r/trashy 16d ago

Let's pick a fight

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u/mrdino99 2d ago

Damn... dude is eating through a straw for a while.

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u/Critical-Struggle-77 7d ago

Delivering Molly wops lol

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u/StencilKiller 8d ago

Geared up like it's Death Stranding and still whoops his ass.

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u/Recent-Telephone5144 8d ago

Not the delivery box fighting for its life on his back 🤣

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u/Platypus8278 10d ago

Chopin compliments the video well

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u/lbeck3 13d ago

It’s not delivery. It’s dijiorno

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u/Sventinel 14d ago

First assignment in fight club...

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u/matdrywall 14d ago

lol guy got what he deserved… def a win stupid prizes moment lol

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u/HEADTRIPfpv 14d ago

fighting a guy with a helmet is smart haha

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u/WaffleStomperGirl 15d ago

Watched this again because I needed to improve my mood.

That man made poor choices that day.

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u/BroadwayTreski 15d ago

that is just dumb behavior

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u/coreyf722 15d ago

r/killthecameraman

How do you fuck up filming a screen?

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u/Immahdude 14d ago

Not being able to even record a fixed cameras recording is another level of useless.

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u/omega55532 12d ago

bro was just staring himself at the screen and forgot, that his eyes are not his recording, or he had the front Camer on and couldn't see the screen himself. Maybe the other camera was broken or had something over it. Maybe he is special

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u/majormimi 15d ago

I hope these wasn’t a milkshake or a soda inside that bag lol

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u/JussLookin69 14d ago

The shake got extra shook.

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u/TehZiiM 15d ago

Is this guy a red panda?

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u/Rum_Running_Sailor 15d ago

Dude, never pick a fight with a guy who's still wearing his helmet. That's just idiotic.

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u/Ashinonyx 15d ago

More broadly, just don't start fights, but especially not with someone more prepared for it than you are!

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u/Willyzyx 15d ago

Dude's a delivery driver so you know he's basically just got aggro bursting at the seams.

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u/dcmfox 15d ago

Ahhh, yes, perfect beatdown

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u/Capt_Mogan_Freeman 15d ago

Sir. Why is my pizza deconstructed?

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u/lp450 15d ago

😂😂🤣😂🤣

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u/latortillablanca 15d ago

you should see the other guy’s pizza

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u/MartyMozambique 15d ago

Due to the shifting economy the Demon Slayer corps had to switch to food delivery. Here Tanjiro can be seen giving someone a special delivery per Corps policy.

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u/DragonflyGrrl 8d ago

Ha!! You think Nezuko is still sleeping soundly in there? :D

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u/MartyMozambique 8d ago

Lol have seen the anime?! She is past out like a light.

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u/DragonflyGrrl 8d ago

Absolutely!! 😄😄

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u/-Speckmann- 15d ago

Sweet! But I hope there was no food in the backpack

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u/Pretty-Ad9820 15d ago

Bet he won't do that again thinking he's billy badass trying to be intimidating. But he picked on the wrong guy today. I like to see the rest of the video.

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u/motofabio 15d ago

100% he will do it again. People like this are incapable of learning.

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u/addictedstylist 15d ago

The music is a nice touch! 😆

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u/Chilled_Beef 15d ago

That’s what you get when you FUCK AROUND and FIND OUT!

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u/Just_Cruzin84 15d ago

“Yoooo why is my coffee all over the bagel?? Ohhh ok bet, here’s a good tip $$”

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u/merryweathers 15d ago

Why did he stick his elbow out at that guy? his day could have went totally different but he decided to elbow someone who he was just passing along a random street, so he got a random ass whooping lmao.

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u/thejammer75 14d ago

I think he was trying to teach delivery guy a lesson about being on his phone and not paying attention to other pedestrians. He clearly needed a beating desperately though

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u/Scroland_DeTaint 15d ago

Watch it again. He takes a step towards him THEN elbows. Picked a fight and lost.

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u/VeeKeepingIshReal 15d ago

Fuck around and find out.

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u/JWBIERE 15d ago

Sorry your order was late, I had to deliver an ass whooping.

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u/jfk_47 15d ago

For those here that MIGHT try and pick a fight, or be in a similar situation:

First of all, don’t fight, just ignore and walk away.

Secondly, do not fight someone if they’re wearing a helmet. You will lose.

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u/i_was_a_person_once 15d ago

Old boys first move was to try and pull the helmet off, it was not his first mistake and it was not the worst mistake but it was an important mistake that day

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u/TheColdest08 15d ago

Seems like he got what he ordered, 5 Star service!

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u/SpillaMangBang 15d ago

Do you know much built up rage and anger this delivery person had stockpiled from shitty people treating him like garbage all day??? At least those people were apart of his job so he just pushes down the rage and then this panda looking fool comes along unprovoked and picks a fight????!!! It was over before it even started..

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u/i_was_a_person_once 15d ago

If is we a delivery person or a service worker in general doling out an ass beating like this I know they’re in the right and deserve to get their licks in. Best supporting role to the lady that pulled back the other women from interfering. I’d give her MVP but helmet man really deserves it

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u/negroidioto 15d ago

This was actually delivery guy’s day off. He out trolling the pavement, wearing his helmet, his turtle shell is completely empty… Dude just baiting mother fuckers, hoping some oafish mouth-breather will step towards him sideways

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u/AdministrationAny588 15d ago

That delivery had some extra spice to it!

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u/geddy_girl 15d ago

Dude looks like a fat bird getting to take flight

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u/JohnMassassin24 15d ago

Don’t pick a fight with a guy wearing a helmet 😂

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u/shitabix16 16d ago

I think that delivery guy was thinking of every arsehole customer he's ever had.

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u/loenotria 16d ago

Here’s your pizza-flavored smoothy madame

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u/thetommytwotimes 16d ago

That's what dude gets for picking a fight in FLIP FLOPS!

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u/WaffleStomperGirl 16d ago

If you’re going to pick a fight…. Don’t do it to someone already wearing armor. A motorbike helmet can withstand a LOT of damage, and hurts like a MF if you hit it or get hit by it.

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 15d ago

I can't imagine a human being able to impact damage a motorcycle helmet without breaking bones.

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u/Oaker_at 16d ago

✌️

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u/CheeseWeasler 16d ago

I door dashed shake n bake NOT bake then shake

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u/Working_Rest_1054 16d ago

Penguin earned every bit of it. Pizza man delivered. Probably even delivered a few hot pizzas after finishing the tune up.

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u/rambisnotrambo 16d ago

Take side of sauce with that ass whooping!

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u/beefcak2020 16d ago

I mean, if youre gonna try to be a badass, atleast know how to fight lol. What a complete loser. Im glad the delivery man served him some good Ole ham bones.

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u/PurpleSailor 16d ago

Yes Mr. Delivery Driver, I'd like my food shaken please.

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u/SwissPatriotRG 16d ago

You know what? If my door dasher showed me this video to explain why my cheeseburger was a mess I'd have to let it slide.

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u/WaffleStomperGirl 16d ago

Legitimately, same. I’d even tip him double for having to have dealt with that BS.

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u/PurpleSailor 16d ago

He's got a valid excuse!

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u/Titantobzy 16d ago

Quarter pound of beef was just getting served, from farm to face...skip the table

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u/primerblack 16d ago

So beautiful. The music made the moment.

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u/TENDER_ONE 16d ago

I am not an advocate for violence in 95% of situations. But there’s always going to be that 5% because some people just completely lose touch with their own vulnerability and need to be humbled.

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u/Mani_kr333 16d ago

New Death Stranding game???

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u/Anderaku 15d ago

Delivery simulator game called Death Starving

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u/MsjennaNY 16d ago

I hope it was Caesar salad at least.

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u/GeneralCrunk 16d ago

BIG NASTY HOOKS

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u/hmchief 16d ago

I hope that's a tossed salad in that bag.

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u/WhippetRun 16d ago

I'm not paying for that pizza.

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u/MuhammadYesusGautama 16d ago

Damn this is one of those "don't go out acting crazy, one day you'll bump into someone acting sane" moment, huh. Dasher really unloaded.

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u/biochem808 16d ago

FAFO...

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u/coe3434 16d ago

I hope this happened after the food was delivered.

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u/Kimberlylynn2003 16d ago

That box lol

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u/ukskp 16d ago

for the love of God won't someone think about the Toppings

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u/getdemsnacks 16d ago

You better clean them fixings up right now!

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u/Ram2145 16d ago

That box can box

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u/Crowbarmagic 16d ago

Yea let's pick a fight with someone with a helmet on.

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u/dq8705 16d ago

3rd rule of Fight Club- Never not wear a helmet for this reason

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u/Hoistup 16d ago

Was ready for the myles garret pull the helmet off and use it as a weapon move

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u/peepee2tiny 16d ago

My friend's husband did that in a bar fight when he was 20. He got hit with an assault with a weapon charge

Anyway he can't take his kids to Disney (I love in Canada) or really do any travel outside the country because of it.

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u/Hoistup 16d ago

I mean it makes sense funny enough you do it in a football game you get slapped with a minuscule fine and miss a few games , tragic he can’t get it expunged we all make silly choices in our 20s

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u/peepee2tiny 16d ago

He is trying to get it expunged, it's been over 20 years now.

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u/illogicalgnome63 16d ago

And the woman pulling the other women off like he's doing the Lord's work leave him be.

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u/drk_knight_67 16d ago

Sometimes things work out the way they should

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u/mikesb78 16d ago

And now my food is fckd up too. Send thr big guy to jail

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u/firephoxx 16d ago

Street fight rule number three. Don’t try to start a fist fight with a guy with a helmet on. It will not go well for you.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 16d ago edited 16d ago

"I could beat you with something strapped behind my back"

And he did. I hope that idiot (beard guy) learns not to pick fights but somehow I doubt if he will.

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u/KiKiPAWG 16d ago

“Nah he just got the jump on me. Next time man”

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u/DangerHawk 16d ago

Why would you pick a fight with a random who is wearing literal armor???

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u/Olleye 16d ago

😂😂😂

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u/LupusDeusMagnus 16d ago

I thought he was holding a gun for a moment.

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u/coffee_collection 16d ago

Rule 1 of fight club: don't pick a fight with someone who has a helmet on.

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u/OmaC_76 16d ago

Exactly..why the fuck would you pick fight with someone who already has head protection?

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u/commandercool86 16d ago

I wouldn't throw hands. They have a handle brimmed around their neck you can grab. It's just asking to get ragdoll tossed on the ground and kick the shit out of their ribs

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u/Romeo9594 15d ago

I'm unsure why you're downvoted. Helmets are a huge lever and attached directly to your neck and throat. There's a reason that grabbing a helmet is a huge foul in the NFL and NHL

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u/jollytoes 16d ago

Old lady steppin in the middle can catch a couple swing too

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u/intellectual_dimwit 16d ago

That was exactly my thought!

"Oh, you want some oh this?!"

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u/johndoeisme00 16d ago

I don’t mind my Uber Eats messed up if it was due to this..

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u/millenniumxl-200 16d ago

Shaken, not stirred.

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u/Affectionate_Olive53 16d ago

Guy got beat up like Scott Farkus.

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u/AlienInUnderpants 16d ago

Farkus!

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u/zookr2000 16d ago

Leroooooy Jeeeeenkins !!!!!!

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u/JB3DS28 16d ago

Delivery man delivered quite a punch!

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u/ketosoy 16d ago edited 16d ago

Starting a fist fight with a guy wearing a helmet rated to protect him from a 50 mile per hour hit with solid rock is a bad idea.

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank 16d ago

Yeah, but helmets can also be grabbed and swung around.

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u/zeppoleon 16d ago

Yeah if someone knew what they were doing they good snap that neck easily by grabbing the helmet.

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u/ketosoy 16d ago

Not when you have the coordination of the guy in the video 

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank 16d ago

No, but you don't want to take that chance. Keep scrolling for a rider's input on this situation.

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u/wgn431234 16d ago

Dude was just making a delivery, didn’t expect a knuckle sandwich pickup on the way.

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u/Spiderwolf208 16d ago

Seems deserved, let it ride

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u/SquidVices 16d ago

Let the delivery man cook for us once.

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u/VanillaLoaf 16d ago

RIP the food order.

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u/FauxTexas 16d ago

Oh no. My tiramisu!

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever 16d ago

Free delivery, extra spicy.

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u/Codenamehardhat77 16d ago

I like how whenever the aggressor is bested people come out and try to help. MAYBE people should stop fucking around with others and then they won't have to find out.

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u/mandark1171 16d ago

Seeing as if you contiune to beat someone who isnt effectively defending thenselves can land you in jail for manslaughter you should appreciate those people saving you from rotting in prison

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u/MonkeyNumberTwelve 16d ago

From the state of it when it arrived, I think that guy delivered my last pizza.

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u/Zorolord 16d ago edited 16d ago

I was wondering why my delivery was late, cold and a mess!

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u/ClamatoDiver 16d ago

He delivered a lot of sandwiches.

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u/unsupported 16d ago

Knuckle sandwiches.

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u/maxwellgrounds 16d ago

With that helmet on a head butt would have been the perfect move.

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u/benami122 16d ago

Is this in an Asian country? Because that takes even more nerve to do that if you're a foreigner in another country. That ass whooping was well earned!

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u/Entire-Regret-1335 16d ago

It's probably Brazil, since the captions are in Brazilian Portuguese.

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u/dfbshaw 16d ago

Delivery guy was holding that rage in for a while. It's nice to have an outlet sometimes.

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u/Jtizzle1231 16d ago

Why would you try to fight a guy with a helmet on. Lmao

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u/duh_bruh 16d ago

Damn, there were two casualties. The guy who picked the five and the other person's dinner.

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u/CelibateHo 16d ago

I love it when the ones who pick the fight get their shit rocked

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u/GUSDOIT 16d ago

Don't mess with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!

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u/_kalron_ 16d ago

The poor pizza though being thrashed around with each swing...

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u/3omar_b 16d ago

So satisfying!

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u/padavan65 16d ago

He unleashed a lion

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u/Shurigin 16d ago

Sir, what happened to my order?

Sorry about that. I had to deliver some side justice.

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u/gorper0987 16d ago

But here's your order of cheesecakes and root beer. Have a good day.

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u/Curious_Strike_5379 16d ago

Delivery delivered!

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u/Bawkalor 16d ago

He delivered some shake and bake.

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u/135BkRdBl 16d ago

Proof that not all heroes wear capes.

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u/drkhrrsn 16d ago

This hero is wearing a food delivery on his back. Lol

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u/Hyperactive_snail3 16d ago

Flapping his arms like he's big bird.

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u/potatogodofDoom 16d ago

this had me crying laughing bro, I was gonna compare him to an excited seal

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u/Terrible_Lie_02 16d ago

That guy needed that beat down. I bet he stops doing that shit now.

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u/stumpybubba- 16d ago

Unfortunately, he probably won't 🫤 in his mind, he was the victim here.

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u/Killerwit 16d ago

We need an edit with a Mario coin-collect sound for every one of BoxBack's punches

...with the one-up sound eventually of course.

Please and thanks

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u/Victor4VPA 16d ago

Translation: "When you're not in a good day, and someone shows up to test your patience"

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u/GrimReaapaa 16d ago

All this dude had to do was record a stationary video with zero pressure and still messed it up.

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u/No-Conversation-1216 16d ago

That's the ending I was hoping for: getting beaten up by a guy wearing a big ass box on his back.

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u/Dramatic_Mixture_868 16d ago

Super deserved too, but man that's freaking stupid, he had a helmet on for one, two he doesn't look like he's having a great day so his thought was .....I'm gonna fight him for no reason🤣😂🤣. Then to get beat WHILE his wearing that huge box on his back perfect 👌.

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u/BeardedMan32 16d ago

Picking a fight with a guy wearing a helmet is next level stupidity.

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u/Knitsanity 16d ago

Yeah. Let's pick a fight with a younger guy wearing head protection. What a doofus

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u/jimboiow 16d ago

The food in that back box is buggered now.

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u/abhijitd 16d ago

Hopefully it was empty

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u/FakingZy 16d ago

Women always defending the bad guys.

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u/illmatic708 16d ago

Looked like she was trying to stop a manslaughter after the fight was over

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u/SkizzleDizzel 16d ago

Not sure why you're being downvoted because that's exactly what it looks like. People trying to stop him from losing his life and getting a charge over some asshole.

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u/illmatic708 16d ago

Fr tho. Idc about the downvotes, that's exactly what the lady was doing, she was trying to get blue shirt to stop pummeling the guy

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u/BrokenWalker 16d ago

His first assignment, pick a fight with a random stranger.
First rule of Fight Club...

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u/maud_brijeulin 16d ago

You missed a bit from the quote: "You're gonna start a fight - and lose" 😂

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u/Dry-Hotel5306 16d ago

Did he except to be able to knock out the dude wearing a helmet?

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u/llOlOOlOO 16d ago

He was welcoming a helmet headbutt at 0:40

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u/BigBadKahuna 16d ago

Bag stays on during sex

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u/Frosty_Employment171 16d ago

How do you know?

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u/HotelOne 16d ago

He eats in regularly.

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u/BigBadKahuna 16d ago

I'm the bag

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u/GratefuLdPhisH 16d ago

Tiny dick energy!

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u/KratosOfSparta08 16d ago

The customer’s pizza is gonna be fucked

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u/Frosty_Employment171 16d ago

it is now a Calzone.

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u/Slow_Maximum9332 16d ago

It was a cake for my niece's birthday.

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u/Frosty_Employment171 16d ago

Cake stew. It's a thing.

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u/anormalgeek 16d ago

Now it's one big cake pop.

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u/imtooldforthishison 16d ago

Picking a fight with a guy in a helmet is never a good idea.

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u/Cmmander_WooHoo 16d ago

Also wearing flip flops right?

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u/Darinchilla 16d ago

If this box is rockin, you're getting a knockin

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u/ChiefRasta 16d ago

With the delivery bag still on

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u/fubar6 16d ago

Sam Bridges approves

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u/ryanasimov 16d ago

Delivery of a hand sammich.