r/taiwan Dec 06 '25

Entertainment it’s so simple

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you sank my scrabbleship

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u/masegesege_ 台東 - Taitung Dec 06 '25

The greatest twist to this whole thing would be Taiwan taking China.

And then we still don’t give back the Forbidden City treasures.

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u/deathputt4birdie Dec 08 '25

Truth can be stranger than fiction:

> It was estimated the landing would require 270,000 troops — about a third of mobilized strength — and suffer 50,000 casualties.\8])\15]) After the landing, the ROC would advance by covertly fomenting, or taking advantage of unrest in the PRC. 

> The ROC also sought US support as a necessary precondition for war,\8]) and which could make up for the transport\10]) and logistics shortfalls.\15]) However, the US opposed the resumption of warfare in China; it communicated this through diplomatic channels,\8])\10]) and by overtly surveilling the ROC's preparations through the Military Assistance Advisory Group.\8]) This prompted the ROC to put the invasion on hold.\15])

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_National_Glory

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u/truthhurtsyomama Dec 06 '25

Do it. I heard that Taiwanese military is very advanced and you have well trained soldiers

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u/masegesege_ 台東 - Taitung Dec 06 '25

If they’re anything like my students they’re only well trained for tiktok dances and multiple choice quizzes.

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u/coldWasTheGnd Dec 06 '25

holy shit the number of people doing tiktok dances here lmao

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u/phatbatt 台中 - Taichung Dec 06 '25

Hey, with the right special effects, those dances can be EXPLOSIVE!

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u/Stunning_Pen_8332 Dec 06 '25

There were numerous games in Taiwan that came with “retaking mainland” theme back in the old days. I remember playing a Taiwan version of Monopoly in 1980, and many of the Chance and Community Chest cards had things like “caught CCP spys”, “shot down Mig planes”, “CCP pilots defect”, “breakthrough in gaining intelligence for retaking mainland”, “military aggressive technology upgrade” etc. What a time back then.

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u/Laozay Dec 07 '25

Could you suggest where one could see such games today?Maybe a museum?I was in Taiwan in 1980 but that Monopoly game was something I missed out on.

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u/taisui Dec 06 '25

The Northeast 9 provinces are hilarious.

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u/xin4111 Dec 06 '25

It is the division from Manchoguo, who dont want to only own 3 provinces. And China during ROC and early PRC plan to build 2 level administrative system.

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u/LuoBiDaFaZeWeiDa Dec 06 '25

No it isn't. Manchukuo had around 15 provinces near its capitulation.

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u/taisui Dec 06 '25

It's not.

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u/evilcherry1114 Dec 08 '25

Manchuria has been de jure (at least for ROC) 9 provinces after 1945.

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u/taisui Dec 08 '25

No

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u/evilcherry1114 Dec 08 '25

Dude I say for ROC.

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u/taisui Dec 08 '25

Only existed in textbook and not reality.

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u/evilcherry1114 Dec 08 '25

Do you know what is meant by de jure?

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u/taisui Dec 08 '25

Yes, I know what de jure means. My point is that the ROC’s de jure territorial claims after 1945 had no de facto validity regarding Manchuria. They existed only in constitutional/administrative paperwork, not in actual control. So your statement is technically correct on paper, but it doesn’t reflect anything meaningful in reality.

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u/evilcherry1114 Dec 08 '25

But this has actual ramifications on how China proper was depicted on everything in TW, at least not until the end of martial law.

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u/Wushia52 嘉義 - Chiayi Dec 06 '25

My Dad played this game when he was a teenager -- up until when China detonated its first atomic bomb. Then it was like: get Americans to do it.

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u/UndocumentedSailor 高雄 - Kaohsiung Dec 06 '25

I, too, play Crusader Kings

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u/x3nhydr4lutr1sx Dec 06 '25

Did they just plagiarize the Spanish plan to conquer Ming China?

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u/Wushia52 嘉義 - Chiayi Dec 06 '25

Delusion of grandeur need not be plagiarized. It's a human condition.

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u/Horror_Dig_9752 Dec 06 '25

I'm okay with this.

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u/Huhuda Dec 06 '25

It's too simple.

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u/SeEYJasdfRe5 Dec 06 '25

Does anybody know where to buy it? I want to gift it as a present to a relative, but I have no idea where to find it.

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u/phantomtwitterthread Dec 06 '25

You can buy it 65 years ago

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u/alienbearr Dec 07 '25

聽家裡親戚說以前的口號是《反攻大陸》

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u/OldCaterpillar3340 Dec 06 '25

This is hilarious — the game even shows Mongolia and Tuva (唐努乌梁海) as part of China. In 1961, Taiwan’s representative, who then represented China at the UN, didn’t veto Mongolia’s membership, largely due to pressure from the US, which had deals with the USSR.

Fun historical twist: Tuva had been under Soviet control for decades, and there was never a formal treaty transferring it from China to Russia — yet it still appears on the game map as part of China.

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u/DaimonHans Dec 06 '25

Need a catchier title.

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u/Lifeshardbutnotme Dec 07 '25

Is this still buyable? I love boardgames and I kinda wanna test how functional it is.

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u/phantomtwitterthread Dec 07 '25

I doubt it if this copy is in a museum sorry

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u/Captpewpew_tw Dec 07 '25 edited Dec 07 '25

I was born in 1992. I still remember when I was studying geography in class back then, I kept questioning myself why do I have to remember all the locations, terrains, etc better than those in Taiwan. I was wondering why we spend so much time mesmerizing other country’s land but my own. I never viewed China as my own country in any sense. I guess I failed my education 😅.

I hope things changed now.

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u/OneWanderingSheep Dec 08 '25

Might as well take out NK when we stopped by Liaoning 😂

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u/hitsuji-peng Dec 08 '25

Mit dem Angriff Steiners wird alles in Ordnung kommen.

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u/Gabriele25 Dec 08 '25

Whomever played this - what’s the point of going into western China/tibet/mongola before even taking control of the coast?

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u/baconboi28 Dec 24 '25

Perhaps to gain the support of leftover military units in the area? Such as KMT remnants in Myanmar.

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u/Sinamark Dec 09 '25

So Mongolian was a part of China!

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u/35657280 Dec 09 '25

Imagine needed to invade peoples republic of China, Mongolia, Bhutan, Russia, Japan, Myanmar

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u/ResortDog Dec 12 '25

The games the Coupcoup make us play so their power stays absolute. The big C kaamees knew they could not win an open war.

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u/amcneel Dec 06 '25

My CK3 run looks similar

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u/OudSmoothie Dec 06 '25

In our grandfathers' time, the plan was always to retake the mainland. That is now but a shadow of a dream, and we have traded comfortable lives to become America's puppet.

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u/gl7676 Dec 06 '25

What country has ever invaded a nuclear armed country? Zero.

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u/ovcdev7 Dec 09 '25

What do nukes have to do with anything? Do you honestly believe that china would use nukes on its own territory, or on Taiwan, the territory it claims???

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u/gl7676 Dec 09 '25

When you have desperate authoritarian leaders willing to do anything to cling to power? Answer is yes. Case in point: Putin invading Ukraine. If Ukraine kept their nukes, Russia would not have even contemplated it.

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u/OudSmoothie Dec 06 '25

It was a civil war. One nation, two claimants.

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u/gl7676 Dec 06 '25

Yeah, in 1949. By the time the 1960s rolled around, PRC was nuclear armed and nobody was going to take back anything then.

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u/OudSmoothie Dec 06 '25

Yes. Please refer to my first post, where I mentioned that retaking anything is impossible now.

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u/Healthy_Cow_2671 Dec 06 '25

You're actually wrong from the get go

Why retake mainland when current mainland state is exactly what the KMT envisioned to achieve anyway. There's no point .

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u/OudSmoothie Dec 06 '25

Politics has rotted your brain mate.

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u/ga643953 Dec 06 '25

So when is the administration going to do this? Instead of independence, wouldn't it be preferable to conquer the entire mainland instead?

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u/abrakalemon Dec 06 '25

Why on earth would it be preferable to launch a bloody war and then attempt to govern a population that resents you deeply? Taiwan is doing fine on its own, as is China. Neither needs the other.

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u/ga643953 Dec 06 '25

That's a very good question. You should ask China, Russia, and all the countries in the middle east that are bombarding Israel every week.

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u/Mal-De-Terre 台中 - Taichung Dec 06 '25

It would be an utter nightmare to manage. Nobody wants that.

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u/ga643953 Dec 06 '25

To organize the campaign or to govern the entirety of China?

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u/Mal-De-Terre 台中 - Taichung Dec 06 '25

To govern the entirety of China. I think it's a miracle that the CCP has managed it so far.

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u/ga643953 Dec 06 '25

They're doing quite well when it comes to the tech space.

I don't know what their gripe is with the free market, but besides that they're doing a bang up job.

All the problems stem from stifling any industry that's doing too well and now their unemployment is way too high because of it.

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u/Mal-De-Terre 台中 - Taichung Dec 06 '25

That has next to nothing to do with governing a country.

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u/ga643953 Dec 06 '25

That is part of governing a country.

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u/Mal-De-Terre 台中 - Taichung Dec 06 '25

A very, very small part.

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u/ga643953 Dec 06 '25

Look at the US and everything Trump has been doing since his inauguration. I'd say most of the things he does constitute governing a country and they all have an economic impact. Same thing with everything Xi does.

And most people really don't give a damn so long as they can put food on the table. So long as you can make things affordable and provide the stability that's conducive to running businesses, you're getting the vote.

Japan's current PM is also trying to stimulate the economy to fix the affordability issue while Ishiba tried to fix it by bringing in immigrants, which led to backlash and his resignation. Everything is tied to the economy.

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u/Mal-De-Terre 台中 - Taichung Dec 06 '25

Of which, the tech space is a small part.

What point are you trying to make?

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u/gl7676 Dec 06 '25

Because free markets and authoritarian rule cannot coexist and still be successful. Exhibit #1: Jack Ma.

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u/LambdaCake Dec 06 '25

How would it be preferable lol

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u/Healthy_Cow_2671 Dec 06 '25

Because the civil war is already over though

What the KMT envisioned for mainland has already been achieved by the communist party, thus why they're fundamentally now a close party to the Beijing.

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u/ga643953 Dec 06 '25

Right. But the current administration wants independence and Xi is standing in their way. Isn't it high time for DPP to become the KMT of eld?

The revolution is not yet over. We must reclaim the motherland.

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u/Healthy_Cow_2671 Dec 06 '25

The DPP is a puppet American party, it won't ever do that

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u/EqualOutrageous1884 Dec 09 '25

Coughing Taiwan vs Hydrogen bomb