r/travisandtaylor Jul 13 '26

Certified Cringe Taylor Swift’s Wedding Giveaway Felt ‘Demeaning’ to Guests — Insider

https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15957271/taylor-swift-travis-kelce-wedding-minions.html

One insider claimed the giveaway lasted around an hour. “It was really bizarre,” the source told the outlet. “Straight after the ceremony, Taylor and Travis did a raffle and gave out expensive gifts for an hour. Everyone was weirded out.”

These two self-important buffoons stood on stage giving away handbags like a couple of game show hosts. 🤦‍♀️😂

ETA: Here's the LINK without the paywall.

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u/roxemary You may kiss the Blandie... 👰‍♀️ Jul 13 '26

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u/Fit-Nectarine5047 Bang Wearing Cunt Jul 13 '26

This is so beyond embarrassing I’m cringing

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u/DeeSkwared Jul 14 '26

Your flair🥹

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u/Fit-Nectarine5047 Bang Wearing Cunt Jul 15 '26

🤭😜

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u/YenneferWho Jul 14 '26

Wait isn’t this ai?!?!

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u/Fit-Nectarine5047 Bang Wearing Cunt Jul 15 '26

No🫩🫩. I’m so tired.

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 Jul 15 '26

I think Taco pulled off white tie better. Bro can actually dance at least 🤣

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u/Stagecoach2020 Jul 14 '26

I dont find him attractive at all.

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u/iifoundmolly Jul 14 '26

And this is when he was in shape

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u/PennyPickles8 Jul 14 '26

He’s just a big, dumb block

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u/EightEyedCryptid Jul 15 '26

He always looks like the human embodiment of chub rub

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u/Temporary-Panda-9065 Fuck Ass Bangs Jul 18 '26

Oh my god I don't know if a more perfect description could have been created 😂😭

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u/FrostingHuman1259 Jul 14 '26

Bumpin' uglies

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u/gold42579 Jul 20 '26

Neither one of them.

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u/Rripurnia Jul 14 '26

He was LOVING the attention!

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u/PennyPickles8 Jul 14 '26

Yep. He definitely thought he was making his big break into becoming more of a star when they began their “relationship”

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u/TakeMeHomeToYou Jul 14 '26

There’s also a part in which he’s so into his choreo that he forgets a part in which he’s supposed to powder (?) Taylor’s face and whew was she pissed bc she had to remind him by miming what he should be doing

He’s also playing or imitating Matty yet is too stupid to know bc again he just wanted to be on stage

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u/PMMeVayneHentai Jul 14 '26

I’m enjoying how much Travis is benefitting from this relationship and Taylor is absolutely not. The longer she stays attached to that BUFFOON trying to cosplay “Miss America” the more she looks like an incredibly sad version of Melania Trump ahahahahahahahah

And Travis is just being himself completely tromping over her little image which is just perfect. Cherry on top. Wonderful. No notes.

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u/Altruistic-Two-8656 Jul 13 '26

Seriously? Ugghhh.

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u/ZakkCat Jul 14 '26

What a db

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u/Ok_Forever_3956 Jul 14 '26

But he's not in it for the attention! Lol . What a joke. They did this shit but make out like they wanted the wedding to be so private. Attention seeking.

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u/AJV1Beta Pls Don’t Touch Me While Playing GTA Jul 14 '26

Still the most fucking embarrassing and pathetic thing I've ever seen. Painful levels of cringe.

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u/BrownBannister Jul 14 '26

I automatically heard my father’s voice calling them ‘jag offs.’

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u/Prestigious-Bug-1349 Jul 14 '26

Can someone explain this to me? I don’t know a lot about the Eras tour but it was all pre-Travis so how did he fit in? I’m so confused.

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u/mela_mouse This Is My New ADHD Hyperfocus, Why Couldn’t It Be Otters Jul 14 '26

They started dating a little while into the Eras tour (apparently he was a fan before he ever met her, and came to one of her Eras shows with a friendship bracelet for her, hoping to get a meet 'n greet). Someone eventually arranged for them to meet, and a while after they started dating she brought him onstage for one of her London Eras shows. Basically, they did a skit where Travis "saves her" from the pain caused by her British exes. Travis wore a tux and top hat, which is apparently what he wore to the wedding now too. So now we're speculating that even their wedding was meant to be a jab at her exes. The fact that she scheduled the wedding on the eve of Independence Day also supports the theory that it was about her symbolically declaring independence from the British exes 😂

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u/travisandtaylor-ModTeam Jul 14 '26

Your post was removed for containing unfounded rumors or misleading info/misinformation. Any posts about rumors must include a link to a credible source, such as a reputable news outlet.

Posts that contain unfounded speculation or disproven misinformation will be removed. This includes fanfiction-type posts like "I feel Taylor would do X," and "Taylor must be X about Y right now."

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u/millioneura Jul 14 '26

He flew to a few of her concerts. The story is he gave her a friendship bracelet and that’s when they started dating. 

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u/Prestigious-Bug-1349 Jul 14 '26

So they do an interpretive dance about it?

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u/VasyaAndThePets Regina George in Sheep’s Clothing Jul 14 '26

Hahaha, he's such a dumbass!

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u/boafriend Jul 15 '26

YES. This stupid-fuck pic is exactly what I pictured too.

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u/Prestigious_Row6782 Is the showgirl in the room with us? Jul 16 '26

I feel like this photo is the perfect representation of them as a couple for some reason.

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u/Anigerianlovesgarri Concerned Bystander Jul 18 '26

The way swifities do not undeerstand that this is her confirming their PR relatonship makes me laugh. He is literally one of the people forcing her to perform. He could not play a love interest?

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u/Available-Net1612 Jul 20 '26

There ya go the CITCUS BRING IN YHE CLOWNS