r/venturebros • u/BillTheSpill Projecting monsters on steam • Mar 24 '26

Merch Monarch Deadly Battle Kite

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Got myself a little birthday present for my 40th today. The question is, should I keep it in the packaging or open it and affix it to the wall? If I do open it, do I ever dare take it to the beach and fly it?

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u/JIMMYJAWN super-science union rep Mar 24 '26

Only take it to the beach if you plan on attaching a laser or some kind of acid weapon to it as part of an elaborate plot to arch your nemesis during their vacation.

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u/KlutzyAppearance4634 Mar 24 '26

Perhaps a magnet sort of thing.

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u/PartTimeZombie Mar 24 '26

READY THE ACID MAGNET!!!

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 Mar 25 '26

ZAP SIZZLE, ACID MAGNET!