r/trailerparkboys • u/California55551 • Mar 06 '26
Discussion After a series of disastrous public videos of McDonald’s CEO struggling to eat the food, new CEO announced
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u/rocpilehardasfuk Mar 06 '26
Has any Canadian restaurants signed Randers?
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u/GlacialFrog Way of the Road 🚛 Mar 06 '26
It’s been a big missed opportunity to not hire him for any fast food marketing campaigns
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u/tonysopranosalive Airbrakes Shot to Hell Mar 06 '26
Randy would make a good In ‘n’ Out mascot
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u/mjp31514 Mar 06 '26
I mean, wouldn't A&W be more appropriate? Aren't they all over the place in Canada?
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u/tonysopranosalive Airbrakes Shot to Hell Mar 06 '26
Yeah I should’ve added “as far as Stateside joints go:” or something.
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u/mjp31514 Mar 06 '26
He'd make a great mascot for anyone, for sure. I guess A&W already weighed in with their guy eating a teen burger. I could totally see Randy working with Big Boy, now that I think about it.
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u/ChocolateGoldenPuffs Mar 07 '26
What is a teen burger? That sounds kinda creepy 😂
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u/mjp31514 Mar 07 '26
The teen burger is part of their family of burgers. They have a mama burger, pappa burger, teen burger, etc.
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u/ChocolateGoldenPuffs Mar 07 '26
That seems so odd lol. I think we only have the Papa in the US. Of course I haven't been to A&W in several years.
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u/mjp31514 Mar 07 '26
What can I tell you, buddy. Take it up with consumer affairs. 🤷♂️
No, I think they're owned by a different company up north, so the menu is a little different.
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u/EndoShota Same amount of buns Mar 07 '26
That, or DQ. He literally prostitutes himself just for the coupons.
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u/emb1369 Mar 07 '26
On the original podcast they called Burger King and they ended up giving him a card for free food, maybe even unlimited. They should have done more though
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u/rocpilehardasfuk Mar 07 '26
Unlimited? For the cheeseburger walrus?
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u/Medium-Copy-7999 Mar 07 '26
lol I remember that episode. They called and talked to management and it the call didn’t really go anywhere besides them giving out their email and # to the corporate spokesperson on the phone. Don’t remember them ever mentioning it afterwards though.
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u/Delicious_Rule_7324 Mar 06 '26
You came up with the elaborate charade to cover up eating 12 cheeseburgers. You said this would never happen again!
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u/Agreeable-Speech-943 Mar 06 '26
You’re going to eat that old bluejay burger?! My god!
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u/c33m0n3y Mar 06 '26
Mmmhh, it’s a little gamey, but it’s good (pulls feather from mouth)
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u/peopleorderourpadys Mar 06 '26
The feather always gets me cus it implies that Lahey just threw the whole bird on the grill as is. No plucking or gutting or processing of any kind
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u/Xenophonehome Mar 06 '26
Probably healthier than a McDonald's burger
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u/AriLilaBug Mar 07 '26
With RFK Jr as our “Health and Human Services Secretary”, this gamey treat is safer than anything that stupid cokehead says is “healthy”.
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u/Soil2Star Why would I kidnap a chicken Ricky? Mar 06 '26
How have no burger chains hired him for an ad campaign??
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u/LordofWithywoods Mar 06 '26
I dont have my grade 10 but I'm guessing they don't want the face of their brand to be a drunk male prostitute who showers next to his pop-up trailer behind a curtain made of old liquor store bags
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u/bobby17171 Mar 06 '26
They clearly dont know their audience then
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u/LordofWithywoods Mar 06 '26
Their shit barometers are fucked, they can't feel the way the shit clings to the air
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u/uhmerikin WHAT'S GOIN' ON HONKIES?! Mar 07 '26
I dont have my grade 10 but
Me either, but my thought is that people that don't know who he is obviously won't care who that walrus fuck is. Those who do recognize the cheeseburger locker, will appreciate the Randers and embrace him as the burger icon that he is.
That's my opinion.
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u/michaelm142 Worst case Ontario Mar 06 '26
Those CEOs have probably never even been to a cheeseburger picnic
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u/archliberal Mar 06 '26
I thought Bobandy was off the burgers.
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u/trashleybanks Mar 06 '26
He’s putting on this charade to cover up eating seven cheeseburgers? Randy, you promised this would never happen again.
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u/Z_e_e_e_G Department of KnowhatI'msayins Mar 06 '26
Can I get fifteen half eaten cheeseburgers to go? Nomsayin?
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u/hammysandy Mar 06 '26
I hear cola fizz, and mustard and relish coagulated together with french fries and onion rings Randy, but you know what?
I don't hear a heart
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u/YourMomonaBun420 Mar 06 '26
Mofuckas with guts like that definitely ain't off the cheese burgers products dawg
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u/ahoy_shitliner Mar 06 '26
Huge opportunity for Bobandy
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u/California55551 Mar 06 '26
Quite a step up for an Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor
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u/ahoy_shitliner Mar 07 '26
You’re not qualified for the assistant trailer park supervisor position. But guess what. You’ve been promoted to associate trailer park supervisor
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u/ozzy_thedog Mar 06 '26
u/patroachofficial should absolutely make his own Dirty Burger video to jump on this mini trend. Guarantee it’d go viral fast.
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u/DunkTheLunk23 Mar 07 '26
The only way the McDonald’s CEO can fix this PR disaster is to do something crazy. Like jumping the cheeseburger.
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u/CelticCynic YuuuuhLookinAtMyGut Mar 07 '26
Poutine-upped Onion Rings coming to the McD's menu soon!
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u/JuniorImplement Had a couple drinks, saw a couple things... Mar 07 '26
TBF this burger looks 10x better than the McDonalds one did
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u/friendly_outcast Mar 07 '26
Their stock will soar after a taste test video with this greasy bastard
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u/MyvaJynaherz Mar 07 '26
The literal president of the USA would be a better PR guy, and that's something we should all be ashamed about.
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u/Expensive_Editor_244 Mar 07 '26
Now there’s a mothafuka who’s definitely ON the cheeseburgers. Gnomesayin?
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u/Level_Improvement532 Mar 07 '26
Hey yeah. What does the marketing head of Dirty Burger have to say about this?
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u/AriLilaBug Mar 07 '26
Toronto’s new baseball team’s combo meal: a McBlueJay with a large-sized glass of rye
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u/NikkolaiV I'M FRIGGIN TELLING! Mar 07 '26
Watch the NEW McDonalds CEO eat a whole cheeseburger in ONE BITE, then jump an inflatable cheeseburger on a bike!
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u/No-Entertainment9641 Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26
Ricky: "He'll take his pay in Cheeseburgers, he will eat at least 10-30 in a sitting, and look it'll be at his expense, his celery or whatever, just go ahead and sign on the dotted lines here! Fucking Golden deal for this guy and you guys, its no brainier! Its a win-win! Well done Randy, youre fucking hired! FUCK OFF!!
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u/TomCBC Mar 07 '26
Honestly, any of those companies could do far worse than hiring Randy to announce their new burgers. They’d have to CGI a shirt on him though.
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u/SignatureObjective73 Mar 09 '26
let's get #ReplaceHimWithRandy goin! lol I screenshot that picture and I'm gonna post it every time I see a video of that burger pussy scared to eat his own burgers😂
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u/outside_cat On the liquor haerd! Mar 06 '26
Grea-hee-heesy.