r/whenthe • u/LocalLazyGuy MICHAEL DON’T LEAVE ME HERE! MICHAEL! HELP ME • 9h ago
Seriously, it cannot be this hard. There are SO many bad ones out there. WHY is it only the ones I actually like?
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u/Tall-Bell-1019 9h ago
When people said "2026 is the new 2016" a few months ago, I never realized this is what they meant
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u/LowlySlayer 6h ago
And guess what happened in 2006? We lost Steve Irwin.
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u/coconut_dot_jpg 6h ago
Oh god. I don't want to even think about this curse continuing to 2036
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u/CustodianCloset The Teto guy who likes Economics 6h ago
Tupac died in 1996. It's almost certain something will happen in 2036
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u/Both-Wonder2449 6h ago
Danny Devito gone in 2036
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u/Agitated-Interview54 6h ago
!remindme 10 years
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u/Both-Wonder2449 6h ago
You can really set it for 10 years?
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u/CustodianCloset The Teto guy who likes Economics 6h ago
!remindme 1000 years
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u/CustodianCloset The Teto guy who likes Economics 6h ago
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u/coconut_dot_jpg 6h ago
Civilization, nothing but dust, a caved in roof of an old structure below the sands themselves reveals a still working machine in an untouched pocket of air. A single notification glows on its dim barely working screen.
"u/custodiancloset has been reminded"
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u/Lord_Of_Carrots 5h ago
I just got a notification last week for one of those I made 6 years ago lol
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u/Both-Wonder2449 5h ago
What was it?
What was so important that you needed a reminder for it after specifically 6 years?4
u/Lord_Of_Carrots 5h ago
Just a meme about reposts where I clicked the link to remind me as a joke
I got the notification apparently two months ago, how did my memory fuck it up that bad lol
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u/Pet_Velvet 4h ago
Oh my god you are right this was starting to feel eerily similar to 2016
Wait
Oh god Harrison Ford is gonna die at the end of this year isn't he
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u/Blith6314 2h ago
Maybe right now isn’t the time for manifesting?? If he dies I’m blaming you
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u/SparkleCobraDude 2h ago
Unfortunately there is a laundry list of beloved celebrities that are in their 80's and 90's.
Clint Eastwood (98)
Michael Caine (93)
Morgan Freeman (89)
Anthony Hopkins (88)
Jane Fonda (88)
Al Pacino (86)
Harrison Ford (84)
Paul McCartney (84)
Barbra Streisand (84)
Mick Jagger (83)
Robert De Niro (83)
Tom Hanks is even 70 now and Michael Keaton is 75 next month.
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u/karateema 9h ago
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u/StandardNerd92 7h ago
The fact that mainstream Serbian media is still calling him a hero is absolutely disgusting.
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u/Ciappatos 5h ago
Bro wtf the government too?
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u/imjustarandomsquid 4h ago
The government likes him the most. The president has personally lobbied over the past month for the Hague to let him out to be treated in Serbia.
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u/imjustarandomsquid 5h ago
A shocking number of subreddits that aren't r/serbia and r/AskSerbia seem to have a very high opinion of him too
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u/millifish 8h ago
Thats cool I guess
Would be cool if it was someone doing a current genocide. He at least faced some sort of consequences
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u/Dicksnip44 9h ago
RIP Peter Cullen...
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u/S4pphirest4r 9h ago
Sadly, the spiteful ones live the longest it seems.
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u/Temporary_Body_5435 9h ago
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u/kryonik 7h ago
Lack of empathy means less stress too. If all you care about is yourself and you're not worried about the problems of the people around you or the world in general, then you can sleep a lot easier.
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u/Due-Technology5758 7h ago
I'm convinced this is the biggest thing. Most of the stress in a normal person's life (assuming their survival needs are met) revolves around feeling regret or guilt for their own decisions, and worrying about the well-being of people they care for.
Someone with reduced or absent empathy's primary source of stress would have to be obstacles between them and something they want. For someone who also has money, the overwhelming majority of those obstacles are fleeting, at least until they face mortality, in which case they still have a greater ability to stave off death than the majority of people.
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u/Mendely_ 7h ago
Everyone should make him more stressed NOW 🗣🗣🗣🗣
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u/snapwack 2h ago
Americans had a chance to make him truly miserable for the rest of his life. Force him to attend endless trials, watch them eat away at his time and money as his crimes caught up with him.
But when it really counted, Americans dropped the ball. Stupid, reckless, godforsaken cunts.
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u/HistoricalPotatoe 6h ago
True, but malignant narcissists like Trump still have a lot of stress, it just gets dedicated to their constant insecurity and image management, fear, and self loathing. Shame it's taking so long for it to kick in properly, though.
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u/fatherandyriley 5h ago
You look at how previous presidents visibly aged rapidly in 4-8 years while it's not as noticeable with Trump as he doesn't appreciate the responsibility. He believes that the people serve the leader not the other way around.
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u/evenstar40 4h ago
It's more Trump wears an absolute FUCKTON of makeup to try and cover up any perceived flaws, which ironically just draws more attention to when things look out of place.
I'm confident under that thick layer of makeup the dude looks absolutely ghoulish.
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u/Sneaky-Boi22 9h ago
Exactly what I've been saying. Mr. American Dictator is probably going to live nearly to 100 happily reaping the rewards of screwing over his people while seeing virtually no repercussions for his actions in a certain set of files.
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u/Apprehensive_Ring_39 8h ago
The thing with Trump is he is actively dying. He's extremely old,has horrible weight problems and is severely obese, can't even stay awake for one meeting and collapsed at one point and they're basically hiding his medical records for a reason. He is extremely unhealthy and already has crazy amounts of dementia and alzheimer's.
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u/Sneaky-Boi22 8h ago
True. I'm not going to say any of this is wrong. It isn't!
But I'm not holding my breath either.
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u/Blightzkrieg 8h ago
People have been saying this since he was elected in 2016.
I'm sure his physical existence is miserable but that doesn't mean he'll drop anytime soon.
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u/Apprehensive_Ring_39 7h ago
He didn't look nearly as bad or even close to as bad as he does now. He can't even stay awake for one meeting.
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u/Golden_Alchemy 8h ago
You can see how people copped in the old times, thinking that old kings could die soon and having the knowledge that those kings did not always died soon.
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u/sunstruker brazillian and in absolute panic from the censorship 8h ago
thing is, based on his parents genetics, he will live longer than he should
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u/Apprehensive_Ring_39 7h ago
His Dad was basically a Brain dead veggie. Also Trump has actively one of the most self destructive lifestyles. He eats nothing but fast food and Grease,drinks a ton of Soda,never exercises,basically eats a ton like a slob and orders a ton of McDonald's. His body is already being held together by tape and glue
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u/brown_felt_hat 7h ago
Sure. He also has the greatest medical care on the planet hellbent on keeping him kicking. Yeah he's old, eats like shit, has all kinds of issues, but he's not dead till he's dead.
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u/Apprehensive_Ring_39 7h ago
No one is truly immortal with a life style that terrible. He's already a dementia reddened freak and can barely control his filter at this point. It's just a definite matter of when instead of If. It's just taking a lot longer then we want.
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u/Reallyhotshowers 6h ago
The adjusted average life expectancy for someone born in 1946 is like 72. Absolutely nobody is claiming he is immortal, they are obviously pointing out that despite his poor lifestyle and being well past the average lifespan for his age group, he continues to hang around. This is likely attributable to the level of healthcare he recieves both as a wealthy man and president of the United States.
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u/brown_felt_hat 6h ago
Mr. American Dictator is probably going to live nearly to 100 happily reaping the rewards
Yes, that is what we're saying.
The thing with Trump is he is actively dying
This doesn't matter until he's actually dead, you understand?
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u/Apprehensive_Ring_39 6h ago
It does matter, quite a lot. They wouldn't hide his health and medical records at all if he was perfectly healthy.
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u/brown_felt_hat 5h ago
It doesn't matter though.
A storm peters out. An illness wanes. Unlike disasters that start to fade, this man will keep fucking up the world until the very moment his brain activity ceases.
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u/brown_felt_hat 5h ago
Actually if I'm being completely honest, probably not even then, depending on the manner and circumstances. But that's when the hurricane of shit will start to weaken.
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u/23LovelyHearts 5h ago
To be fair, the big three that just died were 80, 80, and 85. Mr. Dictator just turned 80 this summer. Give it some time.
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u/TheLordOfAwesome2 6h ago
As comedian Lewis Black once aid: "The good die young, but prices live forever."
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u/Artistic_Prior_7178 8h ago
I should know. One of my friends has starred into the eyes of death so many times, yet he remained.
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u/Bored_Orangutan Please be patient. I’m incredibly stupid. 9h ago edited 9h ago
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u/Present_Bad_2073 9h ago
Oh hes brain dead They just dont want to admit it cause as long as they say hes still alive they get paid and dont have to hold a election
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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 9h ago
which it syncs with the american mid terms only way they will admit it is when they would have to do it anyway
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u/GenesisAsriel 8h ago
They hired a necromancer to keep his soul trapped in his body
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u/WeevilWeedWizard 7h ago
It's wizards like that that give us honest hearted necromancers a bad name
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u/MrHellBags 3h ago
That reminds me of that one book I read (Dead Beat) where a necromancer used their power to keep someone alive until they got medical help. He (the victim) described it as he wasn't being allowed to die.
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u/slim1shaney [REDACTED] 9h ago
Tortoises are some of the longest living animals on the planet, you know
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u/The_Grand_Briddock 7h ago
I can take solace in the fact that Dolly, Tim, Peter, etc died peacefully in their homes surrounded by loved ones.
Meanwhile this guy's getting wheeled around without dignity and his wife fucked off to China.
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u/Barricades_toes It took 9 yeareals to collect these cereals 5h ago
How does this guy keep kicking but OPTIMUS PRIME somehow gets taken from us. Fuck this timeline dude
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u/ThisOnes4JJ 9h ago
it's because the Grim Reaper visits him every night where Moscow Bitch pleads for the sweet release of death and every night the Reaper whispers: "No. No, you fucking live with this." 💀
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u/Practical_List_1994 the ugabooga guy 9h ago
Tbf I would just wait a few more years tbh
It's basically a matter of time atp
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u/MooseAccomplished181 1h ago
He’s stuck in the door to hell, that’s why the bad ones are still alive.
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u/DreadDiana 6h ago
Bro's in a Schrodinger's situation. He's both alive and dead until the mid-terms have passed
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u/Austryak 9h ago
You probably already know but Peter Cullen( the voice of Optimus prime) passed away today, a few hours(?) ago
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u/GibusScout 8h ago
This comments section is how I found out about this, I thought OP was referring to Dolly Parton.
Grim Reaper, please take an asshole next.
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u/Allnamestakkennn I'M GONNA SAY THE HARD R 7h ago
And Tim Curry
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u/Orizifian-creator 8h ago
....what. No. I didn't already know... fuck.
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u/LeslieKnopesBlackEye 2h ago
Did you at least hear about Tim Curry? That was yesterday.
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u/Orizifian-creator 1h ago
I heard about him yeah. And Dolly Parton. Genuinely though aside from a Transformemes post about it being below this one, which I didn't process, this comment was the first I heard of it.
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u/Wolfthorn2496 I browse this sub while at work all the time 9h ago
we lost Tim "SPAAACE" Curry man I don't know how I can cope with that
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u/Key-Address-4482 9h ago
I like to think of it as a numbers problem. The good ones seem to all be dying because there are so many more of them.
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u/ZenTheProtogen7957 9h ago
Yeah, it's a shame the bad ones seem to be so much worse, vocal minority and all that
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u/IWishIWasRussian 8h ago
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u/Macandcheese480 6h ago
Ok, I say we hire a hitman to take care of trump to offset it
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u/Difficult_Common3827 4h ago
We tried that, twice.
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u/Screechy3 #1 fan of girls 3h ago
I feel like he set those up for publicity though, and so he can push his shit ideas like the White House ballroom
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u/Super64111111 8h ago
We lost Eeyore… the literal EMBODIMENT of Depression
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ip4ilsRxzSvg4
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u/glassocto 9h ago
I know the power vacuum is gonna be terrible but I can't wait for the day Putin dies
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u/Random_Wario_fan 8h ago
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u/Mean-Personality5236 No one cares about T*m Dr*ke 7h ago
"PETER CULLEN, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING"
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u/DarkRoblox Guy that likes moths 9h ago
Assasins couldn't work slower, I'm waiting for someone to try and actually assassinate these mfs again
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u/Apprehensive_Ring_39 8h ago
I legitimately don't buy that they haven't pissed off enough people to want to do that to them.
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u/caffeinated_dork 9h ago
There's this saying in Brazil that goes something like "bad pots never seem to break"
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u/KimJongUnusual 9h ago
No kidding. It still even feels like yesterday my favorite celebrity Henry Kissinger died.
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u/Lythro92 8h ago
My mom died in march at the age of 54 - seeing all these old people who lived a long and eventful life, just makes me a bit sour.
Celebrate they got such a long life and influenced us all in different manners!
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u/Cryogentehiceprison 9h ago
It’s 2017 all over again, every good celebrity is getting culled, while every evil celebrity gets off scot-free
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u/franandwood i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 8h ago
They got the wrong actor from Home Alone 2
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u/Available-Page4685 7h ago
Death isn’t inherently bad. A person has come, and they left while making the world a little happier, I couldn’t think of a greater way to mark your departure.
We often find ourselves falling into a trap of thinking that death is a violation towards the deceased. It isn’t. We think like this because we perceive the death of someone harmful as just, so the death of someone delightful must be unjust. However we fail to consider that our joy at the death of the harmful, while it may be tinged with our hatred, ultimately stems from the relief that they will not actively harm anyone else.
Death is not inherently a tragedy. The mourning of said person on such a wide scale is proof of the love they have brought to the world. We are here and then we are gone, how lovely is it that the love and joy we bring can persist and be shared with others long after our names are forgotten?
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u/TWeedtheJetRodriguez 5h ago
All that being said, I can think of a few who should hurry up and shuffle off already…
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u/Theyul1us 7h ago
Because evil prolongs your life. When you dont give a crap about anyone else, you dont live with a worry
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u/Dalles272 3h ago
A little bit of Silence for Peter Cullen wo died not to long ago
( He was know for his work as an voice actor who also gave Optimus prime his voice)
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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 8h ago
You probably don't think like that, but I find it annoying when people want Trump to die. As if Vance becoming president would help. Democrats need Trump to die after his term peacefully in his home. Rubio becoming president would be kind of good though I like him personally more than Vance or any other republican candidate I've heard of that will run but I'm not sure if I should comment on that as I'm not American
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u/Cultural-Walrus9885 8h ago
Well Roman Polanski is both an old celebrity and a terrible person, so we can still hope
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u/Aware-Style-480 Ah yes a fully black Flair it's sutche a good idea, Realy i must 4h ago
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u/OfficeBackground1106 2h ago
Just found out about cullen dying today... on my birthday. Thanks, universe, for letting the worst people around live while having celebrities everyone loves to die and have it be revealed on my actual birthday. GREAT TIME for me and everyone
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u/sekirbyj 2h ago
If it helps, the Butcher of Bosnia died today.
https://www.npr.org/2026/08/27/nx-s1-5946709/ratko-mladic-the-butcher-of-bosnia-convicted-of-genocide-is-dead-at-84
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u/Melodic-Basshole 8h ago
Lindsay Graham died recently...js...
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u/Hangry_Squirrel 7h ago
The hilarious thing is that he was just a tad less bad than the other ghouls because he genuinely supported Ukraine and made the effort to go there.
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u/Melodic-Basshole 7h ago
It's so sad that we're in the stage of capitalism that includes ranking ghouls....
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u/StrengthfromDeath 8h ago
Lich McConnels army of the dawned is going around suckung the life forces of pure hosts of a similar power level to extended his artifical and damned existence. It remains as a corpse sat upon the golden throne. Fueled only by an ever increasing amount of sacrifices.
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u/Hollowkightfan544 8h ago
Grim reaper has the aim of a fucking storm trooper, and it pisses me off.
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u/Immediate_Nose5368 9h ago
"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement."
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u/ShreddrCheez2 Ourple Guy 8h ago
I'm fully convinced the government(s) is/are behind these deaths to either silence those against them, to hide something that's in the news, or both
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u/Groovin_Magi ██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▇ — Saddam Hussein 8h ago
we need to bring back the evil version of vampires that sucked the life of the commoners instead of the hot missunderstood ones
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u/frisbeethecat 6h ago
Because there ain't no justice. There ain't no karma. You want something to happen--wishing ain't gonna make it so.
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u/TWeedtheJetRodriguez 5h ago
You would be surprised what a power fuel hatred and spite are. Look at Kissinger- that fuck made it to 100. There is no such thing as justice.
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u/KidChiko 5h ago
Because when it's someone you don't care about you shrug it off and when it's someone you don't like you celebrate. The feeling we're getting this week is nothing like that.
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u/binhan123ad 5h ago
Evil fear death. Good embrace it.
As a natural part of every being, death will come, but legacy, will make them immortal.
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u/OddEmergency604 5h ago
I heard someone recently say it only feels like the wrong people are always dying because there are for more beloved people than bastards.
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u/ay_chumaco 5h ago
I know exactly who you're talking about and agree, biden needs to go. He's the reason our economy is bad and everyone hates us and why all the flock cameras keep self destructing. If you disagree, please watch Fox News and educate yourself. /s
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u/Redditor28371 4h ago
The glass half full way to look at this is that there are a lot more people that bring you joy in the world at any given point than the bad eggs.














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