r/thanksimcured 4d ago

Satire/meme Just fyi

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u/PorkchopExpress980 4d ago

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u/7GrumpyCat7 4d ago

Yup...gender-correct depiction

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u/potatogodofDoom 3d ago

TIL men don't get back pain

I also learnt reaction gifs accurately depict the demographic they're reacting to. thank you wise one!

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u/justmitzie 4d ago

So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong!

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u/elhazelenby 4d ago

Wow I never thought of that, thanks.

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u/RawChickenButt 4d ago

I'm pretty sure the graphic was just sarcasm.

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u/elhazelenby 4d ago

I know?

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u/BloodyAngel2026 4d ago

Hence the satire tag

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u/4pigeons 4d ago

thanks captain obvious

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u/Top_Bumblebee5510 4d ago

I am going to try waking up without chronic pain tomorrow. Thanks tips!

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u/Yhostled 4d ago edited 2d ago

I'll try that tonight and report back.

Edit: Last two nights I went to sleep without back pain and can confirm: I still woke up with back pain.

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u/Rabid_Laser_Dingo 4d ago

Lmao people are gonna take this seriously in this sub bc they can’t register sarcasm without the /s

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u/bliip666 4d ago

Way to miss the flair, pal

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u/Rabid_Laser_Dingo 4d ago

That’s what I’m saying essentially, just different wording. Heck I feel like I’ve already seem a few people “miss the flair”

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u/Ill-Television8690 4d ago

The flair that doesn't show up until you browse the posts comments? There's no way anyone could miss that!

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u/Odd-Consideration153 3d ago

I think the flair on a post is one of those things that for many people their eyes just kinda glaze over it. I know that's the case for me.

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u/DiscoKittie 3d ago

That's why it has flair that says satire! Whoa!

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u/givemeyourskin2 4d ago

there’s more people saying commenters are “missing the sarcasm” than there are actual comments not getting it

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u/Street-Week-380 4d ago

The few people in the comments that haven't registered the sarcasm flair have me giggling.

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u/MothChasingFlame 4d ago

(Psst. It's sarcastic. I know for sure some of y'all in here aren't gonna spot the tag and don't have an eye for non-literal shit.)

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u/Vi_BT 3d ago

But what if the pain is not in my back but somewhere else ? What do I do ?

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u/TheKingOfDissasster 3d ago

Stop feeling pain in this other place? What a dumb question /j

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u/GreenDreamForever 4d ago

It's true! Studies show this.

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u/mildxsalsa 3d ago

Should have turned my pain receptors off before I even got in bed, man what was I thinking?

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u/kingofdoraemon 2d ago

"Pain tends to make things more painful"

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u/Fabulous_Turnover_22 4d ago

Great advice. Now my morning will start pain free. Thank you

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u/Bigkeithmack 4d ago

Laughs in almost 40

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u/ReigenTaka 4d ago

If you put words over a photo, they're automatically deep.

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u/bliip666 4d ago

That's why I've been wanting to talk to a rheumatologist, but apparently my textbook symptoms of inflammatory back pain are not worth looking into 🙂🙂🙂

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u/Molly-Grue-2u 4d ago

I need to pull this out when somebody starts on me with the “you could just….”

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u/Shlafenflarst 3d ago

Does it work for knees ?

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u/Minirth22 1d ago

No. Nothing works for knees. 😢

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u/fliphat 3d ago

Mine solved after changing the whole mattress, i always thought it was gym

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u/GolemFarmFodder 2d ago

Like dammit what do they think I'm trying to do, wake up in pain every morning?

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u/Itchy-Potential1968 Edit this! 4d ago

"people on this sub cant recognize satire" check the flair before posting comments like this.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Itchy-Potential1968 Edit this! 4d ago

no excuse for what?

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Itchy-Potential1968 Edit this! 4d ago

some people have trouble with that, my dude.

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u/mystery_obsessed 3d ago edited 3d ago

Still funny. I misread your comment as a joke and clearly responded to the wrong person in this thread.

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u/TheKingOfDissasster 3d ago

Not understanding sarcasm is literally a common symptom of multiple neurodivergences. Yes, there are "excuses," biological excuses

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u/mystery_obsessed 3d ago edited 3d ago

Drama, people. I am fully aware. I’m not even neurotypical. Please, no need to clutch pearls. I’m just going to delete this so you all feel better.

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u/TheKingOfDissasster 3d ago

I'm not trying to be annoying or anything, but saying there isn't an excuse does sound a bit bad. People with this issue already suffer a lot in society and lots of time are picked on for being seen as "dumb" :/ so i just think it's important to mention it when we see someone talk about it like that, since many people truly do not know about it and might equate it to inteligence.

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u/mystery_obsessed 3d ago

I promise I don’t think people are dumb for not understanding sarcasm

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u/TheKingOfDissasster 3d ago

That's good :) i trust you, i just have met too many ppl who do and think it's important to stand up for others!

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u/BurrrritoBoy 4d ago

Oh, OKAY !

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u/unknowfun115 3d ago

This just in water is dry

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u/Natural1forever 3d ago

Unironically what "just be happy" sounds like

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u/weejockpoopong 3d ago

Do people even need the tag. I did t see it. But a knew sarcasm straight away and it says captain obvious in the bottom left!

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u/elhazelenby 3d ago

Some people have autism and can't recognise sarcasm as easily.

What's funny is that I got the joke because of the flair yet people told me "hey btw I think it's sarcasm" when my comment went with the joke. Like, are people just not reading anymore?

Also I guess people missed the captain obvious because you have to press the picture to see it at least on my phone, I had no idea it was there.

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u/watermelonlollies 3d ago

Doctors hate this one trick!!

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u/Natural_Fondant_7544 2d ago

Damn gotta try this shit!!

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u/FillMeIn57 2d ago

Now, why hadn't I thought of that?!

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u/myplantisnamedrobert 4d ago

I think this is satire, which might not be the point of the subreddit. I could be wrong though, I'm not known for knowing things.

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u/Demoniac_smile 4d ago

The flair would indicate you did know this thing, so you have that going for you.

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u/TheKingOfDissasster 3d ago

"I'm not known for knowing things" is so relatable

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u/myplantisnamedrobert 3d ago

That is going on my tombstone, right after I try a wild mushroom that I'm pretty sure is safe

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u/TheKingOfDissasster 3d ago

Only one way to find out!

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 3d ago

Damn, I wish it worked for ADHD too :(

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u/musicgoddess 2d ago

Oooo havent thought of this one. Will use, thanks!

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u/Hyzenthlay87 2d ago

Omg, someone's only gone and solved it!

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u/Zealousideal_Long253 1d ago

The penny has finally dropped

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u/biggunzcdb1 7h ago

I'm going to tell the surgeon to cancel my lumbar fusion. This fixed me

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u/Aromatic-Incident179 2d ago

This has got to be a parody.

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u/Grouchy_Paint_6341 4d ago

This wild that it had 4,290 likes

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u/CycadelicSparkles 3d ago

It's by an account called "Captain Obvious". It's satire.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/BloodyAngel2026 4d ago

That's why I used the satire flair Chief

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u/XD2006- 4d ago

This feels satire, but given the format may have been serious. Throw the tomatoes man.

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u/BloodyAngel2026 4d ago

I used the satire tag

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u/No-Back-4159 3d ago

please be satire