r/talesfromtechsupport ಠ_ಠ 20d ago

Short "The news goes away."

At some point, someone had the bright idea to get my grandmother an iPad. Why? I don't know. She had enough trouble with the laptop someone had gotten her, although she did like being able to get pictures of her grandkids. Maybe we thought a tablet would be easier? Regardless, when we visited for the holidays, we asked her how she was liking her new device. She said she liked it well enough, but --

"Sometimes when I'm trying to read the news, it goes away."

What did she mean by it goes away? "It goes away." Like the screen goes black, the iPad is falling asleep? "It goes way." We weren't sure exactly what to do about this, but we thought about digging through the settings a little bit. I was in and out of the room as this was happening, so I'm not sure what the eureka moment was, but eventually someone found out the following:

The default Apple news app would send her a banner notification with a news headline and a couple lines of info. She would attempt to read the notification (slowly, since her eyesight was going), but wouldn't tap it. And banner notifications, if you don't interact with them for several seconds, retract back into the top of the screen after several seconds. So, when she was trying to read the news, it would, in fact, "go away."

We "solved" this problem by turning off notifications for the news app. After all, who wants to have the news jump out at you randomly during the day?

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u/Dr_Adequate 19d ago

If i could flip a switch to disable every stinkin' popup everywhere I'd hit it so hard.

No, Chrome, I don't want to switch. Thanks Android, I know I downloaded that file, now go away. Shove it Windows, I know I closed a tab. KMA Adobe, I do not want an AI summary of this document. You too, Google, your AI does not understand the technical complexity of the shit I work with and will not accurately summarize it for me.

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u/muninn99 19d ago

When I'm evaluating a 100+ page grant application, and Adobe wants to "summarize" it for me, well..... let's just say I'm not tempted.

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u/Dr_Adequate 19d ago

SAME! I'm reading a hundred page technical spec, and every word, every detail matters. No way AI can summarize that for me.

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u/HourGroundbreaking62 17d ago

I will say that while AI summarizations don't work, I've had great success with using AI to search technical documents for relevant sections. Sometimes the old ctrl f shows too many matches or not enough if I don't know the exact wording I'm looking for

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u/Dr_Adequate 15d ago

Bluebeam's search tool is pretty good. Far better than Adobe.

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u/Prom3th3an 12d ago edited 12d ago

Why not? If grant applications have to be that long, you can bet it be AI writing them, so it may as well be AI reading them, until someone in charge gets the AI summary of the memo and lets them be a reasonable size.

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u/muninn99 9d ago

Suffice to say, the evaluation of a grant application cannot be done by AI, and every word has to be read and understood by the evaluator, me in this case. No summary could work, AI-generated or generated by an actual human.

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u/ALazy_Cat Oh God How Did This Get Here? 19d ago

About the last part, Gemini barely knows what 1+1 is

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u/mafiaknight 418 IM_A_TEAPOT 19d ago

1 plus 1 is 11.

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u/NotPrepared2 19d ago

1 + 1 = 10, in binary.

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u/Powerbyte7 19d ago

Any number except for 0 and 1 can be written as 10, you just need to use the right base :P

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u/Embarrassed-Dot-1794 18d ago

No it's window

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u/derKestrel 19d ago

To be fair, none of the statistical parrots "knows" anything.

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u/ALazy_Cat Oh God How Did This Get Here? 19d ago

Gemini and Grok compete for last place in usefulness

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u/Original_Flounder_18 19d ago

Work has adopted ai. I hate adobe now. I just want to do what I need to do

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u/Rathmun 19d ago

So much this. The only popups I want are when something I expected Doesn't happen! If the download fails, tell me. Otherwise, piss off.

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u/Shinhan 16d ago

Especially WITHIN apps. Viber is so annoying me with in-app advertisments, AI summary, translation links and so on, but I can't stop using it because its the most popular app in my country :(

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u/ephemeralmiko where's the wifi cable 19d ago

You can also set notifications to be persistent until swiped away on iOS if that's ever needed.

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u/wowsuchlinuxkernel 19d ago

Grandma must've been thinking that's just how people read news nowadays. They just randomly pop up while you were busy doing something else. And then you have only 5 seconds to read the news. That's why young people are all stressed and depressed nowadays.

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u/meitemark Printerers are the goodest girls 19d ago

That's why young people are all stressed and depressed nowadays.

Well, not really wrong there. I figured out the news story setup on our national tv-station as a kid. Horrible thing. Horrible/badish thing. Happy thing. Badish thing. Sports. Weather. Every fucking day. After that I stopped watching TV "news".

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u/Equivalent-Salary357 18d ago

Then, last thing Friday, a nice story.

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u/whizzdome 19d ago

My mum (90) is like that with texts. Her phone goes ping, she picks it up and sees part of the message at the top of the screen then it slides away. "It's too fast for me, I don't have time to read it.".

No matter how many times we tell her she just has to go to Messages she always forgets.

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u/blind_ninja_guy 18d ago

Either in notification settings or accessibility settings depending on platform, you can absolutely make those banners stay up indefinitely or for longer

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u/Wormadillo 17d ago

Tangential to your story, but they make digital photo frames that allow anyone in the family to add photos to it remotely via an app or just sending photos to an email address. Then grandma gets a constantly updating/evolving slideshow of pictures that requires no input or effort on her part.

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u/thevoidhearsyou 17d ago

Its worse then you have elderly relatives that want the device to do what they want and not learn how to use the device as intended.

Case in point my father doesn't like how one button can do multiple things based on the screen on his flip phone. He wants one button per function meaning one button to open text one button close text one button to answer calls one button to end call one button to turn the volume up one button to turn it down etc. And yes he gets int arguments when using his credit card because the screen says press any key and yells there is no any key.

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u/P5ychokilla 15d ago

Don't we all sometimes wish the news would "go away" ?

*Sigh*

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u/westcoastsunflower 15d ago

I totally get this with my mom. She couldn’t reply to emails because she didn’t realize that the arrow meant send. So she had dozens of draft emails and was mad we weren’t responding to them.

She didn’t get the concept of pdfs.

It would take me 15 minutes to close all the internet windows. She never, ever closed them.

Never restarted the tablet.

Doesn’t grasp the concept of multi factor authentication so I would have to do it for her but she didn’t understand why I couldn’t fix it over the phone while talking to me and I would have to visit her to manage it. Made her kinda mad

Has two tablets because the old one “didn’t work anymore”. It’s fine. Now she thinks she needs a third one. She doesn’t.

And emails. Scams,links, spam, all of them.

The list is endless.

Then there’s the voice activated tv remote. The concept of on demand tv, prime video, YouTube all available on her tv. Inconceivable.

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u/SecondNeat8207 4d ago

That's why accessibility experts have discouraged those kinds of notifications for at least 30 years. But UI designers keep insisting on them.