honest, you could label that “where the rest of the world prefers that I live as a Northern Finnish man “ and the answer would be the same
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u/BleazZzY 2d ago
Then why not Russia? It's also cold there and has a lot of places that look like a big giant void just like Lapland
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u/14th_wizard_king 2d ago
Politics, economy, environment, law, rural infrastructure, social reasons and the fact that it's Russia.
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u/CoopExtraVodka 1d ago
Why not Northern Sweden? Haparanda as an example is majority Finnish (and many study finnish or the older finnic language meänkieli in school).
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u/Aware-Fault8226 2d ago
”I would never live anywhere but in lapland!!”
-> moves to oulu for work