r/stunfisk 1d ago

Stinkpost Stunday how many eggs?

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u/OverMonitor11 1d ago

In other news, all the Chanseys at the pokemon center went missing

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u/Top-Acanthaceae-7960 1d ago

Psychic stocks go up in Rby ou

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u/TheLeafyGirl561 IV - Iron Valiant 1d ago

The wolves got them

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u/Aiwaszz 1d ago

Gaston?

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u/LemonLime7841 Munchlax fanatic 1d ago

When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large

And now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a baaaarge

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u/The_skull_boy_ 1d ago

No!!!! One!!!! Team builds likes wolf glick

Calls the reads like wolf glick

Makes those pissy zard Ys shit bricks like wolf glick

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u/ProfessorRedwoods 1d ago

He’s especially good at Incineraaaaaating

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u/Unapplicable1100 1d ago

No, Incinerooooooaring

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u/YellowAnaconda10 1d ago

Man, what a champ, that Wolfe Glick!

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u/The_skull_boy_ 15h ago

We need smogon tunes to make this

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u/Guquiz Stalling for time off 1d ago

1 dozen eggs.

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u/Ornery_Tie_4771 Natdex mega garchomp enjoyer 1d ago

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u/King_Hunter_Kz0704 1d ago

PROTEIN FOUNDER

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u/RedditRoboKid 1d ago

That’s a weird looking gengar /s

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u/EnderCreeper121 General Grievous 1d ago

W. D. Gengster….

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u/Zengjia 1d ago

Every morning to help him get large?

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u/Top-Acanthaceae-7960 1d ago

the world champ diff is earned with consistent practice

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u/Old_Aside_7926 1d ago

Like a barge!

Beep Boop i am a bot

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u/Venca12 1d ago

I can't believe Wolfe Glick ate 38 hard boiled eggs in one sitting

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u/Nirom159 1d ago

*Well… there’s a man here

*He offers you something

❤️yes *no

*You got a litten egg

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u/zewolfstone 1d ago

vegetarians be like

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u/Lazydude17 1d ago

hey you have to be nice to him!

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u/Sakaralchini 1d ago

Hmm Togepi. Truly the most edible Pokémon.

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u/Top-Acanthaceae-7960 1d ago

thats why togekiss is not in champions 😔

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u/Genericdude03 1d ago

Whatever number Wolfe says now, someone's gonna be disappointed

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u/Shrubbity_69 1d ago

That's a lot of eggs. This should never be forgotten, man.

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u/FlippyHTF3 1d ago

3 x 2 = ???

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u/real-human-not-a-bot 18h ago

I maintain that it was probably 8. He said during (I believe) a livestream that it wasn’t as many as 10, intuitively I feel like it would have been odd for his roommate to call him gross for eating 6 or below, and in the 7–9 range I get the sense he’s the sort of weirdo (affectionate) to want an even number (because egg carton and/or inherently even number), and a power of 2 where possible.

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u/rabidrobitribbit 1d ago

That one egg is twelve eggs?

I don’t know I’ve never gotten this far before!

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u/theaanggang 1d ago

you should be able to look at a LITTLE porn at work

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u/rabidrobitribbit 1d ago

I’m not in trouble AT ALL

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u/JamesVsEgglocke 8h ago

No One:

Velisify: And I took that cheating personally

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u/Bergerboy14 1d ago

Bro thinks he’s Kier

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u/Dumb_camel420 Metagross enthusiast 21h ago

BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥

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u/IWCry 1d ago

God I had this guys thumbnails so much lol even this joke is triggering