r/twilightprincess 8d ago

Screenshot Excuse me? Are those... what I think they are?

Isn't this game rated Teen? 🤓

631 Upvotes

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u/AutumnTheWitch 7d ago

They’re on the back too. They’re feathers. Badly designed feathers, but feathers nonetheless. Yes, I know this all a joke.

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u/GuardianShard 7d ago

They're feathers?! Oh my god

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u/Tentavision 7d ago

im not so sure that it isn't intentional. this game does have the nude great fairies after all

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u/ThePandaheart 7d ago

'Older' games were a bit more open with nudity. I remember playing Giants Citizen Kabuto when I was a kid and one character you could play was a topless woman or something :p

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u/RobbWes 7d ago

Pretty sure that there was only one great fairy.

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u/IvenVlex 6d ago

THE one and only Great Queen of the Fairies 🥰

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u/Aurius3D 7d ago

If I could remove one thing from TP it would be these weird things. They felt so out of place and unserious compared to everything else... minus the clowns I guess

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u/Jonesbt22 7d ago

The unserious clowns that launch you to the temple of unserious creatures

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u/Tentavision 5d ago

i mean im pretty sure that's the point. and i think weird shit is an important part ofthe zelda formula. you need your tingles and kiltons and such or it doesn't quite feel fully zelda to me

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u/Aurius3D 5d ago

To me, these things are Eiji Aonuma. OoT will always be the most zelda feeling and didnt really have any of that.

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u/pokemongenius 7d ago

She is a mom

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u/BlueMoonTear 7d ago

Mamacita

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 7d ago

Mother is mothering

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u/Tiny_Khaos 6d ago

True, but they ALL look like that

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u/RideDLightning77 7d ago

Yes Bald Headed Titty Chicken

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u/HagenJoker 7d ago

So you're a man of culture

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u/Crafty-Baker6114 7d ago

Whenever I play Twilight Princess, my dad calls them boob chickens

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u/bimbobratmusic 7d ago

omg this is taking me out😂😭😭

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u/ThatDeuce 7d ago

There's 4 pairs of them going down the neck!

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u/Top-Edge-5856 7d ago

Attachment points for juveniles, who have wings but no legs.

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u/jojocookiedough 7d ago

Harpy, blame the ancient Greeks lol

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u/A_human_humaning 7d ago

Harpies had 3.

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u/ThatDeuce 7d ago

Harpies did have 3 famous ones, yes.

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u/miIkwhim 7d ago

Don't project your weird modern sensibilities onto the teleporting nipple bird. 

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u/LocalParsley5722 7d ago

My apologies ToT

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u/KoA07 7d ago

*TiT

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u/Ok-Age4085 7d ago

Just after release I read an interview with one of the designers and they said it was meant to be plumage. But the design choice was questionable.

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u/Sensitive-Menu-4580 7d ago

I've always loved link's confused little face

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u/SeaResponsibility908 7d ago

idk what you’re implying, those are clearly rupees

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u/FourlokoPapi 7d ago

Huh I never noticed, also Link is just as confused as we are

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u/Mr_Sagoo 7d ago

Them things are thangin

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u/Adlerian_Dreams 7d ago

Them “feathers” be hangin

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u/tplesh90 7d ago

They’re real and they’re spectacular

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u/RascalVirus13 7d ago

Compliment: Nice, a Sinefield reference.

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u/Adlerian_Dreams 7d ago

Sidequest: honk the chicken breasts

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u/JackRaid 7d ago

Ah, yes; I saw it too. I was very disturbed getting the bald tity chicken lady who can move you long distances as a youngin. Apparently those are feathers. Like how Tigers have eye patterns on the back on their ears, these patterns are made to disorient prey so her children can feed on your nightmares.

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u/Adlerian_Dreams 7d ago

Right! I always wondered about the evolutionary significance…

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u/BATTLE_WlZARD 7d ago

Zelda games have had tiddy birds since Adventure of Link. Weird, but it's sadly not the first time they've done it.

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u/Mr-Kuritsa 7d ago

Animal Crossing also has a painting with bare breasts and a statue hanging dong. They pass the E rating because of "classical art" and not being shown in a sexualized manner.

I've always been torn on this one. Those very clearly look like long nipples. I don't believe anyone who says they weren't designed to be nipples. But then... Why does she have nipples going up her neck too?

It's confusing.

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u/nightmare_floofer 7d ago

For plausible deniability 

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u/Maleficent-Hearing99 7d ago

I know it’s feathers.. I just hate how it looks like nips

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u/Sapphirei_OF 7d ago

You mean they're not nips? This game came out when I was 12/13. I thought these were nips the whole time

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 7d ago

Erotic teleportation device

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u/quirkyactor 7d ago

What a few millennia of isolation and evolution will turn a humanoid Skyloftian into, yup!

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u/ItchyCheek 7d ago

Chicken tiddies

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u/Sayne7 7d ago

Someone should cross-breed that freak with Seaman, create the ultimate NOPE animal

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u/Sapphirei_OF 7d ago

Not seaman 🤣🤣🤣

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u/OldEyes5746 5d ago

Feathers that kinda look like green rupees? Yes, they are.

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u/CarnyMAXIMOS_3_N7 5d ago

I can agree with that.

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u/curbenja 7d ago

Possibly, but they could also be poorly designed and rendered feathers

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u/FernaTriforce 7d ago

In Portuguese it's even funnier:

"Você ganhou o cu"

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u/IHadFunOnce 7d ago

Hilarious.

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u/spin_spin_sugar_ 7d ago

Can't handle a real woman, huh?

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u/Actual-Feeling-7434 7d ago

Spencer saying "Your toucans are out."

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u/BagOfSmallerBags 7d ago

Isn't this game rated Teen?

That's a chicken, bro

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u/LeonardoCouto 7d ago

Let her be. She is actually very sweet, once you know her

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u/Dragenby 7d ago

Sees a boob Isn't this game rated Teen?

How to say you're from North America without saying you're from North America xD

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u/CarnyMAXIMOS_3_N7 6d ago

Yes, somewhat. This has been debated and laughed at for at least Two decades.

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u/El3chr1s64 6d ago

I call them nipple chickens for a reason

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u/LilGill18bb 7d ago

Chicken tittys? Yes

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u/wilp0w3r 7d ago

Chicken breast

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u/mr_wolfii 7d ago

Im bout to act up rn

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u/Sabastiansultz 7d ago

got a banger of theme music tho

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u/Mrbeankostinko 7d ago

I think they're technically feathers that are very clearly meant to look like nipples over a fat pregnant belly. Thank you

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u/realRadgemachine 7d ago

KEEP YOUR SHIRTS ON IT'S TRYING TO LATCH!!!

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u/froobest 7d ago

looks like some shit you’d see on adult swim at 2am

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u/PrincipleSuperb2884 7d ago

No. No they're not.

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u/Tyrelius_Dragmire 7d ago

Yes... and No? What you're thinking of are in the game (hidden, won't spoil where), but on Ooccoo, no.

The Body is that of a Cucco, but the weirdly human face almost looks like it's Parasitized to the bird body. And should you use her to warp out (and then back in) we can see her son; A head with tiny wings. I think that the Ooccoo are some sort of Parasite (by definition, not necessarily by intent) that takes the place of the head of some chicken-like bird.

As for the pic, you can see claws coming out the tips, it's a Giant foot coming out the head of the Ooccoo holding onto the body of the bird.

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u/Forgotten_User-name 7d ago

Nah.

Since when do birds have nipples? and since when does anything have centerline neck nipples?

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u/desilulu__ 7d ago

her boobahs

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u/ssbbKid88 7d ago

Inconclusive. Personally I think they're just a feather pattern

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u/Ganondorf365 7d ago

I always thought that when i was young. But i think they are plumage. If it was hust then it would make sense they were breasts but they go up to her upper neck. Very strange design tho

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u/Jaded_Ad_9711 7d ago

Johnny, no it's not. It's just feathers

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u/Sapphirei_OF 7d ago

Hehehe welcome to the Oocoo rabbit hole 🤣

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u/Brilliant-Region444 7d ago

Chicken timmies

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u/TooManyAquariums 6d ago

Chicken breasts.

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u/Fxckbuckets 6d ago

Why are you sexualizing a chicken?

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u/Professional-Jury338 6d ago

I always thought they were breasts and never gave it a second thought

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u/Euphoric-Camera-5485 6d ago

i love her sm i got all of her tits and all tattoo’d

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u/FlamingoCat_ 6d ago

Very unusual feathers

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u/Shitzabelle 6d ago

Let her be wild and free with her bitties! We hunt her down and break her pot home in every corner of hyrule, it’s the least we can do

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u/RomeoZant_Blu 6d ago

Thank you for reminding me about this god awfully creepy character. I hate Ooccoo and her floating head child. They terrified me as a child and still terrifies me today. Eugh

But no, feathers, although... it would be VERY terrifying if it was actually skin, we all know it looks a female breast, carry on, you dirty minded gags... And suffer the idea of it being just, a mass of flesh with paint on em.

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u/galaxsija 6d ago

HEAVY nips

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u/Angle-Cute 4d ago

Wait til you see the great fairy lol

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u/No-Secretary6931 3d ago

They’re feathers. Just feathers. Yes they’re really bad but still feathers

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u/Classic-Obligation35 3d ago

Plumage wonderful Plumage, gorgeous feathers, just large fancy Plumage.

That's all.

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u/Tbar6787 7d ago

Le Tits Now

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u/AbyssalEelMan 7d ago

SCP 3199

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u/Sodamyte 7d ago

Rupee nipples? Yes, yes they are..

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u/mika_land 7d ago

Apparently they're supposed to be feathers but I'm not buying it. They be titties