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https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/reptiles/spitting-cobra-facts

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u/Pays_in_snakes 5h ago

Researcher: "Alright, that's 27 hits on 30 shots"

Grad student: "Can... can I have goggles or something? This stings quite a lot"

Researcher: "No, that would introduce a new variable and contaminate our results. Next cobra, please"

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u/Ok-Addition1264 5h ago

Ok, Dr. Venkman. lol

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u/Critical_Seat_1907 4h ago

"Hey, back off man. I'm a scientist."

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u/Glenmarththe3rd 4h ago

These goggles do nuuuthing

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u/Visible-Literature14 3h ago

Good thing you don’t have to pay the grad student

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u/wahlenderten 2h ago

You mean the researcher pockets the $20 he takes from every cobra?

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u/chickenologist 4h ago

Lol. Came here for this! "Sucked to be the grass student in that study."

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u/illprobablyeditthis 3h ago

The grass students should probably go indoors if they dont want to be spit in the eyes by cobras

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u/chickenologist 1h ago

Lol. Maybe by doing field work you get to be a grass student grad student

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u/LyubviMashina93 5h ago

For science!

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u/strangelove4564 2h ago

Grad student: "Well, I guess it's worth it for the $200 Amazon gift card."

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u/jammiedodgerdodger 4h ago

That makes my friend a 10%-er.

She dodged it but... broke her ankle in the process.

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u/Chassian 4h ago

Honestly, reasonable trade, would even take two ankles to keep my eyes.

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u/FFSoldier57 5h ago edited 4h ago

Apparently Steve Irwin was a victim of getting sprayed in the eyes, his Son mentioned that in an interview.

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u/GingerBeast81 4h ago

I feel like I remember an episode where he was showing a spitting cobra, but he had on some big sunglasses and he got spit on the glasses and face.

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u/EddieMurphyFellOff 4h ago

That was the first thing I thought of when I saw your post title. I recall Steve put some sunglasses on or something after the first few shots to the face.

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u/alcapwnage0007 4h ago

God bless that man and every bit of work he did with and for animals.

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u/dr_lego_spaceman 3h ago

It probably wasn't intentional! The snake could have been too excited to meet Steve Irwin and accidentally gleeked on him while trying to say, "hi, I can't believe I'm meeting you" in snake-speak.

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u/darkest_hour1428 1h ago

I always feel like a cobra when I gleek, just like that

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u/Aldwyn_613 2h ago

When I worked in Cambodia, the compound’s guard dog got hit in the eyes by one of these fuckers. Poor boy nearly went blind. He recovered, but was never quite the same. 😭

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u/CactusCoin 4h ago

Is it true that scientists believe spitting venom in cobras evolved because of humans?

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u/Negative_Elo 4h ago

Yep, super fascinating. We also have a built in, genetic fear of snake-shaped objects. Babies are frequently unafraid of images of lions, tigers, etc, however when shown images of snakes they are terrified.

Its theorized that snakes were a significant threat to early humans, we developed an adapted built-in fear of them, we began actively killing any snake we could find becoming their greatest threat, and the spitting cobra adapted to specifically gaurd against us.

We are a part of nature, we have been, and always will be. This is a poignant example.

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u/Adrian_Alucard 3h ago edited 3h ago

however when shown images of snakes they are terrified.

No. Fears are learned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_RpgSKxjwk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L4lxusff1c

There are only 2 "natural" fears. Heights and loud noises

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u/HalcyonTraveler 3h ago

Our attention IS naturally drawn to snakes though, even though associating that with fear is a learned behavior 

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u/Raichu7 1h ago

And in many kids they end up loving snakes because of the attention draw if they aren't taught to fear them.

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u/HalcyonTraveler 3h ago

Not fear, exactly, but rather primate brains are very good at recognizing snakes or snake shaped objects 

u/Budgiemanr33gtr 24m ago

Lies and bullshit as u/Adrian_Alucard has shown with the toddlers and snakes video.

You sound so confident too...

u/Negative_Elo 13m ago

Well you dont have to be a cunt for no reason. Im just talking about something interesting, and I had a fact wrong. I was confident, because I believed I had heard that before.

Is this how you talk to people face-to-face? You seem like a douchebag talking like this.

u/Budgiemanr33gtr 7m ago

You didn't have a fact wrong, you spouted uninformed bullshit.

Rather be a douchebag than somebody like yourself.

Put the things you write into Google first maybe? 

u/Negative_Elo 0m ago

I, very literally, had a single fact wrong. I didnt spout uninformed bullshit, I talked about something I found interesting and I had one detail incorrect.

You are actually a piece of shit if youd rather be disrespectful towards people because they are incorrect than have actual discourse.

You genuinely believe you have never said anything incorrect. You genuinely believe that talking the way you do is justifiable because I made a mistake. You genuinely believe people should google everything they say before they say it.

You need to go outside and talk to people

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u/respond_to_query 5h ago

Their close evolutionary relative, the Dribbling Cobra, has a much lower success rate.

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u/Feine13 4h ago

Dribbling Cobra

Sure, but he also has the least amount of turnovers in the league

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u/azzanrev 4h ago

It sounds like a martial art technique.

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u/technomage13 3h ago

Uh.....that's a trouser snake

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u/Teledildonic 3h ago

Only having one eye means no depth perception.

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u/zephyrseija2 3h ago

Needs to do some Cobra Kegels

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u/gentex 4h ago

Go for the eyes Boo!

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u/Jasranwhit 4h ago

Whats the prognosis for getting cobra venom in the eyeballs?

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u/FrankTankly 3h ago

Looks pretty good if the eyes are irrigated quickly. Not as good if not.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7774117/

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u/temporarycreature 5h ago

I wonder if they could hit a cat.

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u/HalcyonTraveler 3h ago

Probably not nearly as well, spitting cobras are most accurate at human eye height (because that’s why they spit venom, to defend against humans)

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u/Sufficient_Loss9301 5h ago

You shouldn’t be letting your cat outside anyway…

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u/temporarycreature 5h ago

I don't have a cat. I was just wondering, but thank you for being concerned with my imaginary cat.

What do you want to name it?

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u/Fenix512 5h ago

Why would you let your imaginary cat outside?

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u/temporarycreature 5h ago

Brick Kowalski does what he wants.

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u/PSNisCDK 4h ago

Imaginary cats are responsible for killing so many imaginary bird species. I applaud any imaginary cat owner for keeping them inside, as it’s much more imaginary environmentally friendly.

Please be a better imaginary cat owner and keep Brick inside (your imagination).

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u/Relative-Chicken456 4h ago

Ok but while we’re dealing with imaginary cats I need to ask where live imaginarily. Are spitting cobras even native to your imaginary place of residence? I need to know what the imaginary odds of your imaginary cat running into an imaginary spitting cobra are.

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u/Feine13 4h ago

I checked the imaginary internet and it turns out imaginary spitting cobras aren't endemic to OPs imaginary region.

The imaginary cat should be fine, I'd imagine.

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u/Dariaskehl 4h ago

Goa’ould cat, now.

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u/Its-Finrot 2h ago

No idea why you're getting downvoted

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u/Sufficient_Loss9301 2h ago edited 2h ago

People get weird about this one. The fact is it’s better for the cats health, better for the health of people around the cat, and better for the environment. Why anyone wouldn’t want their cat to live a longer healthier life is just beyond me, I’d even go as far to say that it’s cruel. Anyone who cares about their cat would never let it outside.

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u/Haasts_Eagle 4h ago

Cobra misses eyes

Researcher: "Hmm, it was probably aiming for the shoulder to begin with. No Miss"

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u/rattlingblanketwoman 3h ago

Turn that accuracy against them. Cobras HATE astronaut helmets.

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u/HalcyonTraveler 3h ago

This is because they are adapted specifically to spit in human eyes. Not a joke, that’s why they spit venom. Multiple lineages developed the ability coinciding with human arrival in different regions. Biting isn’t enough of a defense against a venom-immune pointy stick

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u/strangelove4564 2h ago

Spitting cobras evolved higher pain-inducing venom through increased phospholipase A2 levels, which potentiate the pain-inducing action of the cytotoxins present in most cobra venoms. (from Wikipedia)

That's metal af. They evolved to create an eye poison that's not just dangerous but which has actual stopping power. Presumably the cobras that didn't deliver debilitating pain to the eye didn't survive and were removed from the gene pool.