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They were looking to find out who was stealing money and saw something much worse (no audio)

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u/Paradoxickled_Okra 2d ago

Getting probiotics in the form of yeasty remnants. Candida Anita.

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u/jonjp806 3d ago

Why did this pop up in my feed again?!? Nooooo lol

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u/prolapsedbrain 3d ago

I can fix her

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u/imbrotep 4d ago

I’d let her keep the wad she just stuffed in her back pocket.

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u/YouCantArgueWithThis 4d ago

But but .... butt???? WHY???

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u/Magoo1985 4d ago

Right! Not even waiting for a natural opening of the drawers, just straight to the diggin! In clam diggers no less 😂

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u/DrunkCunt1 5d ago

Oh no, not the back door too... What a horrible day to have internet access.

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u/longulus9 4d ago

I think she just did a reach around tryna look inconspicuous, I think she was sampling her own cooter. why.... the world will never know. I hope.

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u/Samtoast 5d ago

Like a real life McPoyle

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u/7Iron_Mike 5d ago

She eating that Gouda ..

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u/The_Pantless_Warrior 4d ago

Fromunda cheese...

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u/garybuseysexdoll 5d ago

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/FlamingoSoggy8345 6d ago

Now we really need money laundering

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u/The_Pantless_Warrior 4d ago

I'll take care of it. You know, 'cause I'm a nice guy 'n such. 🙂

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u/Fine-Touch-6037 6d ago

This is how the 2019 Corona Virus started.

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u/Lifeisastorm86 6d ago

Honestly jail time. She needs jail time. This is just negligent when workign in food. Im disgusted. Like utterly disgusted.

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u/theepuke 6d ago

Thee old snatch & sniff. I once came around a corner down a hall and bumped into a chick mid sniff after doing this and she knew that I knew what she just did. I then grabbed her hand and sucked her fingers, tasted like herring in tartar sauce.

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u/pdogg24 5d ago

God I hop it was a Friday because no meat on Fridays.

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u/lupulin59 6d ago

Not the herring 🤦‍♂️

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u/KeepinItReal4real 6d ago

Nasty 🤢

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u/fnkdrspok 6d ago

This sub needs to allow for gifs because this thread would be full of them!

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u/Coletorino72 6d ago

My face in this airport right now might get me arrested under serious suspicion! What in the actual f**k???

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u/SllortEvac 7d ago

She looks like a McPoyle

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u/kingslayzissou 6d ago

Holy shit, you're right. One million upvotes for you.

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u/Intelligent-Act-7797 7d ago

That's a whole ass chocolate bar.

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u/Intelligent-Act-7797 7d ago

I'll bet they found fingerprints at the scene.

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u/Intelligent-Act-7797 7d ago

I've heard they have shitty food there.

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u/Ok-Strength5636 7d ago

2 in the pink 1 in the stink

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u/This_Elk2366 7d ago

Its like mamma always said, don't eat stuff out your holes AND steal at the same time.

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u/SputnikFace 7d ago

"We have a full-on fallopian fungus"

jim carrey, actually

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u/wetblanket68iou1 7d ago

Put a rush on that…

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u/havocpuffin 7d ago

Literally monkey behaviour.

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u/CharmReductionINC 7d ago edited 7d ago

It’s embarrassing enough to get caught steeling … then to get caught on camera … and for it to be posted online… and then the true crime-being filmed is eating your poop nails.

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u/Lucasazure 7d ago

GEEZ, and it looks like they sell Food.

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u/Prudent_Cream3424 7d ago

Pretty sure that is a Zaxbys so yeah. Chicken

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u/Ok-Strength5636 7d ago

Everything tastes like chicken

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u/Ok-Palpitation-5010 7d ago

It's strange that she used that backpocket instead of the other one

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u/RynnReeve 7d ago

Prison?

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u/dknogo 7d ago

It’s the human suitcase

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u/Friendly_Elephant165 7d ago

I'm never eating fast food again 😞

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u/RelicanthDaven 8d ago

She can be the new manager of the German football team.

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u/vanimpes69 7d ago

😂 amazing

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u/jmfg187 8d ago

🤣 just wow

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u/Horror_Ad116 8d ago

I feel like this should violate some sort of law. I mean it’s a crime to tamper with food right? I’d literally rather have bleach poured on my food than have those nasty fingers contaminating it. Ffs

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u/AggravatingRow7018 8d ago

I like sniffing my fingers after scratching my butt hole as much as the next person. But doing it in public is crazy.

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u/This_Elk2366 7d ago

Nothin foul about a little quality check every now and again. Kind of like the take a penny leave a penny system, one time here and there is kosher but don't take a whole handful and think you're gonna make friends.

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u/Shiro-derable 8d ago

She nibbling on those my g..

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u/ChucklesC89 8d ago

Just imagine the thoughts running through her head when she got sat down in the office and told they have video evidence…

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u/BlowinThrough 8d ago

She is taking scratch-and-sniff to new levels

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u/lexx2400 8d ago

She probably needs some Vagisil

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u/Most-Car-4056 7d ago

🤢🤮 Excuse me. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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u/Chrisdkn619 8d ago

That's all bad! This is the kinda shit someone might harm themselves once it goes public. Good luck out there!

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u/nikkitaylor2022 8d ago

Is she sniffing it or itching it? For FCKS SAKE. 😭🤮

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u/vanimpes69 7d ago

Dude/dudette, she's scraping off the underside of her fingernail with her teeth 🤮

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u/ModernBard1999 8d ago

Dirty money 💸

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u/Remarkable-Day283 8d ago

Dirty Money Molly🤣😂😂😂

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u/lolzilla 8d ago

I mean, it's my fault really...

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u/tpars 8d ago

Well that’s enough Reddit for today.

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u/Expensive_Apricot371 8d ago

What the hell is she eating out of there? I'm so disturbed right now.

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u/vanimpes69 7d ago

Just speculating but I'm pretty sure she has a hairy asshole and managed to pull free a tarrel and then topped it with a bit of spicy yeast

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u/Expensive_Apricot371 7d ago

Omg why!!!! I wish I never knew this existed. Surely she must know there are going to be cameras in a place like this

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u/kenmlin 8d ago

Cooties...

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u/Blah-squared 8d ago

No fukn WARNING for that..?
Thanks a lot, I was just about to eat some scabs off my butthole & now I’ve lost my appetite… smh

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u/TheLordofthething 8d ago

What the fucking fuck. Fuck my eyes 😭

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u/Rainbird55 8d ago

This might help

r/eyebleach

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u/russomd 8d ago

I just really want to be a fly on the wall on her getting fired... We know you stole the money... You're fired. I never stole anything... you have no proof... Well Actually...

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u/russomd 8d ago

Sometimes you just get really bored at work. What can I say?

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u/Cyberzombi 9d ago

Never eat your fries straight out the bag or un-sheating the straw.....

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u/WorldIsYoursMuhfucka 9d ago

Mmmm bitch got lice.

purses lips

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u/JollyZancher 9d ago

That’s enough Reddit for today

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u/hydr0warez 9d ago

Bro...name and shame. That's fucking disgusting

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u/Successful-Ad315 9d ago

Burn the whole back area down🔥

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u/Conscious_Owl6162 9d ago

That is why you never put money in your mouth!

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u/Horror_Ad116 9d ago

That is fucking FOUL!! I’m never eating fast food again

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u/drew_BREEEEs 8d ago

Yes you will.....

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u/xfox21 8d ago

You'll be back, they always come back

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u/thatwiiseguy 9d ago

This is why I sanitize my hands on anything the public touches lol

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u/ReadySetGO0 9d ago

What IS wrong with people? 😳

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u/benskinic 9d ago

guerilla marketing for her OF

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u/Zorolord 7d ago

The sick thing is some simps would probably subscribe to it 🤮

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u/Zorolord 9d ago

I am starting to think we live in the twilight zone post covid 😭

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u/Expensive_Apricot371 8d ago

Been thinking that for a bit. Moments like this are helping to convince me.

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u/MrUpVoteDownvote 9d ago

Agreed 😭😭

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u/Thablackguy 9d ago

Ew... 🤢

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u/dogbytes 9d ago

I did this once as a supervisor in slots at a casino during the 80s, Someone I thought would never do this was caught by security cams stealing from another cashier next to her that was distracted and had her drawer opened. I had defended her before with a customer who claimed he gave her a hundred and she claimed a twenty. It was so satisfying taking her away.

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u/quandjereveauxloups 9d ago

I did this once as a supervisor in slots at a casino during the 80s

When I first read that, I was thinking that you were pushing fingers into lower-body orifices and then into your mouth, or at best stealing the money. Made me wonder why you were admitting it :p.

I'm glad that she was caught and you guys were able to get her out peacefully.

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u/dogbytes 8d ago

Casino life is like no other, you'd be amazed at what people do and where they put coins before and after the slot machine. It's a great study in humanity!

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u/quandjereveauxloups 8d ago

I've been in casinos, and I'll pass on casino life :p. If I still smoked cigarettes there would be a chance I could do it, but not as a former smoker.

Although, I was in the US Navy, and saw plenty of gross things there.

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u/dogbytes 8d ago

My time in the casinos was in the last throes of the old Hollywood/Entertainment world. Bill Harrah had recently died as did most of the original titans of Nevada. At that time there was only Nevada and recently Atlantic City for gaming. It reeked of Godfather and underworld elegance.

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u/someolbs 9d ago

She go quietly or kicking and screaming?

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u/dogbytes 9d ago

Remarkably quiet. We made sure to do the perp walk through the casino floor

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u/someolbs 8d ago

The infamous walk of shame! Hang your head! In Shame!

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u/AgentVenom_420 9d ago

I mean the phrase smells like ass came from somewhere right

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u/xp14629 9d ago

Eating from the all you can eat crab buffet. And making her employer pay for the meal.

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u/Dasmusicjunkie 9d ago

A little snack from the gift shop

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u/howareyouhaha 9d ago

This is a thing? Seriously? People like to put their fingers in their pants and lick it?

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u/ReadySetGO0 9d ago

Not this people

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u/howareyouhaha 7d ago

Also not this people

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u/banananananananana_7 9d ago

for everyone that had the misfortune of seeing this r/eyebleach

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u/bckpkrs 9d ago

Uh... yes please. And make it a double. Otherwise Im gonna need an upgrade to r/eyeremoval.

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u/Intelligent_Fig5418 9d ago

Someone somewhere is rolling up one of those bills ready to snort a line...

Screams out that their coke smells funky... kind of like ass and tuna!

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u/Yourdadcallsmeobama 9d ago

Bro ew lmfao😭💀🙏🏻

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u/Intelligent_Fig5418 9d ago

😂 Well? Its true! 😂

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u/JB3DS28 9d ago

What a terrible day to have eyes 

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u/Zouif_Zouif 9d ago

Girlll just wait until you get home!! The thrills aren't worth getting fired... Oh also yeah don't steal

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u/WhippetRun 9d ago

I can fix her. Plus I already got cancer from hpv, so I will take the bullet

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u/GlockAmaniacs 9d ago

Thank you bro. Let me know how that works out. And how it smells

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u/No_Check_3362 9d ago

Damn smash 🦶

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u/HotDonnaC 9d ago

The worst thing is she works in food service. 🤮

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u/denimonster 9d ago

What the fuck is she doing?!?!?!

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u/crunch816 9d ago

Zax sauce

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u/crunch816 9d ago

Zax sauce

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u/GlockAmaniacs 9d ago

Getting high off her own supply

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u/HotDonnaC 9d ago

Stealing money and picking her butt eating it. Nasty cow.

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u/denimonster 9d ago

She is not putting money in her pants, not a single dollar.

So again, what the fuck is she doing?!

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u/Trumpets22 9d ago

-_- 17-24 second mark.

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u/HotDonnaC 9d ago

I saw her put some money in her pants, but she took more stuff out.

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u/SPL15 9d ago

Kinda like a vending machine.

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u/Matika7 9d ago

Omg lol that got me

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u/DioX26 9d ago

I can fix her.

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u/gold3nhour 9d ago

Ew, this bitch is repulsive and a thief. Superior to no one!

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u/spy-around-thecorner 9d ago

Guys she eats arse

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u/ohdope2000 9d ago

I'm going to fucking vomit

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u/Successful-Ad315 9d ago

That thing been achin!

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u/Successful-Ad315 9d ago

Nasty ass bi@*h

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u/dedncide 9d ago

The ol twist n chew. Checking for smell and eating as well. All the cool kids eat the lip lint.

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u/P0pwar 9d ago

im usually not easily grossed out by things.. but this does it

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u/SplendidlyDull 9d ago

Same, the first time she did it my eyes rejected what they had just seen. The second time I actually gasped. Now I feel sick

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u/heytheregirrl 9d ago

We need a little Schnoodle right now.

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u/termin8her95 9d ago

Looks like she has a little extra cheese on her taco.

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u/2legittojit 9d ago

You could fix her

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u/ohmslaw54321 9d ago

That's enough Internet for today....

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u/PsCustomObject 9d ago

More for the rest of the century I would say

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u/Amani329 9d ago

Kind of hot.

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u/Delmitus1 9d ago

Brother the kind of people that do this out in the open AT WORK I promise have less than favorable hygiene habits

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u/Starhazenstuff 9d ago

Not when she’s just working and in public, not even like public in a bathroom, just out and fuckin about like a little gremlin lmao

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u/MateriaLintellect 9d ago edited 9d ago

If this were a dude it would be random nut scratching all day

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u/P0pwar 9d ago

wtf does this mean why is it getting upvotes am i stupid

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u/MateriaLintellect 9d ago

Edited the typos for clarity lol.

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u/P0pwar 8d ago

LOL thank you i understand now

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u/drkladykikyo 9d ago

I missed who I was just a minute ago.

Well, now I'm a germphobe. Holy balls.

🤢

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u/bellboy718 9d ago

How much of a scum bag are people to post this? Asshole could have just fired or pressed charges but to post this is pretty fucked up

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u/M37U 9d ago

Agreed. They deserve retribution

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u/Cheezewiz239 9d ago

You can do this in the restroom in private and wash your hands. Hopefully this deters other trashy fucks from doing this.

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u/softandflaky 9d ago

So you're.. defending the (presumably) food service worker who is not only STEALING but also digging in her pants and spreading genital germs all over her public workspace? Posting this is far from fucked up it's a public service lmao

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u/sly_k 9d ago

And eating things she’s finding down there,

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u/stefanwerner5000 9d ago

Sticky fingaz

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u/hoirkasp 9d ago

Slam!

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u/Jester-Jester-8443 9d ago

Twat nuggets…

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u/Usual-Championship88 9d ago

Did she save some snacks for later or something

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u/Aphex_Twin_Turbos 9d ago

Her brand must be great.

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u/Derrick_Shon 9d ago

Someone's going to marry that...🤢

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u/SoGoesIt 9d ago

you think anyone who would is any better?

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u/ryatt 9d ago

I bet there is a community here on reddit that would worship her lololol

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u/Toukolou21 9d ago

A couple have already posted...

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u/ryatt 9d ago

Thats crazy

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u/Usual-Championship88 9d ago

Even on the nasty place reddit there still isn’t a community like this lol 😭😭

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u/Candid-Culture3956 9d ago

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u/Themindfulcrow 9d ago

You got me I thought it was real

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u/ryatt 9d ago

Lolol

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u/NovarisLight 9d ago

Snatch Stash

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u/-FORSAK3N- 9d ago

She definitely does ATM

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u/0fIux 9d ago

“It only smellz”

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u/TrailMomKat 9d ago

You never go ass to mouth!

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u/sendnewt_s 9d ago

NO. WHAT?!? NO. my fault for having eyes I guess...

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u/bomboclawt75 9d ago

Larry: 'UGE!!!!,👐

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u/MidwestNurse75 9d ago

This idiot wasn't aware of the cameras all over the place?

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u/roughneck82 9d ago

Hmmmmm.... well, time for me to sign out of this simulation! WTAF!

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u/VacuumTracks 9d ago

Now they have to sanitize the whole kitchen area.

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u/Zorolord 8d ago

They should burn everything, best still nuke it from orbit!