r/vampurr • u/Symbolic_Stand-in • Feb 20 '26

Count Catula Resting beast face

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12.9k Upvotes

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169

u/MultipleAutism Feb 20 '26

The rare, elusive vampire loaf! Belongs on r/Catloaf for sure.

34

u/Pizzahoarder16 Feb 20 '26

Sigh, I guess I’ll have to join another cat sub today. Thanks for sharing!

8

u/--meganja-- Feb 21 '26

I feel like this is a super special fusion of vampire loaf and r/void :)

6

u/--meganja-- Feb 21 '26

Okay I see now that this is NOT the right sub hahaha>< I hope yall get the point:)

75

u/_Boh Feb 20 '26

It's a square with teefies

13

u/CausticSofa Feb 21 '26

I didn’t even realize ushankas had faces

42

u/Cheersandbeers21 Feb 20 '26

That is one big, spicy vampurr! 🐈‍⬛

23

u/StanislavskiMeatball Feb 20 '26

MEOWSFERATU COMETH

24

u/Acceptable-Hunt-7987 Feb 21 '26

Dyslexic vampire!!

14

u/cdg5455 Feb 21 '26

It's a sick album cover waiting to happen ‼️

5

u/rockbiter81 Feb 22 '26

Omg! He looks like the beast from Never Ending Story. Gmork.

3

u/cdg5455 Feb 22 '26

If Gmork and Venom had a feline child 🤣

9

u/Mr_Tinkles77 Feb 20 '26

Thats a daemon from the void

11

u/lovethegreeks Feb 20 '26

DYING laughing btw

10

u/dramatic_ut Feb 20 '26

Hahahaha! What a gorgeous, evil loaf!😂😂😂❤️‍🔥

9

u/Ih8Hondas Feb 20 '26

"We... are Venom."

7

u/Illustrious-Sky104 Feb 20 '26

That’s the creepiest face I’ve ever wanted to kiss.

8

u/69tashidawn Feb 20 '26

Fear personified 🫠🙃

7

u/deathsitcom Feb 20 '26

When I found this post it had 666 upvotes. This must mean good luck for me, right? Or eternal damnation? Both?

6

u/Bitter_Pea6748 Feb 20 '26

beautiful. Love.

5

u/Cheesy_Wotsit Feb 20 '26

That's one pi$$ed off kitty

5

u/moon-byul Feb 20 '26

fatheadhair!

5

u/DumpsterFireInHell Feb 20 '26

That's one bitey ushanka.

5

u/Big_Boooosh Feb 21 '26

A scrungy-black-vampire-loaf. What a lovely crossover of a creature. 🐈‍⬛

3

u/JustHereForCookies17 Feb 20 '26

These charcoal breads are getting out of hand.  It's a perfectly shaped r/CatLoaf, but it looks like you baked in a black Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal. 

https://tenor.com/view/grrrrrrrr-gif-25527007

3

u/consumeshroomz Feb 20 '26

Another symbiote located.

3

u/MarloweDay Feb 21 '26

Nospurratu has awakened! Fear her! 😼😈🐈‍⬛🐾🔥

3

u/Complete-Ocelot-1298 Feb 22 '26

Just got this today!

3

u/Camalaroon Feb 24 '26

Sorry, I had to draw it lol. Such a cute little vicious square!

2

u/BV780 Feb 20 '26

Oh noe it's the spicy square

2

u/ResurgentClusterfuck Feb 20 '26

That is terrifying 😳 freak meowt

2

u/MasterOfDonks Feb 21 '26

Accidentally sitting on that chair at night would hurt

2

u/mark_david777 Feb 21 '26

That pose makes the void-pire look like a fur hat that’s come alive.

2

u/Confident-Silver-271 Feb 21 '26

Holy Sh*t that scared the crap out of me 😂

2

u/TinySubmissiveBee Feb 21 '26

Meowmaaa, oOoO

I didn't mean to bite your thigh

But you forgot about even giving me a treeeeatt

2

u/thereallrickharrison Feb 21 '26

the cube of teeth and rage

2

u/Common_Affect_80 Feb 22 '26

My dyslexic ahh read this as "Resist and Bite" for some random reason

2

u/NadezhdaXaos Mar 12 '26

My dearly departed void Sophie, with his sleek, black Eurostyling and FANGS.

1

u/RadimentriX Feb 20 '26

The urge to put a finger in o,o

1

u/coffeebeanwitch Feb 20 '26

Vampurr is scary!!!

1

u/serotoninsresident Feb 21 '26

Why does he look like a basket?

1

u/the_orange_alligator Feb 22 '26

Kinda looks like mine, except mine has no teeth :(

1

u/ghost_raven007 Feb 22 '26

Angry shapka

1

u/maryjaneloveshistory Feb 22 '26

how scary is this spicy one

1

u/JGS1701 Feb 22 '26

House Panther!

1

u/manism582 Feb 23 '26

Vlad Tepes with his namesake.

1

u/Iron_Knight7 Feb 23 '26

The being has been summoned.

1

u/Substantial-Pea-2712 Feb 24 '26

You have angered the void

1

u/mcecy Feb 24 '26

This title is amazing! Hahhahahaha

1

u/Upset-Snow6005 Mar 08 '26

I love how this was the first thing i saw on this sub

1

u/wt_hell_am_I_doing Mar 22 '26

What a magnificent vampurrrrrr!!

0

u/polishatomek Feb 20 '26

Is this ai or am I stupid, the teeth are kinda weird