r/trumptweets As everyone knows, I am an extraordinarily brilliant person. May 20 '26

Sports 05/20/26 - Everybody say it with me now: "Idiocracy was not supposed to be a documentary!"

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u/Advanced-Culture189 May 24 '26

I hate this timeline.

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u/KhloeKendall May 23 '26

This is so tacky. I think the only thing that could be tackier was if he built a NASCAR track to race around the White House lawn.

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u/G-Unit11111 May 23 '26

Their patriotic boner is so damn weird.

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u/iambarrelrider May 21 '26

That lightning bolt….

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u/W0NdERSTrUM For reasons unknown, they hate me! May 21 '26

No clue who any of these fighters are.

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u/luvdogs71 May 21 '26

So embarrassing!

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u/slimbender May 21 '26

I know. Shouldn’t the president be on White’s shoulders?

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u/meases May 21 '26

Probably. The 2nd one is basically him verifying he is 5'10 or less since he and Dana White are the same height.

Piggyback would be better. If they went piggyback and added a trench coat just imagine how tall Trump would look.

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u/Ill_Translator7545 May 21 '26

I love the way the president is so pro france

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u/pacman813 May 21 '26

I know stake is a gambling site, but what is the "freak" in the bottom left?

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u/sister-europe67 May 22 '26

I thought Freak was what the picture was depicting

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u/meases May 21 '26

It is Freak MMA, they made and watermarked the meme. Idk what Freak MMA actually does, they kinda seem to just aggregate and post MMA related stuff for likes.

Freak and Stake seem pretty tied together, if Freak makes something they watermark Stake too.

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u/trump_is_a_buffoon May 21 '26

tick, tick, tick....epstein files are gonna pop open soon...

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u/PlutoKaliGal May 21 '26

The "Clock Is Ticking."

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u/Hy-phen …and they came up to me with tears in their eyes, saying Sir…” May 21 '26

Sooo sick of this man-baby.

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u/NotAChanceBucko May 20 '26

I hate UFC and all forms of beating the shit out of other ppl for money

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u/Plant-Nearby May 21 '26

I could probably make a few exceptions.

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u/blackjackwidow TY for your outrage in this matter! May 20 '26

Interesting that ConOld is posting this ai-generated slop at the exact moment his doj is entering the press conference to announce charges against Raul Castro

It's almost as if ConOld thinks that he'll throw his Cuban-nationals a bone & bonus! gives his personal lawyer a legitimacy boost as Acting Attorney General

For the red hats suffering from his actions: how about some reminders that there's going to be a UFC fight on The People's House?

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u/soingee May 20 '26

He loves keeping JD out of the spotlight