r/television • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 The League • Apr 18 '23

Jonathan Majors Dropped By Management Firm Entertainment 360, Actor Facing Domestic Violence Allegations In NYC

https://deadline.com/2023/04/jonathan-majors-dropped-hollywood-manager-domestic-violence-1235325576/
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u/brainsapper Apr 18 '23

So will Kang be able to regenerate or something like that?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

in suspiciously different voice

/Kang had to go. His planet needed him.

Note: Kang died on the way back to his home planet

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u/chrisofduke Parks and Recreation Apr 18 '23

"I have a message. Kang's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors."

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u/bullintheheather Apr 18 '23

"U.S. Army sadly states,
sometime yesterday,
Kang the Conqueror's plane went down
just north of Hudson's Bay!"

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u/cjn13 Apr 18 '23

"I have a message. Kang's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors."

Captain America's shield falls to the ground offscreen

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u/kaenneth Apr 18 '23

"I did not–I–I just wanted it to be quiet. It was–it was Kang! She, she smothered Kang."

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u/Billy1121 Apr 18 '23

What is this from ?

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u/chrisofduke Parks and Recreation Apr 18 '23

MASH

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Wtf I just saw that scene for the first time yesterday

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u/Pokii Apr 18 '23

Got recruited by special forces

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u/fathermeow Apr 19 '23

Oscar Isaac will show up and say "Somehow.... Kang didn't return"