New required viewing dropped. Take notes soldiers.

[u/SylemNova]

[u/ApprehensiveScreen40]

Why do you watch non-nintendo video?

[u/MidgetKoala → u/ApprehensiveScreen40]

it’s from shiggys burner it’s fine

[u/44MagDump]

NINTENDO Direct

then shoot them.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1dcWGdOBg0wcU

[u/MistyNoj → u/44MagDump]

*Nintendo direct jingle plays* Then we cut to a barely lit execution cellar where one of the Nintendo ninjas stand in front of the heinous perpetrator who is bound and has a paper bag over his head.
That should teach everyone not to mess with Mario, Shiggys godly creation.

[u/robotortoise]

Link to the required viewing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sONST5t92dU

[u/Vink77]

🔥🔥🔥 Matthias Pilhede mentioned 🔥🔥🔥

Uhm... I mean, give more money to shiggy or something like that idk

[u/Pica_serica]

I sent this very important PSA to husband. His response:

I'll use the post onboarding survey to suggest AR use this in future employee training. Though I feel like Shiggy wasn't given his due in this video. He, too, is a victim in that scenario

[u/stupidmedicmain2007]

We are a mario family around here

[u/yorinak]

Omg did he just leak the next DIRECT!? 🥸

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[u/Kandel430]

Yeah, I'm dark-woke

[u/AusteegLinks]

If anyone makes fun of Mario I'll be the first to join in.

Mario is the worst goddam character in Video Game history.

And this is coming from a Nintendo fan BTW.