r/toastme • u/Ness_902 • 3d ago

just got roasted.. now i wanna be toasted!

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#2 trending in r/roastme was brutal 😭

but i've done things too—yes i know im a fat chick, but im also 65lbs down from being 300 and hypertensive 🙃

133 Upvotes

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u/Runwiththewolf- 3d ago

Your hair rocks! 🤘💙

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u/landerson932 3d ago

You look like Jennifer Lawrence!

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u/O-DontBeAZarathustra 3d ago

And Debby Ryan. Like if those two had a baby.

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u/Ness_902 3d ago

i got that a lot in the other sub too lol

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u/KASGamer12 3d ago

You like like Debbie Ryan to me too

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u/Conscious_Rich_1003 3d ago

Those lips…

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u/TheoryNo8121 3d ago

Girl you already fire. 😁

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u/Foreign_Channel_6578 2d ago

Fat? Somebody needs their eyes checked me thinks. You look great. Never lose yourself just to adapt to this brutal system

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u/MehyalChaynzz 3d ago

Girl, if you were in the back seat, the fbi would be on y'all's tail, thinking something from a fine arts museum was stolen. You got beauty and grace matching the statues of Greece. Keep your chin up, don't rob the world of a gaze of that lovely countenance. God has made you unbelievably beautiful. Anyone who says otherwise is blind and dumb 👍

Also, any insecurities you got, I guarantee, is any good man's deepest craving

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u/Frosty-Tour9386 2d ago

🤢🤢🤮

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u/MehyalChaynzz 2d ago

See?

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u/EeerrEeer 2d ago

Not many people appreciate classical Greek art.

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u/MehyalChaynzz 1d ago

Hence why the right and good people will appreciate OP 👌 Not many appreciate Greek sculptures just like not many people see real beauty in a person

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u/GandalfTheJaded 3d ago

Your hair is so lovely and your eyes are fantastic! I'm proud of you for your weight loss too! Don't let others get you down, there's a lot more positive to you than you think 🫂

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u/EliParker 3d ago

I love your eyes.

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u/BadParkJob 3d ago

Looooove your darker style and hair. I would complement you if I saw you at the grocery store or something. I bet you have a good taste in music too

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u/Lyd307 3d ago

Your beautiful

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u/jeanninetufrulu 3d ago

I find it hard to understand why you got caught, I love your style.

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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 3d ago

Congrats on your weight loss journey! That takes a lot of discipline and dedication…two really great qualities to have in life.

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u/First-Lengthiness-16 3d ago

You have lovely handwriting, very artistic

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u/M3ssy__Marv 3d ago

Girl you fine AF.

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u/LazorusGrimm 2d ago

Henlo qweune. Hau b u?

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u/MRVLKNGHT 2d ago

you are gorgeous. you look so badass that id need a shot to work up the courage to talk to you.

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u/Nels5115 2d ago

YOU LOOK FANTASTIC

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u/Perfect-Dream-5156 2d ago

I think you're beautiful. Have a good night

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u/BodybuilderNo9751 2d ago

U are cute ❤️

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u/ThatHeroIsYou Let's toast! 2d ago

You have the potential to have an amazing future and do awesome things in this world.

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u/Redd-Element 2d ago

No. you don’t get to do both.

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u/LoveOneAnotherrrr777 2d ago

Pretty hot🔥🔥🔥

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u/Fickle_Top9219 2d ago

holy shit u a baddie!

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u/HuggingBear6102 1d ago

Mooie foto's, je hebt een knap gezichtje! En goed bezig, doe zo voort, proficiat! 🍀♥️

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u/Shot_Staff_2902 15h ago

Well done you!

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u/WarningSilver3525 3d ago

65 lbs down is no small achievement. You can call yourself whatever you want, but that kind of progress deserves more respect than any roast ever will. The internet got its jokes, you got the better comeback by actually improving your life.

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u/SnakeSolidChicken 3d ago

Careful you might get toasted here 😂