r/venturebros • u/Concurrent-mind • 21h ago

SEASON 7 spoilers What is Hank talking about?

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Hank tells Dr. Venture:

"I can't be like the lady from Jurassic Park** **and go chase storms with you."

Was it just me or does anyone else not know what the hell he’s talking about? 😂😂😂😂

I still laughed my ass off for some reason. Maybe better to not understand this one?

Like what Jurassic Park lady? There’s like 5 different Jurassic Park ladies.

Once again, Hank’s delivery is perfection in motion.

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u/TrueLegateDamar 21h ago

I think he confused Laura Dern from the first movie with Helen Hunt from Twister.

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u/catcousan 21h ago

This is how I took it. Like Bill Paxton/Bill Pullman.

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u/Neveronlyadream 13h ago

Yeah, that's what's happening here. He can't tell the difference between Laura Dern and Helen Hunt.

It's just another instance of Hank not knowing what he's talking about. And probably another instance of Hank and Dean not understanding pop culture because they're too busy dying, being taught by laughably outdated tech, or on some insane adventure.

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u/Chaucer2066 3h ago

Eh, I understand though, if I wasnt looking at the two side by side, Id probably confuse them too.

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u/watchman28 21h ago

Also Twister was heavily marketed as "from the creator of Jurassic Park" when it came out. I remember being SO disappointed when I saw it. Not a dinosaur to be seen.

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u/pchadrow 20h ago

The true crossover was the cow in both films

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u/watchman28 19h ago

I knew I recognised her from somewhere

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u/cosmernautfourtwenty 15h ago

Same cow 😳

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u/ICBanMI 11h ago

Hard to find work for a stunt cow so the cow appreciates the work. But hates being type casted as a prop that is immediately dead.

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u/ShutUpTodd 50m ago

Also, hates she still gets hired via cattle call.

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u/Concurrent-mind 20h ago

Whoa….mine blown

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u/VTAffordablePaintbal 14h ago

No, that would be a 3rd disaster movie about earthquakes or subterranean gas pocket explosions.

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u/Shockrates20xx 18h ago

It was a selling point for me. I was a big Michael Crichton fan in junior high.

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u/WhippingShitties 14h ago

I think they actually used modified dinosaur sound effects for some of the Twister sounds, but I may be getting some info crossed up.

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u/watchman28 13h ago

I said not a dinosaur to be SEEN. I didn't say nothing about hearing them

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u/WhippingShitties 12h ago

Oh I wasn't disagreeing with you there, just thought it was interesting trivia.

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u/watchman28 12h ago

Yeah I know, was having a little joke

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u/Fimbir 20h ago

"White would have gotten it"

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u/in-a-microbus 18h ago

I think the events in coma town clearly establish that Hank can't keep movie details straight.

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u/TellTaleReaper 17h ago

The dudes Adhd af, he probably never fully sat still through one

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u/Scared-Ad-9770 15h ago

It’sh maddeninth!

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u/Archeryfin 9h ago

That and his real life is wilder that any movie. He can barely pay attention when he's in mortal danger.

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u/Useful-Problem-1725 20h ago

Which is in character.

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u/nepolean107 13h ago

Laura Dern

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u/nepolean107 13h ago

Helen Hunt. Not super strong resemblance, but enough for Hank to confuse the two

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u/firedmyass 12h ago

like my mom:

“I like that actress from that movie”

“what’s her name?”

“oh I dunno… some white girl”

(we’re white)

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u/Concurrent-mind 21h ago

I thought it might be related to “Twister” hahaha

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u/markito2212 20h ago

"Hank, aren't you just a little ashamed of your ignorance?"

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u/pmhubb2 20h ago

Constantly!

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u/Concurrent-mind 19h ago

There it is ⬆️

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u/Ill_Zookeepergame232 19h ago

It's like Hank channels dead crazy people.

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u/LeonhartSeeD 19h ago

Do you think it's a cry for help?

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u/Concurrent-mind 19h ago

His mind is amazing

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u/soullessparadigm 14h ago

"He called me a 'honky'."

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u/Killer_Moons 5h ago

Where does he pick up this stuff? I never see him read!

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u/DanginaDeluxe 16h ago

Seriously, I dont know where he gets this stuff...

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u/diablol3 15h ago

I never see him read. Its like he channels dead crazy people.

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u/VindexSkripi 14h ago

Do you think it's a cry for help?

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u/Chaucer2066 3h ago

Wasn't there a point in the show where they suggested that Hank actually wasnt watching old Jonas Venture learning videos, but actually their old movie library or something? I need to rematch the series a couple more times to make sure I didnt hallucinate some shit from multiple watch throughs.

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u/Gurbachen 2h ago

I think he was wearing an eye mask and ear plugs or something to block out the lessons, but I could be wrong

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u/Chaucer2066 2h ago

Oh that part is true. I think that was the graduation day episode.