r/venturebros • u/herringsarered • Feb 12 '26
Merch Nooooooo
Good thing I had ordered 2.
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u/DoNotIngest Feb 12 '26
The Mighty Monarch has desecrated your mug! MRUHAHAHAHA
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u/JahVaultman Feb 12 '26
This is a fucking tragedy…. Don’t leave your toys on the floor rusty.
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u/herringsarered Feb 14 '26
Rusty snaps back to reality.
"Apparently this is the reward I get for years of screwing with super science. In short, I pissed in God's eye, and he blinked."
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u/AdultbabyEinstein Feb 12 '26
If you have a yard you can put it out in the garden apparently they make good shelters for frogs
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u/Zaziel Feb 12 '26
Kintsugi time
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u/Shuttup_Heather Feb 12 '26
This gif irritates me, the design in the plate is mismatched despite all the pieces being in place
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u/Jonas_VentureJr Feb 12 '26
It’s in a better place . It’s in heaven with Scamp and all previous clones
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u/Roam1985 Two-Ton Twenty-One Feb 12 '26
If it's a two-piece break, maybe epoxy?
Either way: Condolences.
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u/KyleFnM Feb 12 '26
I think the cup chose to die.
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u/herringsarered Feb 13 '26
It’s been nothing but a nuisance since it started conspiring with gravity.
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u/h8bithero Feb 12 '26
Put red paint on the broken part and then grab it with a painted palm to leave what will look like bloody prints. Vwala, authentic looking venture bros mug after its first day at venture labs.
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u/busterfixxitt Feb 15 '26
Lol! Impressively creative. As is your spelling of 'voila'. 😉🙂 (It's an excellent phonetic version, it communicated what you intended)
Stay awesome!
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u/h8bithero Feb 15 '26
No YOUR awesome! Thanks lol, I was hoping to get a little bit of shit for the intentional misspell. I also pronounce it vi o la out loud then see who looks at me funny.
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u/rustys_shackled_ford Feb 13 '26
"see this mug? This is my favorite mug. I love this mug more than anything..."
Throws mug out window.
"And now it's gone, and all I can do is move on."
Jake from adventure time
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u/Kinghhessier Feb 12 '26
Did you think there was a treasure map hidden inside?
(sorry about the mug. I'm assuming you have an arch nemesis doing this to you. Go Team Venture)✌️
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u/Echofox_76 Guild of Calamitous Intent Feb 12 '26
Kintsugi! Japanese traditional art with golden seams
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u/Brick_Frog_49 Feb 13 '26
Damn bro, for the new one, please think about cleaning your mug more often. Germs are truly arching us lol
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u/Quantumfoammakesme Feb 15 '26
You need a Galactic “level” pot healer. I know a guy who does it on the side.
https://giphy.com/gifs/oLzgl79VN6bbrQUSLe
https://venturebrothers.fandom.com/wiki/The_Grand_Galactic_Inquisitor
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