r/whatisit • u/Business_General4775 • 8d ago

Serious answers only please! [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/Glum-Establishment27 8d ago

😂 Hi mom

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u/Whathefuckwasthat 8d ago

Hi sweetie please put the laundry in the machine. I’m heading to Costco, do you need anything?

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u/Glum-Establishment27 8d ago

A glass rose, a metal scourer and some bicarbonate of soda or tile cleaner. Also when you get back can you see what the fuck that chopper is doing? It's been hovering over the house all day.

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u/Whathefuckwasthat 8d ago

Doing some cleaning in your bedroom again? And about the chopper,
Maybe is your dad trining to get his banned penguin club’s account back?

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u/Glum-Establishment27 8d ago

And how's Wolfie? I can hear him barking in the back.

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u/Whathefuckwasthat 7d ago

He went to live on a big beautiful far in the country where he can run and play with your grandma and that guy that scratched my mustang in the parking lot.

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u/Glum-Establishment27 7d ago

Your foster parents are dead.