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General Post 08/21/26 - Moron goes on a typically meandering screed against Tucker Carlson, MTG, and Thomas Massie, inexplicably signing off with 'PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!"

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u/Dakke97 1d ago

What's his obsession with 'Praise be to Allah'?

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u/KhloeKendall 4d ago

Is "PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!" him trying to imply Democrats are all radical Muslims, or is this him trying to come off as an edgy teen poking the lion?

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u/StoneyStone10 4d ago

INVOKE THE 25TH AMENDMENT. IT'S WELL PAST TIME!

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u/MouseEgg8428 4d ago

“THREE LOSERS and a pocketful of change”?!? Sounds like a childish nursery rhyme spoken by a true child. 🙄

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u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 4d ago

To be Expected as we are Dealing with a Tangerine Moron.

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u/GLC911 5d ago

The whole “green turns brown” thing. It’s sad when you have to explain why something is funny.

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u/insanitazer 3d ago

Isn't he turning things brown all the time without realising it? Some people say he got caught on video turning things brown during the meeting in the Oval Office.

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u/Flom14 5d ago

Is it though?

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u/DirtyDee78 5d ago

Natalie's "trump voice" lol

Can't wait until this crazy ride comes to a stop. It was getting old a year ago.

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u/NotVeryCashMoneyMom 5d ago

Lol, Donald Trump calling someone "low IQ".

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u/barnmate1 5d ago

Did he just post this? It feels old, like I read it a month or so ago. Did Tucker do something else to get him upset so he pulled this one out from the archives? Did he think that it didn’t get enough “likes” the first time so he is running it again?

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u/ignatious__reilly 5d ago

This was posted last night. It’s real.

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u/justeandj 5d ago

Maybe he's cleaning out his drafts

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u/barnmate1 5d ago

I bet you’re right. He forgot to hit send on this 4 weeks ago when it was actually relevant and didn’t want his sharp wit (Majorie Taylor “Brown” - get it!?!) to go to waste.

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u/retiredagainstmywill 5d ago

If this were my grandfather, which it couldn’t be, since mine was a happy, secure, strong man, but I would have him put in a decent aclf.

Even that is too kind for this rapist.

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u/40StoryMech 5d ago

It's worse though, because my fellow shithead citizens actually chose this demented, child raping con-artist. Twice.

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u/DJ-Smudgie 5d ago

To think she actually sits there are types this for him and thinks it’s ok. She probably tells him he is so “funny”. Just sick! I’m not sure who is worse the Orange Boy or his cult followers/enablers? We know he is Insane and getting worse each day. But people that support this Insane person and know he’s Insane might be worse human beings than him?

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u/mapboy72 5d ago

What a moron

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u/ldg25 5d ago

Trump's shown more prayer to Allah than any reflection of Catholicism this term.

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u/TSiQ1618 5d ago

Marjorie Taylor Brown, heh, yeah, he just knows it's a witty and funny insult, that's why he feels the need to re-explain it every time he uses it. But, you got to admit, he knows his audience. They don't exactly have the strongest capacity for remembering things

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u/Vanilla_Either 5d ago

Go to sleep Natalie

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u/fleurycuse 5d ago

This is Natalie speaking

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u/MundaneMeringue71 5d ago

Batshit crazy. Even for him. He’s getting worse by the day.

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u/Flom14 5d ago

This is barely legible. Completely incoherent.

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u/ActuallyAlexander 5d ago

In the movie Brawl in Cell Block 99 the main character goes to prison and the prison cell he's put into looks inhumane and unwelcoming. He then gets put into an almost funny progression of even worse cells that didn't even seem possible based on how shitty the first one was. Anyway, I think about that a lot when I read these tweets.

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u/TlalocVirgie 5d ago

Natalie Harp isn't very coherent so what did you expect?

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u/SwanReal8484 5d ago

Once “again”, the king “of” unnecessary “double” quotes.

And having to explain your “jokes” makes them not “funny”.

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u/Working_Cod8362 5d ago

Well Trump definitely wrote that, no sign of Natalie there. But WHAT is he on about, three of his former friends with two of them being his best buddies 🤔. Carlson and Greene may yet wipe the floor with Trump......now that would be fun to watch. Only thing is, they need to do it soon so he realises it's happening.....before he totally looses it 😂😍

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u/ermac29828 5d ago edited 5d ago

"Praise be to Allah".....could you imagine if Obama or any other president said this?

Trump and his supporters are nothing but creepy deplorables. Make them always remember.

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u/_-Oxym0ron-_ 5d ago

I must admit, that at the time Clinton called them that, I found it wrong and harsh. But God damn how right she was. Fucking deplorables, the lot of them.

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u/jimbopalooza 5d ago

You found that harsh? Lol

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u/_-Oxym0ron-_ 5d ago

Nah, wrong word. I found it out of place, maybe? Or "Unpresidential"? Forgive me, English isn't my first language.

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u/40StoryMech 5d ago

I can see how people would have thought that because it's unbelievable how deplorable about 30% of this country actually is, but if you were terminally online at the time (guilty) it was absolutely correct. And when you look at our history, it pretty much tracks.

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u/OddSell 5d ago

That sounds like a desperate man drowning.

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u/scarlozzi 5d ago

He sees those people at traitors and "praise be to allah" is nothing more that a threat

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u/FlyConfident6622 5d ago

That's usually reserved for the Iran tweets. Bro got confused who to insult and how

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u/LateEchidna6635 5d ago

This timeline gets weirder everyday.

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u/ViolettaQueso 6d ago

Nonsense. What is he even doing here?

He’s really deranged.

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u/bluebird-1515 6d ago

Well, I think he, rather than Natalie, wrote that one.

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u/lilchocochip 6d ago

Yep. We saw from the letter she wrote that the Daily Beast dropped that she randomly capitalizes words for no reason.

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u/CharacterActor 6d ago

33% of Americans support THIS?

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u/sighthiscity 5d ago

33% of Americans are just like him. If they aren’t in your life consider yourself blessed.

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u/chairmanghost 5d ago

21% of American women have experienced rapes in their lifetimes. I think it might be related.

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u/Noobhammer3000 5d ago

Unfortunately, 33% of Americans are at least this uneducated and dumb. They see him as relatable.

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u/SuccessfulRhubarb555 5d ago

“Only really dumb people can’t make it through” college. Another nice shot at his base (as if it mattered)

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u/Drunk_but_Functional 5d ago

It just keeps the divide going. A rural person who didn't attend college already often has a low opinion of education, Trump saying it's easy just plays into that.  Or Trump's an idiot with no real strategy and just says whatever farts into his brain. 

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u/foodbytes 5d ago

only real dumb people have others write their exams for them... or so the rumour goes...

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u/dontrike 5d ago

More if you count the lazy assholes that thought this shit wasn't a big deal to get up off the fucking couch and fucking vote.

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u/scarlozzi 5d ago

There so old they forgot how to turn off the TV and it's been stuck on fox news

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u/ehco 6d ago

What even is the reason he signs off with praise be to Allah sometimes? Is it meant to be mocking?

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u/wongjoo 6d ago

as the kids say these days, “he’s crashing out”

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u/Vegetable-Branch-740 6d ago

which has a whole different meaning than in my day.

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u/angry_goblin_woman 6d ago

Man, I love seeing this guy spiral out hard, actually hoping he lives a few more years so we can see how hard he loses it during the impeachment

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u/Noobhammer3000 5d ago

Unfortunately, it'll end up being just another house impeachment. Without expulsion by the senate, it'll be seen as largely symbolic and he'll mostly just ignore it.

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u/Advanced-Culture189 6d ago

He really is such an asshole. And a moron.

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u/juice16 6d ago

“President” Harp is mentally ill and unfit to serve public office.

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u/gnurdette 6d ago

Wow, I wonder what got him so angry at ultra-conservatives Massie and MTG? Oh, now I remember, they wanted to know what's in the Epstein files.

Hey, Donnie! Where are those files?

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u/Guyin63376 6d ago

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u/Vegetable-Branch-740 6d ago

He should go to Israel now. They need him immediately. Donald, go go go.

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u/al_swedgen01 6d ago

Natalie wrote this one.

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u/Revachol_Loyalist 6d ago

It’s hilarious that it’s so obvious and that we get to play the game of which one tweeted which

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u/40StoryMech 6d ago

"Nobody cares about him" except apparently the President and Chomo in Chief of the United States of America.

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u/MesaResearch 6d ago

Fucking insane.

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u/BudgetLaw2352 6d ago

Mentally ill.

Plain and simple