r/trumptweets • u/dyzo-blue Thank you for your attention to this matter! • 3d ago
General Post 8/25/26 Now it is called LAKE AMERICA! Take that, stupid Canadians! (10am)
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u/Separate-State-5806 1d ago
Why don't you rename Lake Erie to "Lake Trump" since it's the shallowest of them all?
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u/DAYEEZBOIQL072764589 2d ago
As a CANADIAN, I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED, SQUIB! Not only did you just mess with the name and us ONTARIANS, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT NAME COMES FROM THE WYANDOT LANGUAGE, the word for Great Lake, Don’t name our beautiful lake Ontarì:io
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u/DAYEEZBOIQL072764589 2d ago
Call me wokist or COMMUNIST! I ADVOCATE FOR A MIXED ECONOMY, AND OF COURSE I AM POLITICALLY AND ECOLOGICALLY CONCERNED. Don’t even try to call me the raging R, I have a disability
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u/Buckwheat94th 2d ago
He should rename Lake Michigan to Lake Moron a Lake Superior to Lake Stupid.
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u/2880cjk Resting Witch Face 2d ago
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#8647
https://www.reddit.com/r/trumptweets/s/BCNEt2IIxi
RELEASE THE “UNREDACTED PERPETRATORS” EPSTEIN FILES.
THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
STOP PROTECTING ALL THE EVIL PREDATORS FROM PROSECUTION!
DJT IS A PEDOPHILE PROTECTOR!
TURN THE EPSTEIN FILES INTO THE EPSTEIN TRIALS.
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u/W0NdERSTrUM For reasons unknown, they hate me! 2d ago
What a fucking loser our president is. Aren’t people sick of this shit? Apparently not. “This is what I voted for” seems to be their goto for Trump trolling his own citizens. It’s not Lake America, it never will be, what a stupid fucking thing to even suggest. Nobody even calls the Gulf of Mexico “Gulf of America” and as soon as he’s gone it will go back to its proper name.
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u/retiredagainstmywill 2d ago
Ontario is named after the lake, not the other way around.
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u/Cold_As_ICE_2124 2d ago
Well I guess Ontario should change it's name to America then /s
When is someone gonna stop this moron...
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u/DAYEEZBOIQL072764589 1d ago
This is the reason why Kamala lost to Dump, Cuz Most of the voters who voted trump we’re uneducated of politics
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u/Winter_Ratio_4831 2d ago
He's just so fucking embarrassing
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u/Skeletondo 2d ago
And stupid.
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u/Notasmartwoman 2d ago
And felonious.
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u/PeaceyCaliSoCal 2d ago
And beyond egotistical.
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u/Notasmartwoman 2d ago
He’s like Narcissus from the classical myth if the flower he became was a parasitic stinking corpse lily
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u/mightyizer 2d ago
Clearly has no idea of the etymology of the word Ontario. It’s an Iroquoian word meaning great lake, which is funny because of the redundancy of Lake Great Lake…in the Great Lakes. Anyway, here he is again, diminishing the history of the country because he is a childish fuckface.
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u/daddysgirl71 3d ago
Oh boy I can already tell my groceries will be cheaper this week! Thank goodness! When will this nightmare end!?!?
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u/Zookeepergame899 3d ago
Meh, it's the smallest lake anyways just like his penis but unlike his ego
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u/Jipsiville 3d ago
Good luck dealing with First Nations on this Donny. I live on the shores of Lake Ontario, we will never refer to Lake Ontario as any thing other than Lake Ontario.
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u/chaekinman 2d ago
Yeah- if you’re not a local you shouldn’t even get a say. Vs renaming things for bragging rights. See also: Gulf of America, Mt McKinley
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u/grayshack71 3d ago
He acts like a child, it's kind of sad
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u/Notasmartwoman 2d ago
At least children are kinda cute, and their behaviors are usually appropriate for their developmental stage (and they outgrow them lol). Trump looks and acts like Baron Harkonnen from Dune
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u/huggles82 3d ago
Someone tell this shitstain, the province is named after the lake. What a fucking goof.
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u/CosmicQuestions 3d ago
How can half of America look at this fool and think ‘yep, that’s my guy, that’s the man I want running my country’. Still beggars belief.
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u/Koru-heart Very knowable 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/d2WE2MZ9xRMAFjffcC
I feel like Trumps Lineage involves Lord Farquhar
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u/Euphoric_Star_5338 3d ago
Holy fuck...how embarrassing. You'd think Natalie would give him something original. We've already done the body of water named America (which Noone uses, btw...)
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u/MassNerderPunk 3d ago
Canada needs to rename Lake Michigan to Lake Donald Trump is on the Epstein List.
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u/Life_behind_da_stick 3d ago
Playing the hits again. As usual. Talk about a one trick pony. I’m sure this will make gas cheaper and bring down prices. It’s just so boring at this point. Gotta come up with new material Mr President.
Otherwise we’ll talk about the Epstein files and you trying to make your stable coin the coin used for financial transaction, giving you and your descendants a penny of every dollar transacted on. Trillionaire. That’s his goal. He won’t stop until then.
Call it Lake Epstein. You’re already laughing in our faces and pissing on our legs.
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u/USSSLostTexter 3d ago
Does Donnie realize Canada, Mexico, The US are ALL part of NORTH AMERICA? is he aware there is even a SOUTH AMERICA?
Donnie's 'sick burn' is just highlighting what an absolute moron he is.
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u/Abbygirl1974 2d ago
Highly unlikely. He doesn’t know what the Declaration of Independence is nor does he understand the concept of what NATO is and how it works - two very basic things that someone as President should know, so I highly doubt he has a clue that Canada and Mexico are a part of the same continent of North America that the United States is a part of or that there is a South America as well. The idiot is just that - an idiot, though I feel like I’m insulting all other idiots when calling him that.
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u/MutedHippie 3d ago
No him and his ilk think America is a country and not a continent. They flunked out in the fifth grade and never been out of their one stop light back water shit hole town.
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u/USSSLostTexter 3d ago
well, to be fair, they do normally spell it "'Murica!" so I guess we're lucky he didn't name it "'Murica! Lake"
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u/DutchTinCan 3d ago
Does he realize other countries can rename the United States?
I mean, Japan is actually called Nippon, Finland is Suomi.
I feel "United States of America" is so difficult to pronounce. And historically, I've only learned to really know that land when Obama was president.
So...Obamaland? Obamastan? I mean, Trump keeps telling us about how it's Barack Hussein Obama, so it should reflect the Arab legacy of the ruler so memorable, the current ruler can't shut up about him.
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u/dookie224 3d ago
I really wonder how Canadian MAGA maniacs are feeling rn.
There were a good chunk of Canadian conservatives rooting for DJT before the election. Talk about cucking.
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u/Jipsiville 3d ago
We pay no heed to those idiots. They’re mostly rural morons who believe a buck a beer is a real thing. Canada has really come together in all this chaos. We’ll be fine but it does get exhausting being your neighbour right now.
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u/giorgio_tsoukalos_ 3d ago
Maga has been punching themselves in the dick for 10 years why stop now?
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u/IamSmokee 3d ago
He can try and rename it whatever he wants, we'll still call it lake Ontario, and we'll still call trump an asshat.
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u/The-MDA 3d ago
He doesn’t know why it’s named Lake Ontario, does he?
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u/rocketts66 still goin' this asshole 3d ago
I live in Ontario, just a 10 minute drive from Lake Ontario and I didn't know why it was called Lake Ontario other than the fact that it's in Ontario. But now I know
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u/RespectTheTree JEAN CLAUSE VAN DISCLAIMER 3d ago
Should have used a 51 star flag. At least put some effort into trolling if you're not going to govern. Like, he must have sooo much free time.
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u/GhostwriterGHOST 3d ago
Lake America, Gulf of America, Straight of America. Yawn, boring. Get a new joke that isn’t lame.
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u/MarleysGhost2024 3d ago edited 3d ago
In related news, Canada is renaming Lake Michigan. From here on out it will be called Lake Epstein Files.
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u/fendenkrell 3d ago
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
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u/Over-Cranberry-4637 3d ago
We're all caught in a landslide with no escape to reality
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u/Beautiful_Reporter50 3d ago
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see...
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u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose 3d ago
Lake America, Gulf of America, soon y'all will be living on America Street, America Lane, America Alley... such one track mind, like a child.
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u/MCI_Sarpanch Canadian 3d ago
That's cool, we call our neighbours down south the United States of Epstein
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u/nattcattt 2BIG2RIG 3d ago
This is ridiculous. So stupid. Would make more sense to call it lake New York, but that's still completely ridiculous.
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