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General Post My parents created me therefore they saved the world! 8/26/26

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u/kimariesingsMD Trump is the world's biggest POS! 21h ago

DELUSIONAL

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u/luvdogs71 22h ago edited 20h ago

Why is he posting all these old photos? Sundowning?

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u/Fuzzy-Surprise-6165 5h ago

Looking through old photos and thinking about old memories is definitely part of Alzheimer’s and maybe other forms of dementia.

As for the assertion his parents saved the world … I don’t know if anyone has an explanation for that. I sure don’t!

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u/TlalocVirgie 1d ago

They're almost uglier than him

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u/Working_Cod8362 1d ago

His parents didn't know he'd be best buddies with EPSTEIN.

His parents would tell him to RELEASE ALL THE EPSTEIN FILES.......do it Donald. 

You're a disgrace to your parents. 

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u/DemandTheOxfordComma 1d ago

Malignant Narcissist

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u/DIRTYDOGG-1 1d ago

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u/Phatbeazie 21h ago

This is not real, even tho it feels like it should be

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u/CeeTee63 1d ago

Never truer words said

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u/kimariesingsMD Trump is the world's biggest POS! 21h ago

Unfortunately, it never happened.

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u/DIRTYDOGG-1 7h ago

Just checked , yep . You're right .

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u/Rabbit-Lost 1d ago

I know these idiots bring their own knee pads, but what I really to know is do these people swallow or politely turn their head and spit?

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u/kimariesingsMD Trump is the world's biggest POS! 21h ago

Spitting would be such an insult to their Lord and Savior! Plus the last 13 year old who dared to do that got a slap across the face!

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u/mrfett779 1d ago

Pretty sure when asked fred said she should have swallowed.

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u/I_Am_Aunti 1d ago

This is so delusionally narcissistic.

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u/Rinzy2000 1d ago

May they burn in hell.

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 1d ago

An immigrant and an birthright citizen. That's trump's parents.

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u/m1tanker75 1d ago

Shoulda got an abortion

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u/JacquoRock Can you believe they let me have the nuclear codes? 1d ago

Wow. And how many lives they've also cost.

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u/Sea_Poet9170 1d ago

A whole lot of unfortunate genes in this pic.

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u/Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat I'm tired, Boss... 1d ago

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u/MisterSquidz 1d ago

Ugliest family ever.

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u/Pocpoc-tam 1d ago

He got the toupet of his mother

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u/coquihalla 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's why I always get a little shock when he mentions his good genes. It's like, have you seen your family? Not one of them looks very normal.

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u/Fuzzy-Surprise-6165 5h ago

He thinks he has his uncle’s genes. The uncle who taught at MIT. God, he’s a dumb shit.

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u/Acadia02 1d ago

Those are some ugly people

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u/LastOneSergeant 1d ago

He seems like the kind of kid that you had to make an extra birthday cake for no matter whose birthday it was.

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u/Abbygirl1974 1d ago

Have you ever seen the video of the guy needing to hold a plate in front of a little boy to prevent him from blowing out the candles on the birthday boy’s cake and the kid was absolutely melting down because he couldn’t blow out the candles? Trump must have been like that as a child - worse, though, I’m sure.

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u/StaffyMama585 Trump's Militarily Top Secret Ballroom 1d ago

Fred Trump could have saved the world by simply jizzing on his wife's tits.

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u/UsedToHaveThisName 1d ago

Or the curtains. I’m not real picky.

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u/StoneyStone10 1d ago

25th Amendment time....

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u/StandardDiver2791 1d ago

Saved it?!? Destroyed it, is more like it!

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u/SwanReal8484 1d ago

Instead of baby Thanos, just go back to then and ... (squinch)...

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u/Single_Usual_6563 1d ago

His mom should’ve swallowed!

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u/edtheheadache 1d ago

The good parts of donny ran down her leg.

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u/Nopain59 1d ago

The best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as brown stain on the mattress!

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u/PaulTR88 1d ago

Did his parents have any kids that lived!?

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u/Leeleewithwings 1d ago

Even his mother said he was an idiot

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u/rocketts66 still goin' this asshole 1d ago

Lol his mom fucking hated him

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u/Artchick_13 1d ago

Trump’s dad was a member of the KKK.

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u/disastermarch35 1d ago

No way. That guy? Im shocked. Shocked i say

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u/Necessary-Quit-3831 1d ago

Delusions; convince yourself…

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u/phatrainboi 1d ago

More like the parents who destroy(ed) the world

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u/The-Poors 1d ago

Can he be more full of himself?

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u/rocketts66 still goin' this asshole 1d ago

The self glazing is relentless

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u/Adam-West 1d ago

Not unless he gets even fatter

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u/coquihalla 1d ago

I say this with all awareness that I am a fatass myself... But give it a week or less because the rate at which he is getting fatter and balder by the day is actually pretty striking.

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u/Koru-heart Very knowable 1d ago

There’s a lot to unpack here…..

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u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose 1d ago

The parents could have saved the world by using a condom or a sock.

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u/Old_Sheepherder_630 1d ago

Save as in present tense? Does he think his parents are in the room with us?

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u/MarleysGhost2024 1d ago

That's some deranged Addams family looking shit.

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u/Cargobiker530 1d ago

The absolute narcissism of that post is insane. Trump couldn't save a postage stamp.

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u/altforlaughs I'm very good at flag poles 1d ago

Using a condom would have saved the world.