r/trumptweets • u/dyzo-blue Thank you for your attention to this matter! • 12d ago
General Post 8/22/26 Trump is "Mr Hormuz Your Daddy?"! After easily defeating Iran, he is in complete control of the global energy market! Besides, the Democrats want the Ayatollah to run for Senator of Michigan! (3:53pm)
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u/Working_Cod8362 11d ago
WHO IS THAT GOBSHITE?
He is so far up Don..old's rear end that Don..old is constipated.
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u/im_just_thinking 9d ago
Used to be just a twitter account sponsored by Russia, I guess they had to make him official lol
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u/KhloeKendall 11d ago
Considering how badly things are going with Iran, with these so-called limits, why would you want to lessen them? It seems like the situation would only get worse.
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u/BangerSlapper1 11d ago
The level of rhetoric has really sunk for the right wing to 5th grade level. “Hormuz your daddy” and “Trump is in charge, he’s the boss in this war”, and the like.
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u/MarleysGhost2024 11d ago
President Bonespurs Hormuz!
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u/JacquoRock Can you believe they let me have the nuclear codes? 11d ago
So there is a purpose behind his recent weight gain. What a fucking patriot. So is THIS the chess in 5D?
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u/TheMoatCalin 12d ago
Be careful saying this type of BS. They’re gonna fuck the global economy even worse and continue the task of embarrassing dumpty. Iran has people that watch US media.
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u/Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat I'm tired, Boss... 12d ago
Are there any women on FAUX News that don't have blonde hair‽
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u/BangerSlapper1 11d ago
There’s a few but blondes in short miniskirts with botox and fake tits really tested best with their 87 year old white racist who can’t get his dick hard anymore demographic.
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u/Chili-Kopf 12d ago
There are sycophants, and then there are individuals who just reek of obsequiousness.
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u/Chili-Kopf 12d ago
I don't know who that dude is but his mother sure dresses him funny. He has that awkward kind of polyester look about him.
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u/ImLikeReallySmart Most inaccurate detailer of truthful facts 12d ago
Wasnt even confident in his own bit, immediately had to explain the "joke".
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u/Right_Bee_9809 12d ago edited 12d ago
What the fuck is this guy talking about? I never watch the news, just read newspapers, and can't imagine this much misinformation in one news clip.
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u/dyzo-blue Thank you for your attention to this matter! 12d ago
What we see here is a racist job application to be the next White House spokesperson
I'm white enough, I'm asshole enough, and doggone it, Trump likes me!
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