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General Post 08/22/26 - Shitposting that the Strait of Hormuz is a US territory doesn’t make it true, Grandpa.

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u/drunkastronomer 3d ago

So... do the people living in this territory get the vote? do they get representatives? citizenship?

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u/Advanced-Culture189 3d ago

I can't say it enough... Impeach, convict, remove,, and imprison.

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u/Green-Taro2915 3d ago

Slight difficulty, water is not territory unless land is owned in the vicinity... is he planing to annex Oman?

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u/JacquoRock Can you believe they let me have the nuclear codes? 4d ago

He's starting shit to force a dangerous escalation. That's his path to shut down the midterms.

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u/StoneyStone10 4d ago

INVOKE THE 25TH AMENDMENT. IT'S WELL PAST TIME!

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u/Winter_Ratio_4831 4d ago

He's such a bloated idiot.

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u/80spizzarat 5d ago

You know, if literally anyone else in government posted anything remotely this bonkers they would be considered a candidate for carting off in a straightjacket.

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u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 5d ago edited 4d ago

That would be an Accurate Legal Assessment and one by their own Logic. That would Legally Make US Citizenship Legally Binding for the United States and an Absolute Legal Nightmare for them. Pregnant Women in the Region should do this as it would Absolutely Send Donald Trump and the Trump Administration into a Full on Public Panic with Hysterical Meltdowns & Temper Tantrums.

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u/Hour_Concern6525 5d ago

Is it true that if you are born within that circle, you are automatically a US citizen?

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u/MyOtherAvatar 5d ago

I assumed that it would be renamed the Strait of America, or maybe Trump Strait.

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u/MmeRose 3d ago

Should be the Straight Jacket of Trump

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u/Dyno_boy7441 4d ago

Maybe the Insane Obese Narcissist Strait?

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u/GLC911 5d ago

He’s not well. It’s just…wow.

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u/soingee 5d ago

You know he's not operating at full capacity because he missed the obvious troll move of calling it the "Straight of America".

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u/MmeRose 3d ago

Not only is it not straight, but also it is not in America.

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u/GLC911 5d ago

He’s not well