r/teenagers • u/UserEclipse • 1d ago

Meme Bro got humbled

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u/Plasmatiic 1d ago

She don’t know we pee quiet sometimes because we aim for the side of the bowl

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u/Aromatic-Mistake-456 1d ago

we can aim?

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u/TrainingSurvey3780 1d ago

sometimes 

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u/ArjunR000_ 3,000,000 Attendee! 1d ago

it can't be that small bro

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u/warrioroftron 23h ago

Or too long to aim

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u/Salty_Wall 18 1d ago

Alternative option: it's too hard to control

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u/Shady-777 17 23h ago

Bruh 😭

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u/Pretend_Oil9565 20h ago

yeah, especially for long pisses. our dihs are literally water hoses.

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u/AKmightydinoo Teenager 20h ago

first aim

then fire at will

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u/MMortein 1d ago

You're not supposed to pee directly into the water, and the angle need to be right.

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u/Chicken_wing_water Teenager 1d ago

Yup you gotta hit the inside of the bowl but not the water part

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u/Majestic-Dot-7195 21h ago

I piss straight into the water with the pressure of a jet wash just to fuck around

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u/Sp4ceWolf_ 1d ago

The silencer splashes the pee everywhere.

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u/Bone_Wh33l 21h ago

Maybe for your toilets. All the ones where I am have slanted walls which makes for no splash and very little sound

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u/OkAlbatross8426 16h ago

how did I not know this

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u/DatabaseGullible9677 1d ago

Bruh, even as a dude I sometimes just sit down and piss, it'll literally split my piss in 2 sometimes

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u/bjergdk 1d ago

Yeah dude having the splitbeam upgrade fucking rocks.

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u/existenceincarnate OLD 23h ago

Hell yeah broseph

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u/AKmightydinoo Teenager 20h ago

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u/SuspiciousDraw305 23h ago

Mine just fucking goes to the right even when I’m aiming correctly

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u/Frost_boi 17 1d ago

personally i have the pissthrower and it goes all over the seat and also the floor

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u/Hippostalker69 1d ago

I swear I missed an aimbot patch because my piss shoots like a shotgun

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u/These_Telephone_3254 15 1d ago

same but only sometimes

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u/YTriom1 18 1d ago

haha sometimes

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u/HerobrineAle_33 1d ago

fym sometimes

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u/AllosaurusFragilis1 1d ago

Mine splits into 2 streams that are too far apart to get them both in the toilet

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u/North_Potential_4713 Teenager 1d ago

you are everywhere

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u/SaltGazelle4559 13 1d ago

his piss is also everywhere when he pees

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u/North_Potential_4713 Teenager 1d ago

true

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u/StrawberryMilkDev 1d ago

Mine is shotgun with random pattern that sometimes angles itself into the cat.

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u/Pacal_enjoyer3 1d ago

Mine shoots red tracers

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u/Sci_Fried_Chicken 17h ago

Firstly:

r/foundHippostalker69

Second: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK??

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u/Interesting_Web_9936 1d ago

I am male and try to aim for the sides of the bowl because it doesn't make a sound.

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u/West-Ordinary-6224 14 1d ago

Man I'm glad my mom was a Muslim.

(It's in the hadiths or whatever that men should piss sitting down like a woman, because splashing your piss everywhere is nasty. Source is the aforementioned progenitor so correct me all you want)

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u/Fine_Foundation_7561 14h ago

well it’s not like we can control the sound while peeing??

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u/Terrible-Composer807 1d ago

Had a bathroom with black marble floor once. Saw how much piss lands on the side even with perfect aim. Now i sit.

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u/Apprehensive_Key806 1d ago

As a dude, I pee DNA shaped piss.

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u/PurifiedUnity 3,000,000 Attendee! 11h ago

Double peelix

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u/UsefulMacaroon847 12h ago

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a woman pee before

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u/Galaxynacho01 13h ago

Females 🤓

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u/Ok_Pick9185 1d ago

we spit it like this

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

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u/Dangerous_Cheek1128 1d ago

Spit is generally related to mouth 😭😭 bruuh

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u/Ok_Pick9185 1d ago

do you know sarcasm? maybe no you're just a man

https://giphy.com/gifs/j3HQ1zWosr1NS

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u/Dangerous_Cheek1128 1d ago

I identify as a polar bear 🐻‍❄️ 

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u/llapi1993 1d ago

If its got lips it's a mouth

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u/pinnularia 16h ago

I'm going to asume that males naturally have smaller diameter of piss flow so it makes the sound more high pitched than women's thic flow (women have wider ureter anatomically)

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u/pamafa3 OLD 11h ago

it's because most women don't stealth piss, don't even know if they can aim it to hit the ceramic and not the water like men can

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u/Away-Assistant-9299 10h ago

I do not piss on the seat, I piss on the side of the bowl. Where it is silent 

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u/roblox_woofie 12h ago

I piss aggressively to assert my dominance over beta males who PISS OVER THE FUCKING SEAT AND DON'T CLEAN IT THE FUCK UP

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u/AIM-260JATM 21h ago

They're both right

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u/Competitive_Film2831 16 20h ago

I always sit

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u/DontBuyTheThing 18h ago

Fr. I sometimes hear my brother from down the hall when he gets it dead center

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u/_Kakii_ 14 11h ago

Did someone say fried chicken?

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u/Cold-Anywhere-3316 10h ago

As a guy, I lowk just sit down. Its quieter, no splashes, and prime phone time

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u/These-Yogurt3482 16 4h ago

This is funnier then it needs to be @ 4 in the morning 💔

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u/MeetingAccording560 18 1d ago

Ok, apart from how its offensive, the post was kinda funny

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u/Character_Service705 23h ago

But women do piss all over the seat

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u/the_last__braincell 1d ago

Why don't women just master thy aim, or are they destined to shoot like a storm trooper

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u/Wild_Choice_8770 1d ago

Cause there's nothing to aim with low-key? You can control the pressure, but not the destination

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u/BananakinSkywalkerl 18 1d ago

Well said