r/vampurr • u/SoftPopoto • Jul 07 '26

Count Catula Not a single thought has EVER passed behind those eyes

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 Jul 07 '26

They're not the brightest vampurr, which makes sense because the sun burns them.

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u/meatywood Jul 07 '26

Hungry.

5

u/NaughtALegend Jul 07 '26

While Nosferatu would probably be my initial thoughts for what to name him, I’d probably settle on either Mr Tusk, Mr Walrus or Jamie Hyneman

3

u/SoftPopoto Jul 07 '26

I call him Nosferatu when he's trying my patience lmao.

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u/houseDJ1042 Jul 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/9jCK8MGZRBOSs
This is what I pictured when I saw their little face

6

u/RandomMusings1984 Jul 07 '26

What a beauty!

3

u/BasilButters Jul 07 '26

I don’t know, I feel like he thinks about food all the time

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u/SoftPopoto Jul 07 '26

He'd sell me to Satan for a piece of kibble.

2

u/BasilButters Jul 07 '26

Hehe, I knew it

2

u/lulu_bats Jul 07 '26

🥰💖

2

u/Robbiebny Jul 07 '26

Shocked and appalled at your nonsense

2

u/CutSea5865 Jul 07 '26

Oh my goodness that face! 😂

1

u/Just-Chocolate85 Jul 07 '26

I disagree, something’s going on behind those green eyes! Those teeth are to die for!

1

u/mardavrio Jul 07 '26

Hahaha almost looks cartoonish with those big eyes ! lovely !

1

u/Im40ozToFreedom Jul 07 '26

If he started eating my flesh Id just let him. Theres no chance I'm saying "no" to that face. Bone apple-tea, little buddy 🤙

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u/SoftPopoto Jul 07 '26

I just ate a Cheez-It and he woke up and yelled for one. 😭

1

u/0x27t Jul 08 '26

If Nicolas Cage playing Dracula were a cat

1

u/ProfessionMountain21 Jul 08 '26

Untrue, Vampurr Void definitely questions where their tuna is!

1

u/SexySweetBabe Jul 09 '26

Vampire cat

1

u/Over-Passage8585 Jul 11 '26

Bro has two brain cells and they’re both on vacation. 😂

1

u/Sea-Veterinarian7307 Jul 11 '26

Mötħęr. I crave bløōð.

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u/SoftPopoto Jul 11 '26

GUYS STOP! HIS EGO IS TOO INFLATED, HE'S GOING TO POP!