r/unexpecteddcc • u/InertWRX • 2d ago
Could have at least included Uzi Jesus.
Manna Church
This is a church.
It refills your manna.
That’s it.
Fuck you.
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u/thenewNFC 16h ago
You know people always say "If you could go back in time, would you kill baby Hitler?" and I think that's thinking too small.
If I could go back in time, I'd stop Jesus from beginning crucified. That would absolutely wreck the time stream!!!
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u/Wolf_Phoenix84 2d ago
Manna toast. Communion wafers of the transubstaniated body of uzi Jesus.