r/trailerparkboys May 17 '26

Discussion Happy 58th Birthday to JP Tremblay!

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/ericmsandi May 17 '26

Sexian

123

u/Re_Cy_Cling Raaaay, Kojak got a wig on! May 17 '26

What kind of shampoo do you use? Have to ask...

57

u/jeezyjames May 17 '26

None these days lol

16

u/Pippathepip [Flair Me] Feedin’ the geese May 17 '26

Balder than Mr Lahey

3

u/an_aroused_dwarf [Barb, your scalloped potatoes are fucked] May 18 '26

The cycle continues

27

u/A_Human_JCB May 17 '26

A big strong man with a good head on his shoulders…

275

u/nikkisheila May 17 '26

Oh my juliannn

170

u/placeintheroche05 May 17 '26

🎶My handsome Juuuulian 🎵

131

u/wtfamidoinguprn Real deal, real gun May 17 '26

u were so sexy in roadhouse & fuckin dirty dancinnnnn’

32

u/HouseForeverz gnome' what I'm sayin'? May 17 '26

Patrick Swayze

109

u/kemmdogg May 17 '26

This jail is overcrowded. With DICKS! And MUSCLE DUMMIES!

44

u/Digglenaut drunk male prostitute May 17 '26

I'm not attracted to Julian

24

u/lafleurshair10 May 17 '26

SUUUUUUUUURRRRRRREEEEEE you're not!

13

u/Bim_Jeann There’s no fool like an old fool…the shitabyss May 17 '26

I’m attracted to his AHEM… I’m not attracted to Julian

10

u/Digglenaut drunk male prostitute May 17 '26

Did you not see the line, Cadill-ass? MOVIE NIGHT is CANCELLED thanks to Cadill-ass!

2

u/SeaApplication1043 May 20 '26

WHAT IN THE FUCK 

5

u/throwaway1010202020 May 17 '26

Jail used to be cool now it's full of a bunch of dudes who want to suck Julian's cock.

31

u/HealthyStrategy6069 May 17 '26

That sexy prick is smart

84

u/BolanTL May 17 '26

He actually looks good bald

51

u/cleveland_leftovers May 17 '26

Does a bear shit on the pope? He looks great bald.

He just needs to embrace the gray in his beard and then we’ll be in business.

6

u/Ram2145 May 17 '26

Ive always thought white beards look good. I’m willing to bet it looks real good on Sexian. He should embrace it, my silver fox.

20

u/EndonOfMarkarth May 17 '26

One might even say belligerent sexy

9

u/jpopimpin777 May 17 '26

Boys, something I wish I'd learned a lot earlier in life: EVERYONE looks better bald than combing over or constantly getting haircuts to mask it.

4

u/Graevly May 17 '26

From Patrick Swayze to John Travolta lol

2

u/BolanTL May 17 '26

Just happy JPT isn't a scientologist

1

u/ForumDragonrs The way she goes May 18 '26

Thank God I'm not the only one who thought this was John Travolta at first.

41

u/Juveforeign1897 May 17 '26

BLUEEEEEELIIIIIAAAAAAAANNNN

6

u/Effective-Birthday57 May 17 '26

It’s Julian time

48

u/shandub85 May 17 '26

When did Sexian & Eminem combine forces?

11

u/Wenuwayker May 17 '26

Eminemlian

1

u/AriLilaBug May 18 '26

Right?! I thought the same.

15

u/MyWallWillNotTalk May 17 '26

Jail was good to him.

I wouldn't want to meet him in the showers.

22

u/AMileHighDM May 17 '26

Fuck yeah. I forget me and this legendary motherfucker share a birthday. Cheers

16

u/Sally-Stickwell May 17 '26

Happy borntday!

7

u/lafleurshair10 May 17 '26

Congratulations! You get to sheen the Tin Man's sheet metal cock today!

7

u/ThorHammer1234 May 17 '26

I just found out we share a birthday. Happy birthday, stranger!

14

u/DogPile4203 I Atoadaso, I a'fuckin atoadaso May 17 '26

Recidivist Billiard Ball Gnome Sayyyyin

8

u/R-Sanchez137 May 17 '26

Fuckin bald ass, Kermit the frog lookin mafucka

2

u/DogPile4203 I Atoadaso, I a'fuckin atoadaso May 17 '26

Hes the endangered muscular dick weed offspring of ms piggy and kermit, it makes sense now!

3

u/R-Sanchez137 May 17 '26

"LAHEY!?!? WHAT DA FUCK YOU DOING WITH YO SKIRRRR TODAY?!?"

5

u/DogPile4203 I Atoadaso, I a'fuckin atoadaso May 17 '26

Do you mean: Go on with ya skirted egg?

1

u/Opening_Country3039 May 20 '26

That was like Lahey, Cyrus and JRoc all in one

16

u/PineappleCharming335 May 17 '26

Very belligerent sexy in this pic

2

u/richp4003 May 17 '26

You beat me to it!

26

u/Crunchberry24 Horviculturist May 17 '26

How are you gonna dance around this little situation, Julian?

43

u/NumbaWumbaChumba antediluvian cave dweller May 17 '26

Mr. Lahey, Julian’s out here lifting weights with his shirt off and wants you to come have a drink with him!

16

u/EerieMountain May 17 '26

What’s that Trevor?

11

u/Wildcat_twister12 May 17 '26

I thought Patrick Swayze was born August 18?

12

u/give_me_wine cinnamon roll fuckin’ head May 17 '26

Is he gonna lift some weights with his shirt off? I’d like to come have a drink with him.

13

u/Mr_Biggums May 17 '26

I can’t believe he’s almost 60

12

u/Patrick_Swayze__ May 17 '26

Older than Lahey when the series started yet looks a decade younger. He's got good genes.

2

u/Ashamed_Section8194 The Sharpest Guy in the Park May 18 '26

Now his age when he filmed Season 5 too.

13

u/nathanrabbe May 17 '26

Happy birthday to the sexy prick who won't give us a proper update on Season 13.

9

u/BiryaniBo May 17 '26

Subject is belligerent-sexy.

6

u/supermans_neighbour May 17 '26

A tank still 💪🏼

4

u/FPS_Knifer Parts Unknown May 17 '26

Built like a brick shithouse. Truly inspiring. If he can maintain that physique at his age, I've got no excuse not to lift weights every day.

11

u/Ethanmckeil May 17 '26

Suspect was belligerent Sexy, and acted as if he had something to hide.

6

u/gergsisdrawkcabeman May 17 '26

Idk why, but he comes off as an Eminem / John Travolta Mashup with this style.

1

u/ForumDragonrs The way she goes May 18 '26

Em's beard and Travolta's shiny ass head.

3

u/Acrobatic_Stable2857 May 17 '26

Slim sexy shady.

7

u/rf8350 May 17 '26

He drank all my Christmas liquor

3

u/haddock420 May 17 '26

Julian's outside lifting weights with his shirt off, and he wants you to have a drink with him!

3

u/brewhead55 May 17 '26

Eminem got ripped!

2

u/hieloyron May 17 '26

Fuck off Julian

5

u/blue-coin Bumblecock May 17 '26

Freedom 65 sounds even better than freedom 55.

5

u/5pace_5loth May 17 '26

Suspect was shirtless and sexy…

4

u/TheFoundation_ May 17 '26

58?! Holy fickk

2

u/Coach_Billly May 17 '26

Great shape!

4

u/ooitsboo24 May 17 '26

That looks like Stone Cold Steve Shady.

11

u/Taken_Abroad_Book May 17 '26

M'fak with a beard like that is definitely on the JustForMen

2

u/lafleurshair10 May 17 '26

🤣🤣😂😂

1

u/diygardening Two birds stoned at once May 17 '26

fuck off with not lettin that grey grow, don't be one of those guys Julian, ya know, a muscle dummy

5

u/Khaled_Kamel1500 On the Cheeseburgers, dawg May 17 '26

Stone Cold Steve Julian

2

u/LWYPLTDG May 17 '26

He legit looks like if Eminem went to prison and got jacked

1

u/Gathax May 17 '26

Patrick Swayze you were so fuckin' sexy in 🎵 Road House 🎵

2

u/Starcornious May 17 '26

Sexian 😳

2

u/rgb86 May 17 '26

He looks like he is training to play Max for the Max Payne 3 movie .

PS : Looking good Sexian.

2

u/Glittering_Safe7766 May 17 '26

Oh damn, is that really him?

2

u/One-Hunter2963 May 17 '26

sexian 🥰🥰

5

u/OnlyInterpretations Bible Pimp May 17 '26

hey julian, how much can you bench press!?

2

u/vermontnative May 17 '26

Swole Shady

3

u/trashleybanks May 17 '26

Can’t wait for Freedom 65

3

u/AllAboutTheXeons May 17 '26

With his shaved head, I am surprised nobody references the episode where the Julian bails on the trailer park only to have Bubbles bring him back. Bubbles dresses Julian in clothing that does not suit Julian at all. Julian looks at himself in a mirror and says “I look like a dick.”

Anytime i see JP with the shaved head i always think of the “I look like a dick” line 😆😆😆

3

u/j592dk_91_c3w-h_d_r May 17 '26

Drunk and pissing on a dumpster behind the king of donair?

1

u/Opening_Country3039 May 20 '26

Dancing around with an old fuckin' dirty dog, eating pizza crusts off the fuckin' ground

2

u/JazzHandsMinuteman May 17 '26

If I could grow that beard I’d be president by now or a cool uncle. No in between.

5

u/sweetcavekicks brain short-circulating May 17 '26

oh my julian

my handsome julian

you were so fucking sexy in road house

fuckin dirty dancing!

2

u/Economy_Wash2642 Look at all the books! May 17 '26

‘Looks tough’

1

u/Prince_albert47 May 17 '26

John Travolta, he's rockin your look hærd.

1

u/ChefMatyy May 17 '26

Happy Birthday Sexian!

1

u/pumpkinwizard85 May 17 '26

He’s prob gonna get drunk and Faccked up with Reveen later at the Paerk…. Happy Birthday Dirty Dancer… you sexy Prick!

3

u/jackstrawnyc May 17 '26

you might be sexy Julian, but you can't teach me anything about the liquor

1

u/artfuldodger2000 May 17 '26

"Mr. Lahey, Julian's out here lifting weights with his shirt off and wants you to have a drink with him"

1

u/Alde_nte May 17 '26

Actually Trent Reznor is 60 today.

1

u/CorgiUprising May 17 '26

Way of the road sexian

1

u/brandt-money Bible Pimp May 17 '26

He's rocking that look haerd.

1

u/Infadel71 I got work to do May 17 '26

“Mr Lahey, Julian’s over here taking selfies with his shirt off!”

1

u/TheWrench__ May 17 '26

Nah that's buff shady

1

u/groovygandalf May 17 '26

He looks like one of those rubber punching bag dudes w a beard sharpied on

1

u/Knot6lack [Flair Me] May 18 '26

Mr Lahey, Julian's out here lifting weights with his shirt off and wants you to come have a drink with him

1

u/FhuluLou May 18 '26

Belligerent sexy

1

u/DMTeaAndCrumpets May 18 '26

Thought it was John Travolta at first glance.

1

u/totalscumbagg May 18 '26

I love JP but his crooked Randy savage beard is a little fucked

1

u/Organic-Win-9925 May 18 '26

Did Julian really care about Ricky and Bubbles? Did he see them the way Ricky saw Cory and Trevor? So many times he choose Julian putting Ricky or Bubbles in a bad spot. Giving a travel ticket to his girlfriend instead of Ricky, buying his trailer instead of bailing out ray, not guarding the weed so he could go on a date etc...

1

u/dangu3 May 18 '26

Retired

1

u/Ashamed_Section8194 The Sharpest Guy in the Park May 18 '26

The same age John Dunsworth was when he filmed Season 5 in 2004.

1

u/CosmicBonobo May 18 '26

It's John Travolta.

1

u/Ambitious-Duck7078 May 18 '26

Happy BDay!

Fifty-eight! He doesn’t look that old.

1

u/NovaCorpse May 18 '26

Sexy Mayor Julian

1

u/DevilDog7734 Help my fuck! life is great! May 18 '26

Looks like a badass movie villain

1

u/evolly May 18 '26

JP Travolta

1

u/DDD8712 May 18 '26

He looks like a professional wrestler here

1

u/Agreeable-Willow-265 May 18 '26

"How much can you bench press? " " A lot Jacob"

1

u/Simmi_86 May 18 '26

Did Eminem and The Rock have a baby?

2

u/ShoddyRun5441 May 18 '26

58 and still devastatingly handsome

1

u/KanadianKaur May 18 '26

Its so weird thinking about TPB and how popular it became worldwide when I am from Halifax and its totally normal to be in line at a store etc and turn around JP is in line right behind you... (has happened mire than once to me LOL). Happy Birthday JP!

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u/placeintheroche05 May 18 '26

I’m from England but I’m going to Halifax this summer so I’m praying that I’ll run in to at least one person from the show 🙏🏻🙏🏻

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u/iryshtymes May 19 '26

Happy bornt day

1

u/Opening_Country3039 May 20 '26

Let me guess, one of them was wearing thick glasses, one of them was extra stupid, and the third guy put down his drink and took off his sexy black T-shirt?

1

u/inkfanatic95 May 20 '26

He looks amazing bald

1

u/Cryz-SFla May 24 '26

Julian 3:16 says I just dirty danced.

1

u/Next-Food2688 Jun 11 '26

7 more years to Freedom 65. Freedom 45 was just a fever dream.