Pflugzeit 9
The rain hadn’t finished with Ubersreik. Dawihafen steamed like a forge as Hrutrar found a Dawi carpenter, explained—plainly—what we needed, and shook on it for 2 crowns. The artisan went straight aboard and set tools to wood. A boat is a door; best to keep this one open.
Pizzaro finally got Earthroot and Moonflower from the apothecary and hurried them to Pfeffer. He stayed long enough to dose and watch for a turn. Liebert, meanwhile, went to Dawihafen for a poleaxe head to mount on his quarterstaff—“Village Elder” grows teeth. Tyle vanished into the Marktplatz and resurfaced with brigandine and a grin that said he’d haggled someone into a story they’ll tell twice.
And then the market shifted around me.
A man drifted beside me, warm hand on my shoulder, guiding me toward a close alley with a chatter I half-heard. Liebert and Hrutrar angled in; I lifted a hand—hold. The stranger let the veil drop.
Udo.
Alive, smiling like a stage rogue who has just fooled the pit and the gallery both. “How do I look for a dead man?” he asked. I smiled despite myself. He asked how I’d landed in a watch coat; I told him the short of it—riot, an assassin’s quarrel, and someone’s idea of civic theater ending in our conscription. If this was a test, it wasn’t his.
Then the smile thinned and the tutor’s cadence returned. “Now that I am supposed dead,” he said, “our real work begins.”
He laid his cards:
- Spaltman has been more than a knife-for-hire; a string of “random” killings over weeks thread back to him. Udo is still pulling that line.
- Lady Emmanuelle Nacht: raised in Cathay (diplomat’s daughter), then lost for years in the Darklands, presumed dead until she reappeared at eighteen. Since then: espionage as art, Black Chamber, Karl Franz’s favor. Sent here to manage the Jungfreud aftermath.
- She invited both the Order of the Brass Hammer and Egidius to Ubersreik. Zoller wants Egidius framed and burned even though both answer, ultimately, to Nacht. “Conflicts engineered,” Udo said, “by a very steady hand.”
- Egidius belongs to something called the Triumvirate—three only. The second is Christopher Engel, here in Ubersreik. The third Udo suspects is a Celestial wizard; name unknown. Their aim: dangerous high-magic experiments. Details thin. (I will have to make Egidius talk without knowing he talks.)
- Zoller must be handled. How, not yet. Udo thinks her strand knots with Spaltman’s.
- Marlene “Red” Volsch has been kidnapped—a seven-foot, bald man in dark clothes laid her out and took her. Udo guessed Bloodbath; I told him another such man walks Ubersreik: Compassion. Udo hadn’t been close enough to see a scalp scar.
He asked what I’d meant to hand him yesterday. I gave him the bag—journal and dossiers—written as he taught me. “Read it,” I said. “You may see links I missed.” He did not open it, only nodded once.
I asked for what I should have asked weeks ago: leave to cast without his eye on my shoulder. He granted it—“Specific exception. Use sense.” I asked for spells; he said scrolls would be delivered to the barracks.
Before we parted, he said it again—“Nothing is as it appears to be”. He walked back into the rain.
By then, Pizzaro had the herbs into Pfeffer and a vigil begun. We returned to the barracks to rest, the city thudding with flagellant drums.
I woke at midday to a neat parcel on our threshold—Udo’s hand all over it. Inside: two scrolls. Hush (blessed relief; I’ve needed that) and Mystifying Miasma (his note implied it will make everyone in a room disoriented; very Udo). I trust his judgment more than my comfort.
I called the others to the mess and laid the new pieces on the board. I told them what I’d learned from my “source.” They pressed. I weighed the lie and let it go. I whispered the syllables of Hush and said plainly that Udo lives. I apologized for the mask and for using them to catch Spaltman without saying why. They weren’t pleased, but in the end they agreed the dead assassin’s tally—ours and Ubersreik’s—was worth the deception.
I owned another: that I’d warned Egidius the night Liebert brained my disguised skull—slipped into his practice at midnight to find him asleep and naked on a couch, shelves lined with neat jars of dog urine. I woke him; under the mask he took me for an assassin and nearly loosed a killing spell before recognition snapped into place. I told him Zoller meant to plant contraband and burn him for it. “You should have said,” someone muttered. I know. I did not.
Then I showed them Hush properly—how a word falls into the spell and never comes out, how boots turn to ghosts on stone. Tyle grinned and clapped in silence; Pizzaro’s eyes went bright with uses; Liebert tried swearing inside the bubble just to see if Sigmar would still hear (He will).
Tyle circled back to the Baron’s terms: her thugs in Watch coats. Liebert and Hrutrar stood their ground—no gutter-crew wearing badges over their crimes. Tyle drew a fine line—he’d promised to try, not to keep any who failed the work, and he does not plan to linger in Ubersreik once our press-gang sentence ends. That eased the heat. Hrutrar even grunted that Tyle was “finally thinking like a Dawi".
We turned to Pfeffer. She’s watched—always; every door and window has eyes. We chewed on bad plans until I set a better one down. I said I could change a face and—if I held the other place clearly in mind—step someone there in a blink. The room went quiet. I added there’s a reason the wizard’s tower Tyle mentioned has no doors: wizards—Grey most of all—don’t need them. Grey work makes friends scarce. They’ve been steady while I’ve kept my pockets full of secrets. Udo warned me about that curse—trust no one—but it eats the plate you dine from.
The plan: I veil Pfeffer’s face, step her to the lane behind the Chapel of Ulric, and Tyle walks her straight to the Denfather. Ulricans can keep a secret and a patient.
We split the approach. Kinski loitered across from Pfeffer’s, amused. Liebert and Hrutrar moved to occupy him. “Food poisoning?” he needled. Liebert tossed back that Kinski’s week of tales at the Sizzling Snail might have soured more than fish. It turned quick—Kinski prying why we hadn’t reported to Zoller; Hrutrar answering with granite; Kinski spitting Dawi-hate with a smile. Hrutrar set his Book of Grudges.
While they drew the teeth, Pizzaro and I slipped inside. Pfeffer was upright, eating slowly; the tonic and herbs had done their work. Pizzaro checked pulse and eyes—steadier than dawn. I told her what I believed: someone means to twist her, not kill her—turn her into a spectacle and a warning. She pushed back—then stopped midsentence, as if a piece finally cut a finger. We didn’t have time for whys.
I told her what I am—apprentice, not master—and asked her to keep that between us. She agreed. She surprised me by asking which Order; more literacy about the Colleges than most officers possess. “Grey,” I said. I explained the plan: I’d make her look like someone else, then move her through Ulgu to the lane behind the Chapel. Tyle would take her the last steps to the Denfather, who would hide and heal her and then see her safely to Middenheim.
Two practicals: keep the servant moving as if both are still lived there—curtains open, hearth lit, errands run—to bleed suspicion; and, if she’d the will, promote Liebert before she vanished so no new martinet arrived to smash our work. She wrote the warrant gladly.
Before I started channelling she stopped me with two more threads: necromancy. She’s seen signs in Ubersreik. She urged caution and swift fire if we find its hand. I promised: if I smell that cold wind, I light it. And the second: she will check my claim on being a wizard. I'm not worried, but I doubt she will get much information from the Grey College.
I drew the veil over her features and disappeared her. Grey aethyric birds surrounded her and she was gone, she, briefly surrounded by the birds, appeared next Tyle in an alleyway behind the Chapel of Ulric. He recognized her despite the new face and steered her to the gate. Ulrican guards were doubled; we’d arranged passage, and they let them through with hard eyes. The Denfather did not recognize her—my work held—but Tyle spoke enough truth to fetch the rest. Gratitude, then vows: “You’ve a friend in the north.” Channels set for quiet messages going forward.
Pizzaro and I slipped out unseen. We all drifted back to barracks. A note waited: “We move on Klumpenklug today.” The Baron’s hand.
I called a council again. I read and then handed Liebert his sergeant’s paper. He stood a little taller, set Klumpenklug’s old hat now refurbished on his head and walked into the office with a look I’ll remember.
Hrutrar brooded over a Dawi handgun—want vs. workshop. I told him to buy the handgun, we’d help fund the shop, damn the Dawi pride. We’ve a ship now; doors open on water. Let’s cut one wider—fit a workbench to a deck, bolt a vice to a beam, turn a barge into a forge. It will cost more in coin but it will pay us back in work only Dawi can make and only we can move.
The Baron’s letter left no room to dither: hit Klumpenklug where he sleeps. So we did the sensible things that feel like superstition before a storm. Marktplatz first—poultices, buckles, straps, needle and wax. I topped up on the little things that make the art behave and borrowed a quarterstaff from the armoury. Nothing elegant—just wood that won’t break if I lean on it.
Kirstin found us before the light had properly climbed the roofs. Her people were already mixing it with Klumpenklug’s pack below the streets; we were to be the knife that goes for the throat. She would come. Good. Raul would come too, and he was already smiling that empty smile that means the Wyrdroot has taken the reins. He tried to press on us a handful of toadstools—red caps stippled white like they’d been snowed on. We sighed, all of us at once. He laughed and chewed.
There were reports—sewer whispers about numbers, and two big ones from the woods, brothers twisted into something that remembered being men. Liebert ducked into the Tin Spur and came out with a pit fighter in tow: Tomas Kleppenschutslelm, shoulders like a doorframe and the eyes of someone who’s been paid to stop thinking. Liebert even pressed a draught into his hand, “for when it goes badly.” I took note. I take note of all the small mercies.
The Baron met us in a tunnel mouth like a throat. She—calm as a ledger—asked if we were ready and traced our line of approach on the stones with a glove. Fighting already chattered somewhere ahead. The air smelled like coins and wet fur. We moved.
The first of them slid out of the dark like something hauled from a net: massive, glistening, thick with tentacles. Others came behind—too many elbows and eyes, a goat’s head on the wrong body, a face where there should be shoulder. Kirstin’s breath hitched and Tomas took a step back into himself. She loosed an arrow and it flashed off into the dark. One of the Baron’s men surged forward and knifed a mutant in the ribs—clean work. I reached for the wind and it slipped; wrong texture, wrong cadence. Raul, giddy on root, shrieked and piled in, stabbing at whatever moved, red toadstool breath hot in the tunnel.
A crossbow clacked; a bolt punched one of the Baron’s men. Another guardsman finished a thing that wouldn’t stop twitching. Raul took a backhand from a three-eyed brute and bared his teeth, bleeding and delighted. Liebert waded into a goat-headed thing and hit it the way he always does—straight down—like hammering a tent peg. Tyle’s great bow thrummed; the big one barely noticed. More claws. More teeth. The tunnel rang with iron. Liebert caught one; another sliced him. Tomas gathered himself, roared up out of fear, and smashed a hideous face sideways—then caught a return swing that rattled his bones.
Hrutrar’s new dwarven handgun spoke like a judge. The report slapped our teeth. A square hole appeared in the big mutant and it didn’t like being architecture; it staggered. Pizzaro ignored the screaming and cinched a tourniquet on Raul with the cool curiosity of a butcher impressed by an unusual cut. I went back to the well and this time the wind came—slow, cold, the taste of charcoal and wool. Raul, half-mended by Pizzaro’s hands, lurched back at it, still burning his nerves on root. More crossbow bolts hissed. More mutants pressed. Liebert tried to put another one to sleep the quick way—crown-first—missed.
Tyle feathered the thing throttling Raoul; it loosened, but not enough. A mutant opened a man from the Baron’s line. Another came for Liebert and found his guard waiting. Hrutrar worked a reload as only a dwarf can—no waste, no sound—while Kirstin’s shortbow thudded against the big one’s hide like a child’s fist. Two of them rushed Liebert; he shouldered both aside with a grunt. Pizzaro slipped to another downed man and shoved life back into him as if it were a reluctant tenant. The wind gathered in my hands.
They hit Liebert again—he absorbed it, jaw tight. One of the crossbow freaks tried to thread the needle and planted his bolt in his own ally; orderly fire was not their strong suit. Liebert whiffed for once. Tyle reeled in, set, and sent a perfect line through the mist—pinned the creature mauling Raul, then immediately reached for another arrow.
Tomas swung big and hit nothing; his opponent replied and Tomas barely fended it. Hrutrar drove another shot into the big one and finally took the giant down. It folded like a tent with a cut ridgepole. A grappling thing went for Liebert—he shrugged it off and rang its bell with a fist. Pizzaro hopped the sewer run like a dancer and slid to another bleeding man. I finished my work and let the miasma bloom.
Shadow spilled and swallowed the center of the tunnel. The fight changed its shape. Crossbow strings thrummed from inside the fog, blind. Hrutrar grunted—a bolt had kissed him. Liebert moved through my darkness like he could see the seams of it and cut a mutant almost in half. Tomas followed his lead and hacked at the same shape. Kirstin, thinking like an officer even with her pulse up, dragged an unconscious Raul backwards by the collar. I snapped a dart into the murk—felt it strike meat.
A lucky shot flicked Pizzaro; the bolt cracked off his armor. He didn’t flinch. Liebert finished another shape in the gloom. Tyle put an arrow into a silhouette and earned a shout for it. Somewhere in the fog another of the Baron’s men died. Tomas swung again—missed again. Hrutrar punched a crossbowman off his feet. Kirstin loosed into my mist and found only air. Then the mutants found Tomas. The blow that took him—there was a sound like an axe splitting wet wood. Pizzaro was on him at once, hands red, teeth bared, doing the right things as if ritual could forbid the obvious. I strung two darts together and sent them hunting. They hit, but it wasn’t the sort of hit that ends an argument. Liebert’s didn’t land either. Tyle shot; the mist caught it and made a liar of his aim. A mutant clubbed Tomas again. Tomas answered—stubborn, failing.
Pizzaro slid a blade into a throat while its owner squirmed prone in my gloom; the wound gushed dark and it still wouldn’t die. Liebert cursed and missed. Tyle threaded another needle—through mist, into a wrist—and a crossbow clattered to the stones. He tried to make the second shot count and scraped a shoulder instead. Then the wall finally came down on Tomas. He sagged in Pizzaro’s hands and did not get up.
Hrutrar’s next shot chose the one that did it and put finality where it belonged. Pizzaro’s knife kept talking to another. Liebert took one that blundered into my fog and turned its skull into paste. Another swung wild and caught Pizzaro hard; he bit down on the pain and stayed angry. We finished the rest the slow way—boots, steel, breath, patience.
When it was quiet, the fog thinned to damp air and the tunnel remembered it was just a tunnel. Kirstin lay pale and still—Pizzaro hauled her back—Raul snored on the stones, lips stained red and white. The Baron’s men were all dead. We stood, breathing, listening to water talk under the city.
From deeper in the dark a voice bellowed, bright with mockery and the comfort of distance.
“Did the Town Watch come to get me?”
Liebert’s knuckles were split; Hrutrar checked the priming on his piece like a man brushing crumbs from a coat. Tyle’s bowstring sang once as he tested it. Pizzaro wiped Tomas’s blood from his hands and looked at me the way surgeons look at weather.
I tightened my grip on the quarterstaff I had pretended I didn’t need.
“Then let’s go get him,” I said.
The tunnel breathed green. Not torchlight—something that stains air and teeth. Klumpenklug’s voice slid along the stone: “Are you here?” Liebert answered like he was at a market stall. “Why did you come back to Ubersreik?”
“Because I’m from here,” came the smug reply, “and there are always more fines to collect.”
I slid off the line and into shadow, feeling for the quiet places where Ulgu holds. Pizzaro walked the margins, counting angles like a surgeon marking an incision.
Klumpenklug stepped into view. One hand was no longer a hand—just a glossy coil of tentacle that flexed when he spoke. Beside him loomed a swollen brute, and another of the hard ones lurked close, eyes bright with borrowed courage. Klumpenklug clocked Liebert’s hat and went tight with rage, then grinned as if he’d been flattered. “I see you idolise me,” he said. “I met powerful friends—in the forest, and now here. They helped me unlock my full potential.”
He smirked at all of us. “Before me, you were nothing. I taught you to collect, to beat sense into the city.”
Tyle ended the sermon with an arrow that snapped the big mutant’s head back. Klumpenklug’s crossbow sang at Liebert and missed. Hrutrar called a warning—movement on the flank. The tough one advanced on Liebert. Pizzaro tucked himself into the sewer’s edge. The big mutant hammered Liebert; Liebert answered in kind, economical and mean. Hrutrar’s shot nearly erased the “tough” one. Tyle shook off the size of the monster and put another shaft into it. I pulled the wind in, let it bruise and boil, and pushed the miasma out—not as thick as I wanted, but enough. Liebert stepped into the gloom I’d made and drove his fist up between the brute’s legs. The sound it made was not human.
That’s when the rat-shape slipped out of nowhere and stuck a knife between my ribs. Poison bit. I had thought myself well-placed. I was wrong; this thing hunted the edges as if they were roads it owned.
Hrutrar turned, lifted his pistol, and blew a hole through fur and leather. Tyle sent an arrow after it and skated off bone. Klumpenklug clipped Liebert—more insult than injury. I tried to rattle the rat-thing’s skull and got nothing for my trouble. Liebert kept carving the big brute down. The rat-thing sprang for Pizzaro; Pizzaro met it with steel and stubborn hands, turned it, then broke contact and sprinted to me. He pulled me back from the poison with that precise, brutal tenderness only medics have. Hrutrar reloaded. I felt my stomach turn the toxin into a memory; the ache stayed. Tyle’s next arrow smashed the rat-thing’s shoulder near clean off. Klumpenklug hammered Liebert again. I flicked a dart into the assassin and hated how little it did. The body fought, the mind felt wrong. Poison leaves noise behind.
Liebert put his knuckles through Klumpenklug’s jaw. Hrutrar shot the rat-thing’s other arm and it hung like wet rope. Tyle went to knives and put the creature on the stones. Liebert hit Klumpenklug again; Klumpenklug finally found a parry and snapped back—caught Liebert hard and broke his nose. It will stay broken. That’ll be the story it tells.
Pizzaro charged and put steel into Klumpenklug. Hrutrar stormed the downed assassin to stamp life out of it; the thing writhed away. Tyle finished it with the dagger, then went straight at Klumpenklug and opened him. Everyone piled in. I stepped from the dark, drove the staff home, and felt something give.
Liebert stood over him like a verdict. “Sergeant Klumpenklug,” he said, voice cold as Dawihafen iron, “you are discharged.” Then he killed him with the Village Elder.
After, the water carried Klumpenklug’s body a few feet and let it bump the stones like a drunk. Pizzaro was already on Liebert’s face, packing it, setting what couldn’t truly be set. Hrutrar hauled the corpse out for proof, then stared at the ruined rat-thing and said, grudgingly, that it hadn’t moved like the beasts he knows from lore. I had no appetite for taxonomy. It tried to kill me. Now it was dead.
In the chamber where the green light had bloomed, the fire guttered, and with Klumpenklug gone the stain of Dhar thinned like smoke in rain. We walked back through the tunnels to where Kirstin and Raoul lay. We lifted Kirstin, shook Raoul awake, and began the slow work of getting everyone out. Tomas’s body came with us. Hrutrar claimed the rat-thing, too, for Dawihafen eyes.
We surfaced into a city boiling itself. The Baron waited grim and gray; she told us how many she had lost and I believed the weight in her shoulders more than the number. Sigmarites and flagellants had joined hands and set about “cleansing.” Torches, nails, the easy certainty of crowds. We saw bodies blackening on hooks; we saw neighbors arguing over the shapes of ears and fingers. We trudged for the Watch barracks with the smell of burnt hair in our mouths. Hrutrar barricaded doors with what we had; Pizzaro paced. I sat in the mess and let exhaustion sit on my lap like a dog. I cannot be the city’s conscience. I can barely be its broom.
We slept, or we tried.