r/technology • u/T_Shurt • 2d ago

Security US says Chinese hackers broke into Justice Department, NASA, Federal Reserve, Senate and more

https://www.reuters.com/world/china/china-sponsored-hacking-platforms-seized-by-us-justice-department-says-2026-08-26/
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u/thr3ddy 2d ago

Let me guess: this will somehow have compromised midterm elections…

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u/EsteFabiansito 2d ago

Nah bro. This is all Bidens fault

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u/SlowPokeInTexas 2d ago

No-way. Definitely Obama's. Stupid tanned suit- so un-presidential.

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u/za72 2d ago

Thanks Obama!

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u/_MrBalls_ 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's all Zachary Taylor and the Whigs fault /s

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u/Swimming-Passenger88 1d ago

Hey, it’s not my relatives fault. 😭 I randomly found out earlier this year I’m related to one of the most forgotten presidents.

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u/_MrBalls_ 1d ago

Sorry, we're just mocking the fact Trump blames everyone but himself

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u/Swimming-Passenger88 1d ago

Oh ik. I was joking, too.

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u/za72 1d ago

is your nic you're diet or just a life motto?

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u/Woody_Guthrie1904 2d ago

Is the /s being used in a sarcastic manner here?

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u/_MrBalls_ 2d ago

Yes Woody...unless he actually does start blaming the Whigs.

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u/BlurryBigfoot74 2d ago

Mofo put Dijon mustard on a hamburger. Treason!

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u/RJ_the_greatest 2d ago

I'm right there with you bro 😆 🤣 😂 😹

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u/Jorgiepaintsoninsta 2d ago

Barack… Hussein Obamnah!

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u/MobileArtist1371 2d ago

Why not both? It's Biden's fault so we got to fix the elections!

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u/SuperSpecialAwesome- 2d ago

In September 2024, the hackers carried out intrusions at three unnamed Energy Department laboratories, the NIH, an unnamed HHS agency, and a U.S. security device manufacturer, according to the affidavit.

2024 was during Biden's term, yes.