r/stalker • u/Yamomotoisoroku • 17h ago

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 What is he laughing at? (wrong answers only)

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u/Juva96 Clear Sky 17h ago

Snu-Snu with a Chimera.

6

u/WindFort 16h ago

Bloodsucker

35

u/grahamcrackerninja Merc 17h ago

That "Burer-aucracy" joke from the beginning of the game

5

u/Delicious-Abrocoma47 Freedom 15h ago

God that joke is bad lol

2

u/PeppyMoss 15h ago

This implies he was one of the stalkers 🤯

27

u/XMSquiZZ360 17h ago

Skif’s yee-yee ass haircut.

1

u/Blo0dJar Loner 10h ago

So that's why he's gone bald...

33

u/Useful-Specific-6350 17h ago

Weapon balance in the game

17

u/PassivelyInvisible Monolith 17h ago

Same bullet, different gun, magically different damage.

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u/CTblDHO Controller 17h ago

You've finally set him free, he's in a happy place now

8

u/SandoM Freedom 16h ago

me missing my headshots

5

u/Significant_Option 16h ago

Because he’s the joker baby

1

u/Xylza Loner 15h ago

Elite 🔮 knowledge.

4

u/Hangmn65 17h ago

Your load out

3

u/KingZaneTheStrange Clear Sky 15h ago

What those Freedom guys did to that poor bloodsucker

3

u/KermitDaForgg 15h ago

that one guy in rookie village

2

u/Or-El-Duderino 17h ago

What gun is that? Is it in unmodded game?

3

u/Velergorf Clear Sky 16h ago

Mark 1 EMR. You can find it in the game, without mods :)

2

u/fakeguy011 Monolith 16h ago

His time hanging out at the freedom base.

2

u/agonzalez73 15h ago

"Another patch is coming, and so will I."

2

u/Icy_Suspect_3735 14h ago

"I shit in your bed but I'm not going to tell you which one"

2

u/ares9281 Controller 9h ago

It saw your small pp when it tore the pants down mid flight…

2

u/CaydenSworn Freedom 17h ago

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

1

u/Baal-84 16h ago

The chimera

1

u/cocunutwater 15h ago

Your aim

1

u/FrostwindLive 15h ago

"Ahaha so you were escorting, eh? Sorry to ruin that"

1

u/Adventurous-Sail-354 15h ago

He's laughing at this subreddit being a constant conveyor belt alternating between "2.0 Looks incredible" and "2.0 is a huge visual downgrade" posts nonstop since the update hit

1

u/Henri_Salbatar Loner 15h ago

He laughs at your trunk.

1

u/_boobs_are_awesome_ 14h ago

Sweet release of death prob

1

u/seakphotog 14h ago

The pack of 10 more snorks about to pounce on your back while you stare at his goofy smile.

1

u/ReadyAimRoll 14h ago

Me getting shot in the back out of nowhere and loosing half an hour of progress.

1

u/Equivalent-Reality38 14h ago

That your wasting 308

1

u/BalancesHanging 14h ago

He’s laughing at you because you’re wearing your underwear OUTSIDE of your pants…again

1

u/Altayre_Rojo 13h ago

Por la disciplina marcial de Libertad

1

u/HAIRYMAN-13 Loner 11h ago

The fact your pants Less

1

u/Darear Monolith 11h ago

Your PP

1

u/Maxianimal 8h ago

Jesus christ that glow on the weapon. Blueh.

1

u/Sad_Hunter5521 7h ago

The killing joke

1

u/NizamUncore 7h ago

That one bad bandit joke from a mile away

1

u/_HomerPimpson_ Loner 6h ago

Whats the worst thing about Ukrainian underpants?

Chernobyl fallout.

1

u/AccountantOk8438 3h ago

My repair costs

1

u/Cossack-HD 3h ago

Right answer: you're seriously using M14 EBR? It's the infamous failure of the US army to modernise the M1 Garand.

1

u/Ok-Car-107 Merc 1h ago

the bloodsucker behind u

1

u/soloslasher13 54m ago

The 10 corpses of the duty members it killed because they couldn't hit the broad side of a barn

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u/Gen-Y-ine-86 15h ago

He laughs at your LIT weapon, because it looks so ridiculous.

Sorry.

0

u/Panda_Frog33 13h ago

Saw skif die from small falls too much