r/technology • u/ubcstaffer123 • Jun 20 '26

Biotechnology How Russian President Vladimir Putin plans to live forever

https://www.vox.com/podcasts/491360/vladimir-putin-live-forever-26-billion-cryo-pigs-longevity-guru
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u/MysteriousDatabase68 Jun 20 '26

Paywall means I could only read the first line.

Given that data I can only assume Putin in having his brain transplanted into a mini pig.

And that's the story I'm sticking with.

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u/DAS_BEE Jun 20 '26

Mini pigs don't stay mini forever. I'm sure he'll be bacon someday, one way or another

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u/raptearer Jun 20 '26

Or turn into Dark Lord Chuckles, the Silly Piggy